Condolences

(Referential trying-to-be-humor, oblique spoilers for War of the Spider Queen and the Twilight War)


Lathander stared down for a time at the paladin paraphernalia resting at the bottom of Lake Veladon before announcing to the planes at large, "That went well."

"So it did."

He turned to the goddess now standing beside him. "It did?"

"Yes," said the goddess – Eilistraee, he remembered, friend to Selune. "He could have for example killed his Lathanderite friends, broken an artifact of your faith that was entrusted to him, and sworn allegiance to Shar."

"Oh, he wouldn't have gone over to Shar," said Lathander. "That would be a bit silly of him, wouldn't it, given that… oh. Sorry."