Chapter #11
Binge Eating Disorder
Binge Eating Disorder causes people to eat large amounts of food compulsively with little control.
Thanks to Utsukushi-Mayonaka for this idea . ありがとう ございます.
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Chouji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Naruto were sitting in a small restaurant, eating a light lunch.
Naruto was eating ramen, Sasuke was eating Onigiri, Shikamaru was just staring at the ceiling, and Chouji was on his 43rd rack of ribs.
"Hey Chouji…" Naruto said slurping up the last bit of his ramen.
"What?"
"Why do you always eat so much?"
Chouji stared, confused , at Naruto like he had said the dumbest thing ever. "I don't think you know what you're talking about…"
Sasukes eyes suddenly widened. "Naruto doesn't know what hes talking about? OH MY GOD STOP THE F!#KIN' PRESSES!"
"Shut up emo punk!" Naruto shouted. "No seriously why do you eat so much?"
"I don't think I eat too much…Hey! Another order of ribs!" said Chouji McPhatbutt.
"If you say so…" Sasuke said, as the waiter brought the order of ribs to Chouji.
"Yum! Itadakimasu!" Chouji shouted, digging into his food like it was the only food known to man.
'GAR! NOM NOM GRUMBLE SLURP!' (Sound of Chouji eating)
Naruto, Sasuke, and even Shikamaru stared wide eyed at Chouji as he tore into the ribs, sending bits of meat and barbecue sauce flying everywhere. Naruto noticed a small bit of ramen laying near Choujis plate and decided to reach over and try to get it.
And that, dear readers, is the story of how Naruto lost his hand. The end.
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