-1Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own Harry Potter. That privilege belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers.

A:N: O.k. guys, sorry for such a long time to update, but I have had severe writer's block with this story. If you have any ideas for the next couple of chapters, tell me and I'll think them over.

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Students: This coming Saturday will be a Hogsmead Weekend for all students

From third year and up. You will be asked to be back to the castle by 8:30.

Also, Madame Malkin's will be open early for any student who wishes to buy

Attire for the upcoming Halloween Dance, which I remind you, will be in 2 weeks.

Headmistress, Minerva McGonagall.

"Hey Brittany, wait up!" I heard as I walked away from the message board, contemplating on going into Hogsmead tomorrow or not. I could always have my mom send me one of my dresses in the post, but then I risked the chances of her not getting the right one. In that case, it would probably be more prudent to just go into Hogsmead and get something, but you never know what dresses they would have.

Anyways, back to someone yelling for me. I turned around, but I didn't see anyone so I just kept walking. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and suddenly I was on the ground, on top of someone. Sitting back slightly, I saw that I was indeed on top of someone. Guess who it was? "Oh!" I said in surprise and quickly got off of the person, extending a hand to help them up. They brushed it away. "Sorry Severus, I didn't mean to run into you."

Severus looked at me funny for a minute, and then gathered his books. "Yes, I'm sure you didn't." He sneered and then walked away. I looked after him with a confused look on my face. He hadn't really insulted me or called me any names, like he usually did when he saw a Gryffindor. Shaking my head, I turned around and saw someone standing at the front of the hall. It was Patty Patil, one of the schools biggest gossipers, and she had a look on her face that probably wasn't a good thing.

"Um, hey Patty." I said uncertainly as I walked towards her. She gave me an evil smile that showed her whitened teeth, and flipped her black hair over her shoulders. "Hey Brittany. What was that all about? I didn't know that you thought of Snape that way, I mean, I thought you were dating James. You're not cheating on him are you? You can tell me if you are though, I am completely trustworthy." She said to me, and I continued to stare at her. I think she must have taken my silence as a yes, because she positively beamed. "O.k. I guess I'll see you around then." She said and walked towards the end of the hallway. Right before she turned the corner, she turned back to me. "Your secret is safe with me." She said, and with that she was gone.

I stared after her for a minute, before the reality of what had just happened sunk in. "Crap." I whispered, and hustled to the Great Hall where they would be serving lunch now. Knowing Patty, I was sure that I could count on a rumor before the end of lunch, and I had to tell James that it was a lie before someone told him I was cheating on him. God forbid if they told him I was cheating on him with Snape. I would probably end up being kicked out of school.

When I reached the Great Hall, the marauders, minus James, were just coming out. There was a round of hellos, but I think they noticed me trying to look over there heads and into the Great Hall. "Something wrong, Britt?" Remus asked as I stretched on my tip-toes to see over his height.

"Nope, not at all. Why would something be wrong?" I asked, while continuing to look around them. I put my hand on Sirius' shoulder and tried to jump up in the air without seeming conspicuous, but it didn't work. Sirius looked at me funny, probably cus' I still wasn't on talking terms with him, and Remus looked at me knowingly, which was kind of weird. He really does know everything though. Before any of them could answer me though, Lily and Jade came out of the Great Hall, followed by a smug looking Patty Patil. "I'm dead." I said and stopped jumping up and down.

Peter looked at me as if I was crazy. "No your not. You're right here and it looks like your breathing. So you're clearly not dead." I turned my attention from my friends and looked at Peter. I saw no traces of a joke on his face. I looked at Remus and Sirius, who were just shaking their heads, so I figured it was just a regular occurrence.

"She was just using a figure of speech, Wormtail." Sirius said in a bored manner. Peter looked at him admiringly for a moment before shaking his head eagerly. That boy really does have something wrong with him.

"Brittany, we need to talk." Lily said, as she and Jade looked at me sternly. I gulped. "Now." I nodded my head and left with them, not noticing the looks that people in the Great Hall were giving us and the baffled looks on the marauder's faces. I was dragged into a prefects bathroom, and Lily shut the door and locked it.

"It's all a lie!" I shouted, getting myself ready for the onslaught. I knew that Lily and Jade didn't like James in that way, but it didn't mean that they wanted a cheater for a best friend. I tensed when I heard them laughing. Wait, I thought, they're laughing? I looked up to see for real, that my two best friends were laughing at me. "What do you find so funny?"

"You. Laugh. Thought. Another laugh. We were mad at you?" Lily got out through her laughs. I gave her a confused look, which made her laugh harder. I looked over to where Jade was sitting on the floor, her head in her hands and shaking from her mirthless laughing.

"Well then, what the bloody hell are you on about?" I practically screamed at them. They took a minute to compose themselves, and then Lily pulled back her shoulders and gave me a very serious look. She looked over to the door, but when she was sure that no one was coming in, she turned back to me. Jade was still giggling softly in the background.

"We know that you aren't cheating on James, but when Patty told us, we had to at least act like we were mad. We know that if you were cheating on him you would tell us, right?" Lily asked. I smiled and she laughed again. "I think, that even though we never got the marauders back for the last prank they played on us, we should get them back."

I looked to Jade, who nodded her head to the affirmative. "O.k. What did you have in mind?" I asked her cautiously. Jade and Lily shared a secret smile that was absolutely diabolical.

"Well, we have a few ideas." They said together.

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"Brittany. Is there something you need to tell me?" James asked at dinner that night. I looked up at him as innocently as I could. I didn't want to laugh and ruin the whole prank. James looked at me as if he wanted to say something, but didn't know how to say it without hurting my feelings.

"I don't know what your talking about James." I said batting my eyelashes at him. "Is there something you want to talk to me about? He sighed and sat down in the seat we had left open on purpose for him. Sirius, Remus, and Peter came in and sat down, all of the glaring at me. I swallowed my laughter, turning it into a cough as Lily elbowed me in the side sharply.

"Well, I heard from a reliable source that you were," James said, as if it was paining him. He cleared his throat and took a glance around the Great Hall, stopping when he reached the Slytherin table. Most of the Great Hall was staring at us or talking inconspicuously behind their hands to their neighbors.

"That I was what, James?" I said, leaning in closer to him. He mumbled a nothing, but I knew that he wouldn't get away with it if we had something to do with it. "What, James? I couldn't understand you." I looked out of the corner of my eye to see Remus patting Jade on the shoulder, she had put her head in her hands so we couldn't see her laughing, and Lily turning a violent shade of red from containing her laughter. I didn't look at Sirius, but I probably should have, because he is very protective of his best friend.

"That you're sleeping with Snivellus!" Sirius burst out. The hall turned deathly quiet and everyone was either looking James and I or Snape. I turned to look at Jade and Lily, not really knowing what to do. They had both looked up at me when Sirius made his outburst.

"Sirius, listen. Calm down o.k. It's not what you think." Lily soothed, but Sirius didn't care.

"No! This is stupid. I'm not going to sit around when some girl plays with my best friends emotions." Sirius said, shaking Lily off and standing up to look at me from across the table. "Brittany Rose, could you please enlighten us as to why you are cheating on my BEST FRIEND!" He yelled at me. I stood up from the table. I had had enough of Sirius Black trying to tell me what I was doing and who I am.

"You have no reason to talk to me like that Black." I spat at him. Everyone was still staring at us and I noticed that James had risen from his seat some. I motioned for him to sit back down, but I didn't look to see if he had or not. "I did not cheat on James. Even if I have, it would not be any of you business. So why don't you but out!" I said, reaching across the table to poke him in the chest as I spoke the last few words.

"What are you talking about?" Sirius said, acting like he was baffled. "I would have every right to know, seeing as he's like my brother. You have nothing to talk about either, because if I had known you would be such a whore, I wouldn't let you date him in the first place." Sirius said to me. I gasped and I heard most of the Great Hall do the same. Had he really just called me the whore?

"Sirius Black," I said, trying to keep in my tears. "You are have no reason, at all, to be calling someone a whore. I don't want to ever speak to you again." I said and then strode from the Great Hall. When I went outside of the door, I leaned against them. Putting my head in my hands, I let a few tears escape. Our plan had backfired, and now I had been accused of cheating on my boyfriend and being a whore in front of the whole school and all of the teachers.

I jumped when I felt a hand on my shoulder, but I didn't look up. I didn't want to deal with anyone right at the moment. "Brittany, honey, we're so sorry. If it wasn't for us than none of this would have ever happened." I looked up at Jade who was standing next to me, and at Lily who was just coming out of the Great Hall. Both of them looked sympathetic and ready to kick somebody's arse. Namely Sirius'.

"Let's go have a girls night in, shall we?" Lily asked, while checking back in the doors of the Great Hall and glaring periodically at the now gossiping people. I nodded numbly and we went back up towards the common rooms and the Gryffindor dorms. I didn't really want to have a girls night in, I really just wanted to go to sleep, but I decided that if it would make Lily and Jade think that they had made me feel better, I was ready to do it.

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Dear Book That Is An Extremely Manly Diary,

This is your writer, James "Prongs" Potter. I just wish to inform you of the events that have taken place today. First off, we get news that my girlfriend, Brittany, cheated on me. Then, it turns out that it is not true, but Sirius, my best mate, and Brittany got into a huge fight. It ended with Sirius calling my girlfriend a whore and her storming out of the Great Hall. Sure it may be a bit of a choice between my best mate or my girlfriend, but I feel the need to not worry about until the time comes.

As always, keeping it real and awesome, because im James Potter,

James Potter.

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