Disclaimers: insert random shit here I don't own inuyasha.
Bryan: and then….
Kagome: I doubt it…
Bryan: so…..
Kagome: yup.
Bryan: he was all……
Kagome: basically.
Bryan: and we were all like…..
Kagome: pretty much.
Bryan: and I was like….
Kagome: I know, weird.
Bryan: so…..
Kagome: sort of…
Bryan: really? I mean, it's so….
Kagome: I know.
Bryan: and then….
Kagome: totally!
Bryan: and then like…
Kagome: I feel your pain.
Bryan: but I, did you think…
Kagome: no, no way in hell
Bryan: so then….
Kagome: exactly.
Bryan: OHHHHHH.
Sesshomoru: what was that about?
Sabrina: wasn't it obvious?
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalathis is the border thingy.
Kagome pulled on Bryan's foot as hard as she could begging her to let go.
"no! I'm not goin back and ya can't make me!"
She tightened her hold on the bed post, making it harder for her cousin to pull her away from it.
"BRYAN! You have to go back to the future! You can't stay in the past forever, ya know!"
"I can sure as hell try!"
Her cousin only grunted before pulling harder. She fell backwards, holding onto Bryan's left boot.
"BRYAN!"
"no!"
Kagome began pulling on Bryan's leg even harder.
They'd been doing it for hours now, and the bed was stuck in the doorway, because Bryan refused to let go, and she refused to give up.
"I…DON'T KNOW….WHY…….YOU'RE BEING…..SUCH A…..PAIN ABOUT THIS! WE'RE COMING BACK IN A WEEK!"
Bryan blinked. "oh, that it? K, letting go now."
"wait, Bryan, stop!"
But her stupid cousin didn't listen, and released her hold on the bed post, only to send kagome and herself flying across the hall and into Sesshy's study, where he was talking with Kane. It was like when your playing tug-a-war, and you feel like being a dooshbag, and you wait until their tugging REALLY hard, and then you let go….
The guys watched with interest as they began moving up and down.
"are you crying?"
A loud burst of laughter told them they were wrong.
Bryan sat up, laughing, along with Kagome. After a few minutes, they stopped, breathing heavily.
"that was awesome! Lets do it again!"
Kagome looked at her watch, shrugging. "sure, why not, we got some time."
They assumed their positions.
"pull harder 'gome!"
"I'm trying! Tighten your grip!"
"k…done!"
Kane stood up to close the door, when to his horror, Bryan let go. SHIT!
The two no names flew him, knocking him down, before flying past him and into the wall.
Bryan snickered. "oh hi wall, how ya doin? Oh yeah, me too. I remember our last visit. Seems like it was just yesterday…."
They fell to the floor. "FLOOR! I remember you! yeah, you were thing I fell on after I met wall!"
Kagome was looking over at the kitsune, who was sprawled out on the floor, gasping for air. "Bryan, I think you scared him."
She turned to her 'dream-mate' before taking a stick out of no where and poking him with it.
"dude….you alive?"
"I think….my hair….just turned…..seven different shades of gray."
"damn! Another person I gotta bye hair dye for! I can't keep up with the bills! You people should learn not to age so fast!" Bryan yelled.
He just took a bigger gasp of air. "you….call…that fun?"
Kagome smirked. "well when two lunatics come hurling at you, no, that's not fun. But when you get pulled at several miles an hour, not knowing what you'll hit, yeah, that's fun."
Bryan looked over at the bedpost with a grin. "one more time?"
Kane began hypervenalating, making them sigh. "fine, we'll head back. see you two in a week."
I LOVE MY PINK POLKA DOTTED SQUIREL, STANLEY. THIS IS MY BORDER THINGY. BEWARE OF SQUIREL!
They were walking through the mall, just the two of them, bags in hand. Bryan only had one, which had a few little knickknacks, like a little button that said 'WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU! and stuff like that. Kagome's had candy, ramen, and other things.
Just as they were about to leave, some asshole shoved Bryan out of the way, making her hit the ground. She growled before standing up and chasing after the guy.
"TWO FIFTY PUNK!"
He stopped, turned around and looked at her. "what?"
"What, are you def AND stupid, I said you owe me two fifty!"
"what the hell for?"
"well, you trampled all over me, and I feel that I am worth two dollars and fiddy cents. Now hand it over!"
"NO!"
He walked off, leaving her gaping at his back.
"Bryan, just drop it." kagome asked, rolling her eyes.
"I want my two fiddy, dammit!"
She jogged after the dude, stopping in front of him.
He groaned. "what now?"
"two fiddy." She opened up her right hand, marking an X with her left index finger. "that's all it takes to get me away from you for life."
"WHAT ARE YOU, IN DENILE OR SOMETHING? I SAID NO, BITCH!"
He did NOT just call me a bitch! Bryan fumed.
Kagome groaning. He did NOT just call her a bitch…
She threw her bag towards her cousin. "'gome! Watch this. And if I win…meet me at the police station with the bale money."
"ah, Bryan, don't…"
"I'm gonna get my two fiddy even if it kills me!"
The boy had turned his back and was walking away, making Bryan growl before launching on his back, beating him with her fists with all her strength.
"TWO FIDDY IS ALL I ASKED FOR DAMMIT!"
"SOMEONE GET THIS CRAZY BITCH OFF ME!"
"NOW IT'S THREE FIDDY, FOR CALLIN ME BITCH!"
I LOVE MY PINK POLKA DOTTED SQUIREL NAMED STANLEY. THIS IS MY BORDER THINGY. BEWARE OF THE SQUIREL!
"Now we're all here to settle our differences…."
Where were our two favorite no names?
Why, in an anger management class, of course. After that fight with the dude from the mall, who they later found out was Jess, the owner of the mall agreed to drop the charges and the life-long band if they attended an anger management class.
"I don't know why I have to take this stupid course. I don't have anger management problems." Bryan grumbled.
Kagome raised an eyebrow. "you don't?"
An anime vane appeared on her forehead. "NO, I DON'T. AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR VOLCAL CORDS, YOU WONT---okay I get your point."
The instructor (I'll just call him dude cause I'm too lazy to make up a name) began handing out yellow t-shirts with a frowny face on it that said 'it's okay to feel sad' underneath it. she blinked.
"how come they tell us it's okay to feel sad, and then say it's not okay to feel pissed and beat the shit out of innocent by-standers?"
Kagome shrugged. "I dunno."
They looked up as Dude started teaching. "now, my children, we are here to see what our problems are, and what we can do to solve the—"
"children?" Bryan snickered. "I don't remember you sitting around our table at Christmas, saying grace!"
Everyone laughed at the joke, but Dude only rolled his eyes. "It was a figure of—"
"it was a joke!" Bryan snapped. "Sheesh, see, even dumbass got it!" she jerked her thumb in the direction of Jess, who had a black eye, along with several other injuries.
"my name is jess!" he growled.
"and you must feel very proud." She smiled sweetly at him. "but I'm callin ya dumbass! Don't take it personally. I give everyone I hate a nickname. The only one who doesn't have one yet is Kagome. She has a temporary one though. It's called stupid-bitch-who-doesn't-know-how-to-shut-the-fuck-up-at-four-in-the-mornin-when-I'm-trying-to-sleep."
Dude blinked. "I see. And what would MY nickname be."
Bryan took a deep breath, but before she could get them kicked out, Kagome covered her mouth with her hand.
"you REALLY don't wanna know. trust me."
Dude sighed. "see Bryan, this is why your father enrolled you in this class, so you could learn to control your anger and—"
"my problem isn't with anger!" Bryan yelled, after Kagome took her hand away. "my problem is that the whole fuckin world thinks they have the right to piss me off!"
They all looked over to Jess, who had his left arm and right leg were in a cast, a broken nose, busted lip and a black eye. Bryan looked over at Jess, before staring back at them. "what?"
The instructor only shook his head, before launching into a LONG ass lecture about the importance of keeping your anger in check.
I LOVE MY PINK POLKA DOTTED SQUIREL NAMED STANLEY. THIS IS MY BORDER THINGY. BEWARE OF THE SQUIREL!
Kagome grunted as Bryan lifted her up out of the well and dumped her on the ground.
"damn! I'm never going back to the mall again! Stupid courses! I couldn't talk in complete sentences for three hours!"
Before she could make some retort to Bryan, she saw a small tornado heading towards them.
"oh no…Koga."
I LOVE MY PINK POLKA DOTTED SQUIREL NAMED STANLEY. THIS IS MY BORDER THINGY. BEWARE OF THE SQUIREL!
ha! Finally! Koga comes in the picture! I didn't think this one was as funny as the last one. But maybe you guys did. I DID have fun writing the two fiddy part. That's how I saw 'FIFTY' when I'm talking real fast.