Sorry it's been so long. I wanted to write so badly but then I had to leave for Florida and when I came back I was swamped with work. But anyways here's a new chapter for all of you guys that have been waiting so patiently.

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Last time:

"Hell no!" Miroku shouted. " Not with that psychopathic bitch around. I don't trust her one bit."

"What did you call me?" Chey growled standing up. She flexed her claws and advanced on Miroku. He gulped and ran into the kitchen. Chey followed close behind. The gang winced as they heard pots banging and yelling.

"Put down the knife Chey. Put it down and no one gets hurt." Miroku begged.

"No one except you." Chey snarled. More pots and pans clanged together before all was silent.

"So has anyone decided where we're going to stay?" Chey came out looking satisfied.

"Ummm…I think we're going to stay at Kagome's house." Ayame said slowly scared of what they would find in the kitchen. Inuyasha and Kouga traded worried glances and slipped into the kitchen. They looked around for 5 minutes before finally going to the refrigerator. Inuyasha opened the cupboard next to it only to find…

Now:

A miny Miroku walking around the cupboard trying to find a way out.

"What the fuck!" Inuyasha yelped. Kouga shoved him over to get a look at the now ant-sized Miroku. Both boys broke out laughing.

"OI! Everyone come here!" Kouga yelled. "You won't believe what she did."

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled with a high pitch voice. "Hey! What's wrong with my voice?"

Everyone came in cautiously.

"I didn't kill him so there's no body." Chey called. The gang visibly relaxed.

"What happened?" Ayame asked peering over Kouga's shoulder. When she saw Miroku she burst out laughing.

"Hey Sango! Your…boyfriend's an…ant." She gasped.

"He ain't my boyfriend." Sango snapped as Chey came into the kitchen.

"You're dating Miroku? That grade-A perv? Do you have screws loose in your head or what?" She said stopping in her tracks. Sango groaned.

"I'm not dating him! Now what's this about him being an ant?" Sango tried to get past Kagome and Ayame who were blocking the view. Chey looked the other way pretending to be innocent.

"Maybe you should squish him." She suggested. "Make my life a whole lot easier." She added in an undertone. Catching this Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow.

"WHAT! NO! Don't squish me! PLEASE!" Miroku begged the gang.

"I think we'll leave that to Sango to decide. I mean, she is his girlfriend after all." Kagome said smirking. Sango cried out in frustration.

"Gah! How many times do I have to tell you that we're NOT dating." She cried.

"You know, that's going to get you in a lot of trouble one day Kagome." Chey pointed out. "I can just see Sango chasing you around with a spork trying to murder you." Everyone looked at her strangely.

"What?" Chey snapped.

"A spork?" Sesshomaru inquired.

"What? You haven't heard of a spork before?" Chey asked startled.

"Of course we've heard of them. We're just wondering why Sango would use a spork instead of a knife." Inuyasha growled. Chey sighed dramatically.

"Of course. Sporks give a much more painful death then knifes do." She explained

"Excuse me! Have you forgotten about my situation here?" Miroku yelled. Everyone turned back to the problem at hand.

"3…2…1." A cloud of smoke surrounded the cabinet Miroku was in.

"Chey…" A now regular-sized Miroku growled.

"Yeah?"

"Start running."

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That's all for now folks. Keep R&Ring! SPORKS RULE!