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Chapter 11

Who says Vampires can't be Superhero's too?

I walk over to my truck open it up; suddenly there are two arms around my waist. WHAT THE FUCK?

S.I.N.G. went through my head and then I acted. I elbowed my attacker in the ribs, stomped on its foot with my two inch heels, turned quickly; it's fucking Mike, thrust the palm of my hand right up into his face and then kneed him right in the balls. As he falls to his knees I was about to stab his balls with my heels when a white hand flashes out and stops me. I look over and see Jasper. Damn it Captain Calm I was just getting warmed up.

"Jasper, I was just going Sandra Bullock on that asshole, he deserved it!"

"Let us handle this for you Bella." Alice comments

"Knock yourself out guys. I think I broke my elbow on that assholes rib."

Alice and Jasper help me sit in my truck while Emmett picks Mike up by the scruff of his neck. Queen Ice Bitch walks slowly up to Mike and gets right in his face.

"You dare to touch our sister." HOLY SHIT Queenie! Sister! Damn, if book Bella wasn't so insecure she would have owned this family in a week! "You don't talk to her, you don't talk about her, you don't even think about her. If you ever, ever touch her again Emmett here will put on some rubber gloves, pull your tiny dick off and shove it in your ear! Got it FUCKER?" Wow, Queenie tell us how you really feel about shit.

I think Mike just pissed himself, nope don't think anymore there is a trail of piss coming out the bottom of his pants, eww. Mike just nods and limps off.

"Thanks everyone. Why did you guys return?" I ask

"Oh, I forgot to give you my number Bella, to talk about your song for choir," Queenie response quickly. More likely Bubbles saw me pounding my heels through dickheads balls.

"Thank you again. I swear the water in this town is tainted. Your dads a doctor maybe he can test the local water supply. I'm stopping before I go home to stock up on bottle water; I'm not taking any fucking chances into turning into one of the village of the damn." I say dead fucking serious!

I turn to try starting The Thing, and I can't. My elbow is fucking killing me. I try to unbend it and shout out in pain.

"FUCKING MEOW!"

"We should get Carslie to take a look at your elbow Bella." Alice insists

"Shit, I don't have time for this. Fine Alice but I don't think (I hope anyway) it's broken just sore."

"No one says fucking meow, and it's just sore." Emmett laughs

Just laugh it up Gummy Bear; you'll get yours sooner or later.

Queenie helps me into the Jeep while Alice and Jasper follow in The Thing. They might make it to the hospital before dark if they are lucky. It seems like in just blink of an eye we are at the hospital. Next thing I know I'm being whisked past the admittance desk in a private office.

This must be Carslies' office. Damn it's nice. He has his diplomas on the walls, an amazing work of art on other, and a whole wall with pictures of the Cullen's. Esme and him together, Rose and Emmett, Alice and Jasper, and a lone one with Edward, he looks so reserved. Man he really needs to get that sick out of his ass. I need to sit him down and make him watch Auntie Mame.

The door opens and in comes Bubbles, The Captain, and the dad I would most like to fuck. Wow, he looks like a high def. version of Peter Facinelli that Esme is one lucky bitch!

"Hello Isabella, I'm Dr. Cullen. I understand you had a little problem after school today?"

"Its, Bella please, and yes I had problem, Mike Newton's ribs are really hard."

"Alright Bella; can you tell me what happened, so I can get a better idea of how you got your injuries."

I gave him a play by play of what happened; I was then escorted to get an x-ray by some tech. I got the crap over with quickly told the tech I could find my way back to Dr. Cullen's office.

As I got right outside the door I could hear them talking.

"…why are you guys hanging around her, you know how her scent gets to Edward" sounds like Carslie

"Because she is fun to be around, you never know what she is going to do." Gummy Bear retorts

"Carslie, Bella stuck up for our family her first day of school, no one let alone a human has ever done that. I like her." Wow, Queenie, good thing I'm in a hospital because I think I'm going to die. Wait, did that.

"Bella's emotions towards us are amazing Carslie. The moment we walked into the lunch room yesterday, the emotions coming off her were acceptance, relief, happiness, and even love. But when Edward came in her love and lust went through the roof." Well shit, I didn't even remember feeling that way when Mr. Hottie walked in, well the lust yeah. "And today the feelings were even stronger, her love and compassion for all of us just keeps increasing. It's just amazing. Bella has no fear of any of us, even me Carslie."

"Bella is going to be Edwards Mate." Fucking Bubbles!

"WHAT?" four voices screamed

I decided to knock on the door before Alice totally sell's me down the river.

"Sorry, am I interrupting, I was done at x-ray. Is everything okay?" I decide to act like I didn't hear anything

"Everything is fine, just got surprised." As Carslie eyes Alice

I look at everyone's eyes Carslie looks concerned, Emmett looks happy, Rose goes between concerned to disbelief, Jasper looks wary, and Alice is just bouncing like fucking Tigger. I smile at everyone like I'm cool.

The x-ray comes back, it's not broken but the bone is bruised. How they tell that in an x-ray I don't know. I will have to wear a brace for the next month, fucking meow. Dr. Dad gives me some pain meds and has Alice drive me home.

As soon as we got away from the hospital I gave Bubbles the riot act.

"What the fuck were you thinking? 'Bella is going to be Edwards mate?'" I yelled at her "It took me two years in that book to get Rose to treat me decent and that was only because I had Edwards' baby!" OH SHIT!

"What did you say Bella?"

"Umm, it took me two years to get Rose to like me?"

"No… After that."

"Shit, I had Edwards' baby, a little girl she was beautiful, had a fucked up name, but she was smart, she looked a lot like Edward. Had his skin tone, and hair color, all she got from me was her eyes."

"How can that be Bella? Vampire's can't have babies"

"Vampire woman can't, but a human woman can."

"Wow, that is, wow."

"Please I wanted to keep this nugget for Edward, don't spill the beans to anyone! You won't see the baby in any visions because of her being a half breed. Half human half vampire, you can't see the wolves in La Push either."

"What do you mean I can't see her….there is wolves in La Push?"

"There is at least one right now Sam Uley, he is 19 years old should be going through the shifting thing right around now. In two years there will be close to eighteen wolves, seventeen male, and one female."

I explain to her about the pack dynamics; I told her she should tell Carslie about the wolves in La Push, it's for the family's safety after all. I said to tell what ever lie she had to tell, but leave me out of it.

Alice helped me into the house and I started dinner. Ravioli seems the easiest. Alice breezed through my biology homework, then ran and got my notebook from the desk. I nuke the sauce and dinner is done, yeah!

Alice looks up from my notebook "Why do I have a bad feeling about that baseball game?" That is how far I got in my cliff notes last night.

"Oh it's bad Alice that one game sets off a whole chain of events that we need to avoid at all costs."

"I think we need to do something about those scum in Port Angeles."

"I agree, and I think I know the pair to do it. Queenie and Gummy Bear!" I giggle

"Who are Queenie and Gummy Bear?"

"Queenie is Rosalie, Gummy Bear is Emmett and Jasper is Captain Calm. After today's help I gave you all Superhero names."

"What's mine?"

"Bubbles"

"You mean Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls?" Alice bounces excitedly.

"Yeah, you really remind me of Bubbles, the only Powder Puff I thought was okay." As I lean away from the vampire vibrator, shit another nickname for her.

Just then Charlie comes in with two Native American people. These must be Billy and Jacob Black. I lean over to Alice's ear and whisper "I think that is Jacob Black, wolf to be."

Alice gives me the 'o' face. I hear a car honking outside, her ride must be here. I quickly introduce Alice to Charlie, before she makes like a tree and gets the fuck out of Dodge.

"Hey Bells, you remember Billy and Jake?"

"No, I don't Dad, sorry." It's the truth

"Interesting company you allow in your home Charlie." Billy says accusingly

What an asshole!

"Dad, dinner is on the table, I already ate and I can't stay in the same room as someone as prejudice as Billy here, good night." I just storm up to my room and lock my door. I know a little 17 year acting, but Billy Black is a dick, and I didn't want Jacob to come up here and try to get into my good graces. I ignore all knocks at my door and just work on my notebook. I get most of the high points in New Moon done when I hear a car pull away out front. I quickly unlock the door and turn off the light. Charlie opens the door and peeks in, I play dead and he leaves. I look at the time and decide I'm calling it a night just in case Alice shows up early the next morning.

That night; my dreams took a more weird than normal tone for me. The Cullens all were in tights and capes. Saving the world from horn dogs and wolves, I was sitting on the sidelines eating mangos and chatting with a monkey. Told you fucked up; must be the pills.

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