I changed the name of the fanfiction bc well it started out being just about their parenting but its really not anymore. LiFE AS IT HAPPENS seems good.

This onshot was the result of an argument I had with one of my guy friends.

What would Percy do in a situation like this? Obviously the right thing.

Talks about sex but not a real smut.

Enjoy!

"Two of three, the lady wins again!"

The crowd cheered loudly. There was a big circle of people around them, trying to witness the popular kid beaten on his ground of expertise.

"For the gods sake! Have you really not played before?" Percy asked in a low voice in her ear. She was amazing at it and knew all the rules.

Annabeth watched her opponent chug the lasts beers of the game, her lips tugged up in a smug smile, arms crossed.

She turned around to face him and looked at him smirking "Percy..."

"Gods! You don't cease to surprise me" He murmured. It was kinda hot that she could play like that.

"I have a lot of surprises. Keeps the flame on," she joked "then you won't get tired of me"

She didn't answer whether she had played before. She winked at him and turned in his arms to face her opponent again. He would never get tired of her that was a ridiculous idea.

"She's beating the crap out of you" one of his jock friends, Mason maybe, told Julian. The guy laughed and shouldered off his jock jacket the team captain had clearly warmed up after two lost games. (Did he have to wear the thing every freaking moment, didn't he owned any other jackets. Percy thought that was so stupid).

The girls around him fought to hold his jacket.

As on cue, there was someone filling the empty party cups with more beer, changing the water to clean the ping pong balls in and reorganizing everything in the table.

"We'll see...so you guys, before NYU...were you at Columbia? I played against some hard beer-pongers when we went to one of their parties with the team"

Of course the athletes went around in packs. One of the reasons they 'dislike' Percy for, he was on said swimming team but didn't have many close friends in it.

He got on with them for the few hours of practice during the week but he just didn't like hanging out with them every living second. His real friends were in his Marine Biology classes.

The other reason they disliked him was...well, he was extremely good (although he tried not to) and he had dethrone their precious leader.

"Nah" Percy shook his head. "We were in the west coast"

"CA? You look like, you know, those kinda people. Surfer and the tan cali girl"

Annabeth scoffed "I'm from Virginia actually, and Percy's from New York"

"Pff, obviously he's a newyorker"

He raised an eyebrow "What does that mean?"

"Your accent Perce" The Shadow said

The Shadow. He was another team mate but Percy, well into the semester, never bothered to learn his name; he just called him The Shadow because he was always right behind Julian.

'Perce?' Yeah suddenly they were best friends; he suppressed the urge to roll his eyes. It wasn't The Shadow's fault, he was sure the guy was nice if he was on his own. Anyway he couldn't argue about it, it was a thick newyorker accent, Annabeth teased him for it sometimes. But he didn't like to be teased by them, idiots.

"So where did you learned Valley girl?" Julian pressed, in between chewing his gum.

Gross.

He probably hated the couple now. Percy had at least two minutes less on his swimming time than him (without even trying, he felt bad about it sometimes, it felt like cheating but he really needed the scholarship) and Annabeth was now destroying him at his most beloved drinking game.

Annabeth shook her head. "We're not party goers. Is just my good aim"

"Beginners luck then. Haven't you heard I'm in my territory?"

"Not really, if it wasn't because Percy is in the team...well, you're not that popular over the architecture students. NYU is a big school"

She looked at him with pity as if she really was sorry of not having heard of him. Percy couldn't help but laugh but Julian didn't seem to get the sarcasm.

"I don't think you're really much of a threat though, I already won twice"

"I like this chick, she's got guts man"

Percy tightened the arm he had around her waist. Annabeth raised an eyebrow; she hated the term 'chick'. It was not necessary derogatory but it goes with the tone of voice, that was what she explained to him. Julian clearly was using 'the tone'

Julian laughed but Percy could already see the guy looking at her that way. Wanting his girlfriend. He wished she didn't look so pretty with that skirt on...

"Is she an athlete too?" He asked Percy.

Annabeth was sober enough and she simply hated when guys talked about girls as if they weren't in the room like she couldn't reply by herself, she answered.

"Sort of"

"Sort of?" Julian raised an eyebrow as he eyed her. Annabeth shrugged.

Percy could feel his blood heating, he wanted to beat him up and he wasn't a violent guy, at least not with mortals. He just hated guys looking at her like that.

Annabeth always told him he shouldn't be jealous. And really after all they've been through jealousy seemed so stupid but this was not that kind of jealously this was wanting to defend her good honor. And to make. Him. Stop. Looking. At. Her. legs.

"So, another round then?" He challenged with a wicked smile.

"Sure"

"We should be–" Percy started but Annabeth looked at him. She could tell by just looking in his eyes why his change of mood. She smiled reassuringly.

"Oh, don't kill the vibe Percy. We are having a nice time, let your chick play"

She muttered a curse in greek and looked back at Julian.

"Annabeth, if you don't mind. And I am nobody's chick"

Julian laughed. Percy was sure he wasn't used to girls talking back at him. He just had to look at the girls surrounding him, all their eyes on Annabeth, giving her the bitch stare, fortunately for them Annabeth didn't feel like staring back, she could win at intimidating people too.

"So, Blondie" Annabeth rolled her eyes "Let's see if your aim's still this good after you have a few chugs"

"The two of you should have a shot before the final!" The Shadow said. Everyone cheered and Percy cursed.

The Shadow and his great ideas.

"We should all have shots!" Another one said. Everyone put their hands in the air 'wooo'.

Only the 'selected cult', meaning the team and their close friends were invited to this room. The whole party was outside but supposedly this was the real party.

Percy had been invited to many parties (he presume exactly like this one) but it was the first time he ever came. It was Friday night and they were bored, Jason and Pipes were out of town so he suggested Annabeth coming to their first ever college party. Surely they have gone to some 'college parties' at the Roman camp but it wasn't really the same...the roman idea of fun was some sparring or siege at midnight, now he wished he suggested a movie and popcorn.

They started filling lots of shots in the corner of the table. Someone turned the music up.

"No Annabeth, you already had ton," he talked in her ear. Annabeth smiled at him and put her arms around his neck. She had lost one time so between that and all the other points Julian scored in the three games...well, she had a lot to drink.

"I didn't, it was just a couple of beers and it's just one shot Percy. Don't worry"

"Annabeth you don't have to prove anything to this asshole," he insisted

"It's not that, I'm having fun"

"I know you"

Julian had challenged all the boys but most of them where already very drunk because of his victories.

Percy had said no for the trillion time and then Julian turned to Annabeth thinking 'Percy's chick' would say no, but of course the daughter of Athena accepted. She couldn't turn down beating someone in a contest.

She kissed him sweetly.

Everyone cheered at the first girls gulping in their shots. It will soon be the opponents turn.

"Come on Seaweed Brain, don't make puppy eyes"

"You've never drank more than a glass of champagne at Christmas"

She didn't want to admit that she was a little more than dizzy. The alcohol was slowly making effect, numbing her brain.

"Yo Percy, don't kill the vibe." She imitated Julian's voice poorly in his ear and he groaned.

"I'm serious Annabeth"

"And what if I get little drunk? My designated driver is a gentleman"

Percy rolled his eyes and she smirked and bit down on her lips while her hand sneaked under his button down feeling his hard abdomen muscles. Percy thought the behavior was odd; she was not the touching type in public. In fact she hated people making out on the street or the halls in between classes...or the people that were now at the corners of the room, entangled in each other's arms.

"A very hot gentleman," he pushed her hand away and she pouted. He highly suspected touching his muscles in public was a) because she was already drunk or b) because she was reassuring him that she could never look at any other guy beside him, she sometimes did that when he felt a jealousy sprout

Someone pushed a shot in both their hands, the transparent liquid looked like water but the smell gave it off. Percy set his down on the table.

"Oooh Percy is too good for shots guys"

Every other guy in the team laughed. He shrugged, he couldn't care less what they thought of him, he was only on the team for the scholarship he already had friends.

He cursed the moment he suggested coming here; they should have stay in and watch a movie.

"So, count of three Blondie?" He smirked, "one...t-"

Annabeth got the shot glass to her lips and drank it all in a matter of seconds. All the idiots cheered. Percy looked at his girlfriend stun.

She'd never done that and most of the drinkers here had gagged a little at theirs. She felt kinda good for accomplishing it without a single blink. Her smiled was still smug. Julian laughed hard and drank his shot too.

"Taught girl this one," he breathed out setting his glass down hard on the table. The refillers took all the empty glasses and then the game was set to start.

"After this we're going home," he told her and she kissed his lips, the taste of the alcohol impregnated in them.

"Okay"

Annabeth tried to concentrate on the game but her senses weren't as sharp as before.

Julian and Annabeth looked at each other in the eyes and shot their ping pong balls. He got it in so he had to start.

He aimed and got the ball in one of her cups. Annabeth's smile didn't falter as she grabbed the cup and took it to her lips, drinking was starting to feel like a heavy task.

He failed the next shot. In her turn Annabeth got two balls in one of his cups and so he had to drink three times for it.

She had to drink the next two times; she gripped the ping pong table fighting to keep it down. She'd never liked the taste of beer.

"If you throw up you lose sweetheart" She breathed in a couple of times.

"I'm not going to"

"You okay?" Percy asked after she set aside the second cup.

"Yeah, of course," but she didn't looked too well.

He stood protectively beside her; he could feel her weigh as she rested on his side.

His next shot spanned around the cup and she leaned to blow on it.

Percy went to her back; he considered her skirt was too short to be leaning on tables.

Thankfully the ball bounced off, Julian cursed.

He got her to drink the next one and the next one. She swallowed the last of it feeling her stomach twist and turn; Julian saw his victory already he smiled brightly.

Percy was about to suggest giving up but that would only insult her and encouraged her more. After all these years he knew that she wasn't the giving up type, she was not giving up in a million years

When it came to her turn again Annabeth shot and got the ball in one of his cups but Julian was too slow to take it to his lips because she threw the other ping pong ball at it and it got it.

"End of the game!" The Shadow shouted "Annabeth is the winner for the third time!" and everyone cheered and raised their party cups to her.

"Drink up" She said with a radiant smile.

Julian started having the rest of Annabeth's beers and the few cups he had left on his side. He was trying to look amused but Percy could see how pissed off he was for losing, Annabeth had left him exposed as the idiot he was in front of his cult.

Annaneth smiled smugly at Percy

"What? I never doubt you!"

She looked at him knowingly and put her arms around him.

"I'd never bet against you Wise Girl"

"Toughest opponent. None of you pussies could ever beat me! Let alone beat me three times in a row" Julian said to everyone but he was disappointed that there were few people listening.

Now that the game was over the selected cult had scatter around the room. People on the sofa making out and others were dancing.

Julian walked around the table with The Shadow. The guy was smiling but Percy knew that smile, the same he gave him whenever they compete at the pool.

"Nice game, well played"

He extended his hand to Annabeth and she took it, expecting a handshake but instead he pulled her from Percy arms to his and wrapped her in a tight hug.

Annabeth pushed him away with a little more force than intended and he stumbled backwards hitting The Shadow

"Even beerified you're fierce" he said.

What a compliment.

"Beerified?" Annabeth scoffed.

"Slag for drunk" The Shadow clarified as if they didn't understand.

Thanks for clearing that up genius, Percy almost said.

Annabeth laughed at The Shadow and Julian smiled pleased thinking that she was laughing as his fabulous word, which made her laughed even more.

Percy kissed the side of her head and put his arm around Annabeth, "well guys, it was fun."

"You guys goin'?"

"Yep. Lots to study tomorrow," he shrugged and Annabeth nodded.

"Oh, you go study Percy. Let your girlfriend stay. We'll get her a ride home safely"

"We live together" Annabeth told him

"You guys going pretty strong, huh?"

"Yeah"

"What are you like nineteen?" The Shadow asked them in disbelief.

"We're twenty"

"Still pretty young to live together and all...you know most couples that live together don't make it to the third semester?" Annabeth laughed and leaned on Percy.

"By whose statistics?" Annabeth asked raising an eyebrow but the guy couldn't reply.

"We like our chances" Percy said and guided his girlfriend out. "See you"

"Goodnight Annabeth," it was the first time Julian used her name.

Annabeth turned in Percy's arms and waved, "Adios"

Will joined them at the door of basement, it was his house. It was one of the few guys Annabeth actually knew from Percy's team and she kinda like him because he reminded her (with a stung of sadness) of Beckendorf.

"Annabeth that was amazing; well played" He shook her hand.

"Thanks," she smiled brightly.

"You guys might want to avoid going through the kitchen, someone vomited and another one fell on top...it's pretty nasty"

"Gross" Annabeth said but started laughing.

Will eyed her amused but not in a mean way and looked at Percy like wow you're girlfriend is pretty wasted. Percy shrugged like yeah, she is.

"Oh sorry man, that sucks" Percy told him.

"Yeah well...it comes with it. My mom's gonna yell in the morning" he shrugged "see you at practice"

"Yeah, see you and thanks for the warning"

"Sure, take care," he clapped his back.

They went out of the room. The house looked pretty trashed. Kids were everywhere dancing and chatting, few girls crying and some others making out.

He guided Annabeth around the house and she stumbled and stepped on every person on their path.

"We are so never coming back to a thing like this again," he said when they made it out and were walking to their car —actually Sally and Paul's but they leant it to him for the night. It was rather chilly so he covered her shoulders with his jacket.

"I'm not cold" she protested fighting to get it off her. But the mid October air was only going to make her sick.

"Yes, it's cold."

"Wait, What?! You don't want to come back ever? But it was great"

"Yeah yeah, watch your step," he grabbed her waist but her feet weren't going in a horizontal line. She stumbled forward and almost fell a few times.

"I never had so much fun beating someone. Not even against you, not even against Clarisse...wait, maybe Mario Kart against you, but it was so good! Don't you want me to make him lose again? Tell me you didn't enjoy it"

"Yeah it was good to see his face while being trashed." He admitted "at least at first"

"I hate that guy."

"Me too. He was looking at you like–I don't like him looking at you," she laughed "but it's not worth it. You shouldn't be getting drunk just to win against him"

"I'm not drunk"

"Seriously?" He let go of her waist and she fought to keep her balance, slowly falling to the left and he caught her in his arms quickly, laughing.

She started giggling, "Seaweed Brain! I'm not that drunk"

"You are so drunk" He teased amused.

"Let go of me. I'm gonna walk on my own. You're the one making me stumble"

"I am making you stumble?" He laughed again.

She pushed his arms away and tried to walk to the street on her own. He watched her zigzagged over the rest of the front loan.

"See how I can walk?" She said and looked back over her shoulder at him

"Annabeth!" He tried to catch her as she misstep the curb and fell hard on her knees in the asphalt. "For the gods sake!"

He helped her up; one of her knees got scraped pretty badly. "Told you!" She started laughing hard and leaned onto his shoulder.

"Gods dammit! I had to fall!"

"This is so being broadcast on Olympus TV," he said and laughed alongside her, a thunder rumbled causing her to almost double over laughing.

"Hi mom!"

"The Architect of Olympus, ladies and gentleman"

"I hope they showed how well I beat that mortal at beer pong"

"I'm sure they did. This is even going in tomorrow's breakfast segment. Does your knee hurt?" Blood trickled down her leg.

"Nah. I think I'd worse"

That was obviously true, but Percy hated the sight of her being hurt.

"That's how drunk you're and how selfish of you, what if a monster attacks and I'm here alone to protect your drunk ass?"

She laughed, "You don't have to protect me"

He tried to open the passenger door for her to get in but she leaned on the door instead, blocking him.

She wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him closely "did I tell you...you look extremely hot with that shirt and those jeans"

He laughed, "No, do I?"

"The light blue suits you" She threaded her fingers in his hair and kissed him below his ear. He moaned as she sucked harder on the spot probably giving him a hickey "You know...if any monsters were to be around...I can protect myself Perseus"

"Sure you can"

"I have my dagger with me"

Her pretty grey eyes sparkled as she moved his hand from her hips to the end of her skirt; she guided it up her tight.

His fingers skimmed over her skin and her hand let go of his when their fingers find the leather straps around her thigh.

She laughed as he touched around the straps until he reached the dagger on the side of her leg. She relaxed against the car and Percy touched a little higher between her legs

"Keep going up, you're making me so horny..."

He immediately pulled his hand from under her skirt. The word horny was not in her mouth often

"Maybe we can go to the back of the car and you can show me your sword?" She suggested giggling.

Percy choked in a laugh and took the pen out of his jeans pocket, "you mean this?" He waved the pen in front of her eyes. "No need for us to go to the back of my mom's car"

Annabeth rolled her eyes and snatched the pen and put it back in his pocket and hooked her fingers on the loops of the belt, trying to grid their hips together.

He pulled away and she groaned frustrated. He helped her in the car and leaned to buckle her sit belt while she planted kisses wherever she reached.

"Better if we go home, to our bed"

"Yes, I don't want you catching a cold"

"It's not cold out"

"You're just drunk and can't feel it"

The drive back to their apartment was faster than coming; there were not as many cars on the road.

"I think– "

"Don't puke on the car, please"

"No, I'm not going to–stop stop stop," she clutch a hand to her mouth.

He checked the reviewer, slowed and parked for her to open the door. She waited with her head looking down the curb, he pulled her hair back.

"No, I'm alright" she said after a moment

"Really?" He asked a bit concern about her and also he didn't want to hand the car back to his mom smelling of vomit.

"Yeah"

"You sure?"

"Yeah, I promise," she gave him a smile. "Stop making that cute face"

He rolled his eyes.

"Okay"

He laughed the rest of the drive back, Drunk!Annabeth was hilarious. She didn't shut up a single minute, a true long rant about life and whatever.

Percy couldn't even make sense of what she was saying, sometimes the words got in between her fits of laughter. He wished he could tape her, he'd never seen her giggle that much.

"I hope you remember all this is in the morning Wise Girl," he laughed as he helped her out of the car and into the building.

Their flat was small, really small but it was perfect for two college kids and cheap enough.

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm okay Seaweed Brain"

She pulled him towards their bedroom.

"Come on"

Annabeth stopped in the middle of their room and started kissing him and undoing his shirt. Percy couldn't help and start kissing her back and enjoying her hands over his torso…she was raking her nails just like he liked, he sighed in her mouth…

"No, no, no" he restrained her wrists.

"What?" She asked a little annoyed and tried to kiss his mouth again but he grabbed her by the shoulders pushing her back.

"We're not having sex"

"Since when you don't want to have sex?"

"Since you're drunk," she crossed her arms

"I'm am not"

"You're very much drunk," she started grumbling

Percy laughed "come on, let me get you to bed Wise Girl," he unzipped and pulled her skirt down.

"Are you going to undress me?" Her lips tugged up and she let herself fell on the bed.

Percy got her shoes off and tried to work the straps on her tight holding her dagger.

"Stop moving," he fumbled with buckles

"You're fingers tickle," she laughed and wriggled, enjoying his calloused fingers working on the soft skin of the inside of her tight.

"Done," he pulled it loose and set it aside on the bedside table.

She wrapped her arms around him trying to pull him down on the bed above her but he got away and she chased him to the other side of the room.

"Will you keep touching me like that?" she was asking really nicely and tried to guide his hand between her legs

"Annabeth–" he swallowed as she kissed his neck.

"Please...will you pleasure me?" She nibbled on his neck.

It took all his will power to push her arms away.

"Gods! Why don't you want me?"

"You're drunk babe"

"No that drank. Don't call me babe!"

She did like it when he called her like that, but occasionally in certain intimate moments.

She laughed after a moment, "is this some consent bullshit?"

"Well...yes and I don't think its bullshit"

"Oh Percy! for the gods sake we've been together for five years"

"And I never ever touched you unless you wanted me to" she snorted

"I want to now," she said and he rolled his eyes and held her by the waist away from his body "Yes yes you're all good and honor. Come on! I'm your girlfriend and I'm consenting"

"You're not. I just can't"

"You can't?" She raised an eyebrow looking down at his pants.

"You know what I mean"

She rolled her eyes "Doesn't it make you hot that I'm drunk?" She approached and could see his green eyes dilated, "I'm so wet"

"Really?"

She nodded, "you want to check yourself?"

"No"

"You're not turned on? Not even a little bit? Because it makes me hot"

"No, you being wasted...it's more of a turn off," he lied.

"What? You've never call me a turn off before, never!" she looked at him really hurt. She sat on the bed looking down

"Are you going to cry?"

She broke down crying. The last thing he wanted was the crying type of drunk...but he still found it hilarious.

"You find me ugly? You don't like me anymore?" She sniffed and cleaned a few tears with her sleeve.

"No Annabeth, I didn't mean it"

"Yes, you did! You don't want to have sex with me. I don't turn you on anymore"

He cleaned her teary cheeks, amused. "We don't have sex, we make love"

"Hell yes, we have sex! And we have the best sex, the bestest!"

Percy laughed, sober Annabeth won't ever use an invented word like 'bestest'.

"We do?"

"You keep saying I'm drunk, well people under the influence are famous for honesty. Our sex is amazing Seaweed Brain. Not that I have to tell you, you know it is" She stated dead serious.

"Glad you like it," he smirked

"Except you don't find me attractive anymore"

"Of course I do, you turn me a lot." He pushed her curls back to see her face.

"No, you said I don't"

"We just can't do it right now, okay?"

"Di immortales, Percy you're twenty years old, live a little"

"No, not tonight"

"Agh! You're too sensible to be a guy."

"You think?"

"A normal boyfriend wouldn't be doubting to have sex with his oh so brilliant and awesome and very hot girlfriend"

"I take the credit, you know I'm not a normal guy but that's a good description of yourself"

"I believed guys only thought with their–"

"Not necessarily"

"You're so good all the time. Can't you turn off your moral values for a bit? Tell you conscious voice to shut up for two minutes and kiss me"

He laughed and kissed her temple. "There, a kiss"

"Wait I take that back, screw kissing! Tell your conscious voice to shut up and make me come hard," he laughed and stepped back.

She scoffed and stood up and kissed him with force, threading her fingers in his hair, pulling him close. Percy fought against her arms and she let go of him and sighed in frustration.

"Please please please pleasure me"

It was so unlike her to be begging him; usually it was the other way round. He sighed.

"Annabeth–" but she could see clearly in his green eyes that there was no doubt in his decision.

"I can't believe you" She shook her head "Gods"

"Sorry" He rubbed his neck.

She breathed in and started talking really fast

"Percy you're the biggest dork in history. You make this decision that as stupid as I think it is, and believe me I think it's the stupidest thing you ever decided like ever, and it's supposed to be the right thing and even though you know it's what you have to do because you're a too good person and really nice and cute but you still, at the same time, feel bad that you're denying something to me"

He nodded. Yeah, that pretty much summed it up.

"That's a good analyze for a drunk person"

Her lips tugged up and she stood there with her hands on her hips looking at him.

"You're an idiot Percy and even though I love you so much, right now I hate you"

"It's okay, let me get you to bed Wise Girl"

She lifted her arms for him to help her out of her shirt; he unclasped her bra as well and turned to look for the old t-shirt she wears to sleep. Unfortunately when he turned with it in his hand she was already crawling clumsily on the bed.

Definitely trying to make it harder for him by sleeping almost naked.

He undressed as well.

"Seaweed Brain, why did you turn the ceiling fan on? You know that goes on the electricity bill," he looked up confuse

"Annabeth it's not on"

"But it's spinning so fast. Actually the room is agh make it stop," she buried her face against the pillow.

"That might be the alcohol making its effect honey" He said teasingly.

He opened the bed and she slipped under the covers.

She pressed her face to his arm and his arms wrapped around her, trying not to touch her breast directly with his bare chest. If she started kissing him again he'd be so lost.

"Does your head hurt?"

"No, it's just going really fast," her fingertips run over the side of his ribcage.

"That's not new, it always goes fast"

"Yes but right now is not for the good reasons," he kissed her lips and she smirked "did you change your mind?"

"No Wise Girl, we are not doing it"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"You still think more than me, even wasted," she laughed

"I'm thinking that I'm gonna sign a contract"

"What?"

"The next time I get drunk-"

"Oh is there going to be a next time?"

"Well it was fun; I'm assuming there's going to be. Anyway, so next time...I'll have a contract consenting. Saying that as long as I express it under the influenced or...as the cool kids would call it 'beerified', and as my current state is very turn on–"

"Seriously are you that turned on?"

"Do you want to touch between my legs?"

And for a moment he was so tempted, the curiosity was killing him, she had mention that several times, how wet could she be?...he swallowed

"No, that's okay. I'll take your word for it"

"So, as I'm turn on, I doubt next time I'm drunk I won't be...you'll have a signed contract stating that I soberly consent for you to fuck me senseless"

He laughed and tried to move a little away from her, he couldn't hear her say to fuck her senseless and not be affected. He tried to calm down.

"Wow really?"

"Yeah. And maybe you should get drunk too." She put her head against his chest and sighed.

"Will you caress my back?"

How to say no? He had to show her he was in control; he couldn't let her get to him. His hand went up and down her smooth back.

"I'll make it up to you tomorrow, okay?"

"Tomorrow I won't be this wet"

"I'd tie you to the bed until you get wet enough"

"Oh, my gods! Why didn't I think of that? I could have tied you!"

Percy laughed and she yawned.

"Sleep my love," he kissed her nose, she got closer to him, their skins pressed together and he tried not to shudder.

"I swear I'm gonna sign that thing"

"Hmm, I'm sure you will Wise Girl"

"Percy?"

"Yeah?"

"You're a good boyfriend," She kissed his Adams apple and he chuckled

"Thanks"

"Morning," he smiled at her when she stirred

She muttered a cursed and buried her face against his chest.

"My head," she moaned. He chuckled and wrapped his arms around her.

After a few quiet minutes she got up in a heartbeat, clasping a hand to her mouth, almost falling down because she was tangled in the sheets. She run to the bathroom.

"Annabeth?" He ran after her. She was throwing up pretty badly.

"No Percy! Don't come in here," she yelled but he entered anyway, she was hunched over the toilet still throwing up.

He went to the cabinet and fished an aspirin and filled a glass of water.

Annabeth moaned and hugged her stomach and flushed the toilet.

She washed her mouth and teeth thoroughly and then accepted the glass and the pill with a little smile.

"Agh! Please promise me you won't let me drink ever again"

He laughed and opened his arms to her

"Promise" she walked into his hug

"Thanks"

Annabeth stayed there breathing a few minutes.

"Now...I think you owe me something," she looked up mischievously.

"As in...right now?"

"Are you gonna start complaining again?" She smirked

"You remember yesterday?"

"Bits. I remember pretty clearly that you didn't want to do it. Its gonna stay sealed in my mind for eternity how you cruelly told me that I don't turn you on anymore"

"That's not what happen. You were very drunk"

"Yeah, thanks for the confirmation. I think I know," she motioned to the toilet.

"Okay, but are you feeling better?"

"Oh that's so not gonna stop me. You just wanted me sober, I'm sober. Maybe it even helps my hangover"

He grinned, "alright, let's have sex"

She started walking to their room tugging him along but stopped suddenly, Percy thought she was going to throw up again.

"Wait, I thought we made love"

She smiled at him knowingly and Percy thought that made everything worth it.

Somehow her drunk brain had registered that he made that distinction. He loved her so.

He smiled at her sheepishly and nodded "Yes Wise Girl, we make love. The bestest"

And remember children: (a very good tumblr post I read a few days ago)

Consensual sex is just sex to say consensual sex implies that there's such a thing as not consensual sex. There's not, that's rape.

There's only sex between two people or rape.

Now go make lots of love to your sober enough significant others –with the right protection – but don't forget to review first.

I had so much fun writing Drunk!Annabeth.

Love you!