"Hurry up Kabuto! We need to have everything ready for Sasuke's Grease party by 7!" demanded Orochimaru.
"Lord Orochimaru, it's only noon. We have plenty of time. Besides have you even seen Grease before? Is that why you're not helping me make these Pink Ladies and T-Birds jackets?"
"OF COURSE I'VE SEEN GREASE YOU IDIOT!" retorted Orochimaru.
"Okay, well then what's the plot of Grease?"
Orochimaru's eyes narrowed. "Well… it's about… ladles?"
Kabuto laughed. "I knew you hadn't seen it. Well it's a beautiful love story with singing and dancing in it."
"Well who cares if I've seen the movie or not? And what is a T-Bird?" asked Orochimaru as he glanced at Kabuto's handiwork.
"The T-Birds are the gang that the leading man, Danny Zuko, belongs to. I made this for Sasuke. We will be wearing these," said Kabuto, holding up two pink satin jackets with the words "Pink Ladies" stitched on the back.
"What on Earth is this?" asked Orochimaru.
"Please wear it for Sasuke. He'll never be able to fill up the jizz bucket if we don't cheer him up with this party."
"Very well. I'll do it for Sasuke. Oh and Kabuto, I'm planning a special treat for Sasuke at the party."
"What is this special treat?" asked Kabuto.
"I'm going to kidnap Naruto and bring him to the party of course!"
"How are you going to do that? Naruto hates you."
"You silly fool I'm just going to set a trap for him outside his apartment. All we need is some ramen to lure him out!"
"Excellent idea! Now help me make this Rydell High School banner!" said Kabuto, as his glasses gleamed.