Chapter 11

Disclaimer: I only own my OC Vicious/Brooke Wayne and Sami only owns her OCs Ace and Mobby/Kyle Valentine

Thanks to my awesome PT and co-writer, kurounue13!

Morning came and the house was quiet. Joker and Vicious were slowly waking up. Vicious sighed as she woke up and kissed Joker's chest softly. "Morning," she said softly as she sat up and stretched. She pulled her robe on and went down stairs to make herself some breakfast.

As she was finishing making her breakfast a few thoughts went through her head. What if this becomes routine with you? Sticking to just one guy., she thought before another came into her head. But the guy is Joker and we love him so much., she thought before yet another thought went through her head. We always keep moving though, just like it was in the Narrows. When it got too routine like this we always ran off for another guy. That's what we should do now. Run., the thought went through her head and she tried to get rid of her clashing thoughts.

No not this time., she thought when she glanced at her locket and then her ring. I can't leave now. I won't leave., she thought to put an end to her thoughts for a while as she sat down at the kitchen table and ate her breakfast.

She sighed heavily as she drank her coffee. The house was too quiet. She started to wonder what Joker was doing upstairs, if he was still sleeping or not.

Oh my God, are you seriously thinking about...kids?, her evil thoughts came to her and she sighed heavily again as she closed her eyes tightly.

No I'm not.

Don't lie to me.

Alright, I am, but I don't know why.

You are in love, and going to be married.

Stop putting ideas in her head! She doesn't need kids!

Vicous shook her head shaking the voices free to shut them up. She sighed heavily and slumped back into the chair.

The creaking of stairs was heard and Joker came down in just his pants. He saw Vicious sitting in one of the kitchen chairs with her head in her hands. "Are you okay?" he asked. "I think I'm going through a really early mid-life crisis." she said through her hands. An early mid-life crisis?, he thought. "How?" he asked.

"Because I keep getting these fucking thoughts in my head about things I've never even thought about thinking about." she said as she groaned and pulled her hands away from her face before she looked at Joker and he saw tear stains marking her face. "Thoughts about what?" He asked as he came and sat in front of her. "You promise not to laugh?" she asked. "Promise." he said. "I just got into thinking about how empty this house is with just us and how quiet it is and I've been thinking about..." she trailed off, not sure if she could say it or not. "Thinking about what?" he pushed. She looked at him so she could see his reaction, both of his sides. "Kids." she said.

Kids?, he thought as he continued to look at her. She looked at him. "Well?" she challenged. "I've never thought about kids. I don't think I would make a good father, I mean look at me." he said. "Yeah I don't think I'd make a good mother. I mean, babe, look at our life. It's not exactly kid-friendly." she said. "I don't even know why I'm thinking about it. It just literally popped into my head about twenty minutes ago for the first time in my life. I mean even when I was a kid I never wanted to be a parent." she said. Joker shrugged and held her hands in his. Suddenly the doors burst open and Ace stormed in. "You need to see this." He said as he turned on the news.

"There's another reason we can't have kids." she muttered to him before Vicious and Joker both went over to the big screen in the living room as Ace turned on the news.

"Here we stand as we look upon Arkham Asylum, now engulfed in flames. Nothing is known about what has caused the fire, but there is some speculation as to have been caused by a one of the newest inmates, who was injured in a shoot out just a day ago after helping three other inmates escape." The reporter on the TV said as the Asylum burned in the background.

"You said you were gonna let me do that!" Vicious yelled at Joker as she looked at him. "Didn't we tell her that too!"

"V, quiet." Joker said as they turned back their attention back to the news.

"Just reported in, the suspect of the fire has disappeared. No one can find them. They have combed all over the Asylum, but there is no sign of the suspect. The police say that possibly due to their injuries, without continuous medical attention, it is likely that they could die before getting help."

Ace sunk to his knees. Vicious' evil side was still showing as she said. "That's what you get when you steal my idea." she muttered. "Even though Mobby's probably alive, she knows how to heal herself. She's probably on her way here now." she said as she sat down on the couch. Joker's face fell when he heard that Mobby could possibly have died. He was always close to her in a strictly platonic friendly way and it hurt him to know that she could possibly not be coming back.

Ace turned to look at Vicious. "How can you say shit like that? She is your friend don't you care?" he asked furiously. "I would if it were true. You know her, she can heal herself and anyone else, and like I said she's probably alive anyways." Vicious said.

"Joker we have to find her." Ace said as he stood by him. "We have to find her now."

Joker looked over at Vicious and she looked over at him. "What?" she asked. Ace looked at her again. "All this over a stupid burning of a building? I never thought you of all people to be so petty and pathetic, Vicious. I thought better of you, but obviously I was wrong!" he said harshly.

"Fine. Go save her. Go to her rescue, I'll stay here when she comes back on her own." she said as she walked out of the living room. "Vicious enough!" Joker yelled at her. "Mobby is a vital part of this team and you will show her respect! She has been here far longer than you!" Joker then turned to Ace. "Watch your mouth, eh, ripper?" He said to him in the same dark voice. "When she's in a full Vicious mode she can't control what she says sometimes. So you gotta be patient with her." he said quietly before he walked off to find Vicious.

"V, what is wrong with you? All this over a fucking building, really?" he said once he caught up to her. "You said I could do it and no it is not just over a freakin building." she snapped at him. "Well I forgot when we were trying to escape now please enlighten me!" He roared back at her. "Why don't you figure it out for yourself!" she yelled before she stormed upstairs and slammed their bedroom door shut as she sat on the bed.

Joker burst in, making her jump. "Look, I don't know what is going on. All I know is that you have never been this uncaring towards Mobby. She has done everything for you and now all of a sudden you don't give a shit whether she lives or dies! NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" He screamed at her, his patience wearing increasingly thin with her.

She glared at him as she laid down against the pillows, not saying a word.

Maybe she is pregnant. Maybe that's why she's been thinking about kids and she just doesn't know it., his thoughts started roaming around the possibilites of Vicious' strange new attitude.

"Brooke Elizabeth Wayne!" He snapped before yanking her up to look at him. He gave her the harshest glare he had ever given her, and it frightened her. "Tell me right now. My patience is slim to none with your bullshit today. I'm not a fucking psychic!"

"I'll tell you one more time, Jack Napier, I. DON'T. KNOW!" She screamed. "AND I DON"T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! You know there is something wrong now I want you to cool your jets and think on it while I go and find my SISTER!" He shouted before realizing what he had said. "I mean my partner." He grabbed his coat and stormed out.

"She can't be his sister. No way. She doesn't look anything like him." she said, thinking out loud as she sat down, confused, on the bed. She herself couldn't believe how harsh she had been to Mobby, that woman practically did everything for her when she first came to live with Joker.

Her earlier thoughts came to her and she sighed as she got up and went into the bathroom where there were some pregnancy tests under the sink as she took one out before she took the test and then had to wait three long agonizing minutes.

"Even if it says positive there are times where these things give you false positives. They aren't exactly accurate." She told herself. "But it's not like I can go to a doctor to find out if the positive is true or false." she said.

Finally the three minutes were up and she looked at the test. She sighed as she looked down and her eyes widened when she saw the + sign.

"Oh. My. God." she said, panicked. She shook her head and threw it away. "No, no way False positive." she said. "Please let it be a false positive." she said. She walked out into the bedroom and sat on her bed and waited for Joker to come back. She needed to apologize, she needed to.

Hours later J finally came home and by the time he was home, she was asleep on his side of the bed. He saw her and shook his head before waking her up. She opened her eyes and stood up on the bed as she wrapped her arms around him. "Baby, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say any of that, I'm so so so sorry." she said, tears coming out of her eyes.

"It's fine." he said as he held her. "No, baby, it's not. I didn't even care about my best friend. She's done everything, and I'm so sorry, really baby. Can you ever forgive me?" she asked as she kissed his forehead and his cheeks and the rest of his face. "V, I've already forgiven you, but I'm still upset." he said. "I'm sorry. Is she alive? Did she make it?" she asked. "We haven't found her yet. Ace is beside himself." Joker said sorrowfully. "I'm so sorry, baby. You want me to go and look with you?" she asked as she looked at him. "I don't know if we can find her right now. It's too dark." he seemed to be giving up without even knowing he was. She looked at him. "Joker, don't you make me smack some sense into you." she said.

He smiled half way and pulled her closer to him. "What's with the smile?" she asked with an adorable little pout on her face. "You're caring again." he said. "Of course, baby. You know I took a pregnancy test today." she said softly. He looked at her wide eyed. "And?"

"It said...positive. But I really hope it's a false positive." she said. "I would hope so too. We really don't have a healthy or sane environment for a child." he said. "No kidding." she said, smiling. "I think I'm gonna try the test again though. Just to make sure." she said. Joker nodded before holding her to him.

"J..." she said softly. He kissed her cheek and sighed. "What if-" she started. "If you are, then all four of us, will help each other." Joker took her by the hand and they went downstairs. "I don't wanna be pregnant. Not only are we in an unsafe and unsane environment we're two unsafe and unsane people." she said before the two saw Ace holding his head in his hands and slightly rocking back and forth. "We will figure it out, V." He kissed her forehead softly. She sighed softly before the two entered the living room. "Do you even know what a doorbell is?" she asked. Ace didn't answer, his hands were turning white at the grip he had on his head.

Vicious smirked. "You know I may be pregnant." she said out of nowhere. "Con-fucking-gratulations." he said. "Ah, shut up." she said. Ace sighed heavily and stood up quickly before stomping off into the back to find the alcohol. Once he got there he didn't pay attention to the sound of the back door opening. Until...

"Ace." He heard a raspy and almost breathless voice. He turned around and thought he was dreaming. "My queen please do not play tricks on me." he said. Her breath hitched in her throat before her eyes glazed over and her legs gave out beneath her. He quickly caught her before she could hit the ground as he sat her down at the table in the kitchen. "JACK!" He yelled as he tried to awaken her.

Joker and Vicious quickly ran into the kitchen and immediately Vicious walked over to wet a washrag with cold water as cold as she could get the water before she went over to Mobby and put the rag on her face. "She's burning up, and those damned Arkham doctors don't know a thing." He said when he removed her clothing to reveal shotty bandaging and cleaning of Mobby's wounds. "Where's her medical bag?" Vicious asked.

"In her room." Ace said. "Please wake up." he said to Mobby.

Vicious walked out of the house as she went towards Ace and Mobby's house as she walked in and went up to Mobby's room and immediately found Mobby's bag as she grabbed it and walked out of the house before joining Joker and Ace back at the bigger home as she got a few things out and cleanly helped Mobby's wounds. Ace quickly worked to clean all the bullet wounds. The solution burned Mobby, making her unconsciously moan in pain. "Don't worry, love, we're helping you." Ace said. He quickly cleaned the wounds and then worked to bandage them.

"I'm gonna go take the test again." Vicious said as she walked into the living room and made her way upstairs.

Mobby finally fell completely unconcious once Ace finished. "What do I do?" Ace asked as he looked up at Joker. His eyes wandered to the stairs as he watched Vicious going up. "Just keep her here. Don't move her till later. Keep her comfortable." He said as he went to follow Vicious.

Ace looked at Joker in confusion before he sighed as he looked down at Mobby before he picked her up gently and took her to one of the downstairs guest bedrooms as he stayed in there with her, trying to rest behind her on the bed as he held her hand.

Upstairs Vicious anxiously waited. "Vicious." she heard Joker's voice as he came up the stairs and neared their bedroom. "In here, J." she said, not hiding her anxiety. He sighed as he walked in and sat on the side of the tub.

"One more minute I have to wait." she said as she sighed. "I really don't wanna be a parent, J." she said. "Neither do I, V. I'm not cut out for being a parent. God knows I wanted nothing to do with mine as a kid." he said. "Neither did I...you know I've been thinking about what you accidentally said earlier...about Mobby being your sister-" she started. Joker looked at her. "No, I didn't." He was clearly trying to deny it. She looked at him. "Fine. You know you're right you were definitely not meant to be a parent, you blow up cities and put phones in guys' stomachs-" she started, trying not to laugh. Joker sighed and laid his head in his hands. "What is with you, J?" she asked as she rubbed his back.

"She's my half sister." He said bluntly in a soft voice. She looked at him. "She is?" she asked in disbelief. "We were seporated as children. I was 7, she was 2. Probably doesn't even know or remember." he said. "How could she not remember? She's around you all the time, she must-" she started. "I was child and I didn't have these," he gestured to his scars. "Her real name is Samantha Jane. When she was 2 years old she was put with that sick bastard and his wife. While I went into my own abusive family." he said. "Why were you seperated?" she asked.

"Our real parents, they were kind, caring people, they were murdered before us. Sam and I hid in the closet in my room. I kept her ears covered while I listened to them being murdered. The police found us three days later and we were put into the foster care." he said. "Oh...baby, I'm so sorry." she said softly. "We were together for about a month in an orphanage and then they took her away." he said as his face grew solemn while his voice became sorrowful. "How did you find each other again?" she asked. "After she killed her foster father." he said. "Nice." she said softly.

He sighed heavily again. "But she doesn't know who I am." he said. "Baby, you have to tell her when she wakes up. You have to explain what happened." she said. "No," He shook his head. "She's better not knowing. She probably doesn't even remember."

"Ok, if you're sure." she said before the timer went off and she looked at Joker. "Here we go..." she trailed off as she took a deep breath and stood up. She looked at the tab and it read 'Negative'.

"Thank God." she sighed. "Negative." she said as she smiled at Joker. He smiled at her before kissing her forehead. She smiled as she smirked and pushed him against the wall as she kissed his lips roughly and passionately. "Woah, woah, slow down." He said as he pushed her away slightly. "As much as I would love to, babe, we have both had a very long and emotional day. You need your rest." he said. "Mmm, fine. Suit yourself." she said as she grabbed him before she smirked and let go as she turned around and stripped off her clothes one by one as she walked out of the bathroom.

He groaned before running and jumping into the bed. She laughed as he bounced slightly before settling into the bed. She smirked and got into bed next to him, completely bare. "Night, night, Mister J." she said cutely before she turned over with her back facing him. "Nighty Night, Miss V." he said.

She smiled. "Yeah, I'd definitely rather have it be just you and me forever. No kids." she said as she turned around to face him and kissed his lips softly before she pulled away before he could kiss her back. Tease. And I agree., he thought before he fell asleep. Vicious put herself in Joker's arms as she too fell asleep with him.

Next Morning...

Vicious woke up early that morning with a huge desire to play pool. She rolled over on to her back as she sighed softly, not waking up Joker as she got out of the bed softly and did her usual morning routine.

Once she was finished, she put some of her perfume on Joker's favorite places on her before she went to the closet and slipped on one of her backless short dresses and slipped her heels on and sat down at Joker's desk as she wrote out a note before she rested the letter on her pillow and walked out of her room and then grabbed her purse before she walked out of the house and made her way to Joker's operstion room where she knew there was a pool table.

Once she got there, she saw the local crime boss and his cronies around the room. She got out her gun and shot once in the air to get their attention.

"This is Joker's territory." she said, glaring at every one of them before she turned her deadliest glare on the crime boss she could spot quickly.

They all laughed and looked at her. "Girly wants to play with the big boys." one of the cronies said smugly. "You know, babe, I'm so glad you said that." she said as she walked over to the cronie who dared to mouth off to her as she took her knife out and stuck him with it hard right in the balls. "You don't recognize the Joker's girl when you see her do you?" she asked.

The man went down screaming, holding his now bloody crotch as he screamed in pain. "Do ya want me to cut it off?" she asked as she plunged her heel into the man's throat, choking him. He shook his head quickly while the others still had their guns raised.

She shot at the bloody crotched man, killing him instantly before she reached into her garter for her bigger knife as she whipped it out and plunged one of the other men and started cleaning house, so to speak before she went through all of the sidekicks as she got to the crime boss and stood in front of him. "That was supposed to be competition?" she asked as she sat down on the pool table and crossed her legs seductively.

"Well we weren't coming here for competition, sweetcheeks." he said. "Well, hun, when you come to my husband's territory, you do." she said. "My apologies, Mrs. Joker." He said to her as he tipped his hat. "We had no intentions of coming here to start a territory war."

"I'm sure you didn't. But in technicality, I started it. And I'll end it." she said before she planted her knife right into his throat and pushed his dead body to the floor before she took most of the blood that was on the floor and wrote 'Joker's Territory' before she sighed and went into the back to clean her hands of the blood.

Meanwhile at Joker's Hide Out

Joker was slowly waking up, his arms stretched over his head, cracking his back in the process. He then ran his hand over on Vicious' side of the bed with a smirk before his smirk faded when he noticed he was touching only the sheets of the bed as he looked over at her empty place. "V?" he asked as his Joker side came out quickly as he got out of the bed and noticed a note. "Yeah, you better leave me a note." he growled as he snatched the note up and read:

Hey baby, I'm going out to our territory for a little solo game of pool.

Be back soon.

Love, V

"Oh God, woman." He said as he fell back to the bed. She's gonna kill me one day., he thought.

Back at Joker and Vicious' Territory...

As Vicious walked out of the back after washing her hands of the blood, there was a knock on the door of the territory. She looked over at the door. "It's open." she called out as she thought it was probably Joker as she raised the skirt of her dress up and lounged on the pool table with her legs crossed seductively.

"Well now there is a lovely sight." That voice was most definitely not Joker. She groaned as she sat up. "My God." she muttered as she looked up at Scarecrow. "What do you want?" she asked as she sat up and crossed her legs again. "I heard a commotion and decided to check it out." he said. "I killed a little crime family that decided to try and take over my and Joker's property." she said. "Well, you are fiesty, aren't you?" he asked. "That's right. You got a problem with that?" she asked as she got off of the pool table and walked over to him. "No, I like women who are fiesty." he said.

"And what do you plan on doing about it?" she asked as she smirked and walked back over to the pool table as she leaned against it seductively as he started to come closer. Suddenly he tore the bag right off of his head as his lips were upon hers, making her eyes grow wide instantly. She looked at him as she bit his tongue that was trying to invade her mouth.

He jerked back and smirked. "What the hell was that!" she screamed at him. "Having a little fun." Finally Vicious got a good look at his face. He had a handsome face with wavy short black hair and there was definitely that evil aura about him that Vicious could never resist as she looked at him and lifted up her left hand. "Married to Joker." she said.

"I know. Just wanted one kiss to see if it was better than the fantasy." He said before he turned to leave. "And was it?" she asked. "Wait, you know?" she asked again. "I saw the ring." He called out before he walked out. "What about the other question? Was it as good as your fantasy, Crane?" she asked with a smirk as she sat back on the pool table. She sighed as he walked out without answering her as she sat there for a few minutes.

"Well, Hello Nurse." she heard that very familiar voice. She smirked as she looked at Joker. "Like what you see, baby?" she asked with a seductive smirk. "Oh indeed I do. And it was so naughty of you to run off this morning without so much as a good morning kiss." he said. "I gave you one, you just didn't feel it you were in one of your deep sleeps again." she said. "Hmmm could I get another one?" he asked as he stood between her legs. "You definitely can." she said as she wrapped her legs around his waist and pulled his face to hers as she gave him a mind-blowing kiss.

"Naughty, naughty, tease." he groaned. "Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it?" she asked with a smirk. He pushed her down on the pool table and pinned her there. She smirked as Joker got up on the pool table as he climbed on top of her and Vicious raised her knee just a little as she ran her knee against Joker's pants with a seductive and evil smirk. "Mmmmm better not." he said in his graveled voice. "Or..." she challenged in a seductively low voice as she looked into Joker's eyes as she kept her sweet smirk on her face.

She's always is pushing it., he thought as he growled.

In a quick flash, he bit into the tender skin of her breast. "Oh, J, I've missed you." she moaned as she gripped onto the back of his neck. He growled against her skin, his hands gripping her hips tightly. She sighed in total rapture as she trailed her hands down to his back. He bit at her skin through her dress as he traveled further down.

"J, the lights..." she trailed off. Joker picked up a pool ball and threw it at the wall, hitting the light switch. The room soon became encased in darkness.

"Clever." she said softly as she pushed him off of her and took a pool stick as she cleared off the table of all the pool balls that were making it very uncomfortable to lay on the pool table.

Joker smirked as he removed his outer coat. Just you wait, Vicious., he thought darkly.

She smirked as she bent over a little more as she was clearing the table in three swift moves.

Why does she tempt me?, he thought to himself.

Once she was finished she leaned up slowly as she threw the pool stick to the ground and turned to look at him with that seductive smirk on her face as she walked over and gripped him. "You have any idea what happened before you came in?" she asked. He groaned. "What?"

"Scarecrow...he was all over me." she said seriously, but softly. His eyes snapped up to look at her. "What?" he asked roughly. She nodded. "Yeah."

Joker growled and his lip twitched. "If he ever comes near you, I'm gonna kill him." he said darkly. "Mmm, I'd love to see that." she said as she unbuttoned and removed his vest. "I just thought you should know what's going on when you weren't around. Oh yeah and speaking of which, I found some crime tools in here trying to take over our territory so I killed them all. Every." she got closer. "Last." she kissed his sensitive spot on his neck. "One." she bit down on his earlobe before she grabbed him again and then crawled on top of the pool table.

He glared at her. Tease., he thought before he grabbed her ankle and yanked her back to the edge of the pool table. His hand soon going up her dress.

"It slips off. No zipper or buttons. You'll have to tear it off." she said with a smirk as she quivered from his touch. "Oh, I have no intention of ruining this perfectly beautiful dress." He moved the fabric of her panties aside. "You'll just have to leave it on."

"Leave it on?" she moaned as she felt him. Slowly he pushed two fingers inside of her. "Yes."

"Why?" she moaned in a whisper as she leaned back against the pool table. "Because I like it." he slowly pumped his fingers in and out of her. Soon words escaped her as she moaned and tried to grab on to him again for revenge but her pleasure was too much for her.

While his one hand kept working on her, his other kept her one leg pried open. His thumb began to massage her clit in a circular motion while his fingers kept going.

"Oh God, J." she moaned loudly as her head leaned back against the table. His fingers curved upwards, hitting her G-spot repeatedly as screams of pleasure came out of Vicious like nothing else as she gripped on to the table.

Joker kissed her inner thigh as he kept going. She leaned up as she wrapped her legs around his neck as she looked down at him, her moans filling the air. She gasped loudly as she felt his tongue touch her clit. "Mmmm, J, take me." she begged in a loud moan.

He licked her a few more times before removing his fingers. Vicious heard a zip and soon felt his fingers pushing her panties aside further, fully exposing her. "Why don't you just pull them off?" she asked in a moan. She saw Joker's smirk. "Because we have some fun chaos to ensue afterwards." he said. "Mmmm, I can't wait. You know I can't run in these heels though, we may have to have Ace bring my running boots." she said before she was cut short by the feel of Joker sliding into her.

She sighed as her back arched and sounds came out of her at a quick pace. His hands hooked under her knees, keeping her legs open as he took her. She saw him climbing on top of her as he rocked back and forth a little harder each time as her moans and yells got louder and louder. His speed kept increasing till they both quickly hit their climaxes. Joker bit down on her breast through her dress, making her cry out.

"J, YES, BABY!" She screamed out, her pleasure overwhelming her. He growled against her as his thrusts slowed down. He leaned up and kissed her, soon putting his full weight on top of her. "Oh, baby, you feel amazing." she moaned against his skin as she kissed his neck. He kept kissing her for a few more minutes before he got off of her and adjusted his clothing. "Time to go, dollface." She looked at him. "Are you serious? I didn't even hit my orgasm yet!" she said stubbornly.

"I believe you did, just not as powerful as you wanted it to be." he said. "If I didn't love your psychotic as s so much I would kick you straight in your balls." she said as she slipped her heels back on as she walked towards the door. He pulled her close as they walked out the door. Ready for a day of Chaos.