Peanut Butter and Coffee

Chapter 11: Orochimaru the rapist!!!

Lea's thinking

Gaara's thinking

Sasuke's thinking

Steven's thinking

Andy's Thinking

Anybody's thinking

Yawn I stayed up all night just cuz I needed to type so here ya goes! Meep a coal truck just went by my house! I'll have Train Tracks in the Next chapter.

-Start-

"Hey guys!!!" Kell yelled on the way home. "What?!?" They replied "You know that there an escaped pedophile!"

"Oh joy!" Terri said sarcasm dripping out of her mouth. "Nooooooo! I don't want him to get my Gaara-kun!!" Steven yelled and hugged Gaara close. "Who said I was yours??" Gaara asked. "Me! since you did object to me last night. All I heard in my ears we're you screaming for more!" He blushed at what his boyfriend yelled out. "Ewww! You mean you guys went that far already, plus I so did not want to hear that!" Terri

"Kitty Kat don't be that mean!"(1) Kell laughed.

"Hey guys why don't we camp out at Kell house tonight! Since its spring break!" Lea suggested. "Why my house?" Kell asked "Because I want to aggravate your mom!" Steven randomly said. "I wanna go home!! I wanna play Finally Fantasy 11!!" Teri yelled. "So I wanna play WoW but Gaara is keeping me busy!" Steven yelled "I still don't get why my house?" Kell asked. "Because you have a huge yard!!! While the rest of us are stuck with mini yards!" Les told her. Lea looked at Kell with puppy dog eyes. "Please!!!!" "Ok fine!" Lea jumped up. "yay!!" "Stop moving around back there!!! Your moving the van and it looks like some ones having sex back their"

"Hey Lea." Sasuke said "Humm??" she replied. "I want to take you some where." He whispered in her ear. "Like where Sasu?" she giggled "You'll find out soon enough Lea." He teased. "But-" he cut her off. "No buts." He told her pulling her into a hug. Lea pulled away after feeling uneasy because of the few pairs of eyes watching them.

"Oh my god Steven! Stop it we're it the fucking van still!!" Gaara yelled. everyone looked back at the two boys. Steven had one hand it Gaara's pants and the other holding Gaara's shirt out of the way of were Steven's mouth was kissing/sucking.

All off a sudden Lea whips out a portable camera and starts flashing. Kell faints of nose bleed. Terri is hide in the front seat. Sasuke and Naruto hide behind the seat.

"Fine but I'm finishing later." Steven said disappointed as the van stopped at Lea's home. "Lea get the things you need then come back out." Andy said turning off the van. " Aye captain! " Lea said while grabbing Sasuke's hand. " Come on Sasu-Kun!" "Fine. Not like I have a chose." He said " Gaara, steven! You don't have a chose either!"

"Awww damn!" Steven and Gaara said who had some how gotten in the back seat of the van.

10 min. later

Lea threw a lamp at Steven's head. Manly because he scared her when they were walking down the stairs to the basement. "Dammit lea!" Sasuke yelled as the lamp claimed for Steven's head wizzed past his head and hit the wall. " Come on lea! Get the stuff and lets go!" Gaara yelled "ok!"

"Gaara, I've just realized something!" Lea said " What?" He said watching Steven walk back up the stairs. "We both have control of our boyfriend except in bed." She replied. "Well I wasn't expecting that…wait you've had sex with Sasuke?" Gaara said. She asked, " No but I know that I'm a uke, sadly." Lea said. "You like yaoi a little to much!" "I know!" She yelled and ran back up the stairs. " I still have clothes and food to get!" Lea yelled. "Hurry up" "ok"

one hour later

"Wait a minute!" Terri yelled putting her ear at the speaker of the radio. " Radio: The Rapist who escaped yesterday from the KY state pen. Is still on the run. Police in Pike count have to believed to have to seen him around Shelby Valley high school. Talking to a sliver haired boy. "If you see the man that fits this description: Tall about 6.0 ft pale skin and hazel snake eye call your local police department!" "The guy goes by the name of Orochimaru" "Oh my fucking God!!" Sasuke scarmed like a little girl. "what?" everyone asked. "that's one of Itachi's old friends! "Oh my fucking God! Did he try to rape you?" Lea asked " He wanted to I know that for a fact, but he didn't." Sasuke said. " Thank god!" She ( Lea ) yelled while doing a happy dance. "Hey Baka's were here!"

" Yeah!" "ok lets start setting up the tents" Any demanded. "Ok have fun doing that guy!" Lea yelled." "No you guys have to help to it just can't be sasuke, Naruto, and me! I don't wanna work!" "Too bad Lea, It was our idea anyway." "Ok Sasuke!" Lea said walking to steven, Gaara, Kell, and Terri. " Grr!" Terri I shall release many little animals into Andy's and your tent tonight about 12:00 p.m. So now you know to get out of the tent at that time, now all have to help because I have to!" She told them.

Another hour later

( Filled with Lea chasing people, like Kells little brothers, with the metal stick.)

"Ok its 8:30, now wh-" Lea said but was interrupted by Terri turning the radio up. "News Break!! The man accused of rape as been spotted near the rail road tracks on back bottom road of shelby. If you see him call police." "Oh my God! Run people!!" Kelled yelled All of a sudden there was a loud crash coming from on of the carts. "Kabuto! your going to give us away to the neborhood!" a snake sounding hiss coming for the cart infront of the home.

"oh shit!" a freaked out Sasuke said poking his head out of a tent.

End

Sorry I couldn't think of anything esle I hope you guys like it. Love you people, I've been work on PB&C about 6 months or so thanks! Oh #1 is a nickname of the my friend Katera's character Terri. If your wondering this chap. is just a bunch or randomness.

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