How to annoy leah clearwater -

ask her if the werewolves call her bro

In front of Sam talk about her and Jacob's 'night patrol' and what they actually did

Say you know why Sam left her- tell her it's because he thought she was secretly a man

push her into Sam and say 'awww aren't you a cute couple?'

Say that sam thinks she is pregnant,

Tell them all the baby is Emmett's :P

Request She Wolf by Shakira on the radio and say "Leah, this is for you."

Pin an I love Jacob badge on her back

Point it out to everyone

For her birthday buy her a mothercare voucher

Ok, so some people made some narked comments about this being mean humor and unkind! Its just a little joke guys.. If you don't like it.. Just don't read it and forget it.

Lots of Love,

Mee x