"Know Your Stars: Ever After High Edition"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or All That. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale, and All That and it's "Know Your Stars" sketch. Anyway, this is a fun little parody and I really hope you enjoy it. Oh, and if you havent heard of the Know Your Stars sketch, go to YouTube and check them out. They're that hilarious. Anyway, enjoy!

P.S: Bold italics mean that the Know Your Stars announcer is saying what he's usually saying.

Chapter 11: C.A. Cupid

C.A, Cupid was busy kicking back in the director's chair as the announcer's voice came up off-screen.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...

"It's good to be here, although it's a bit drafty outside." Cupid said as she wiped the sweat off her forehead. "Let's do this, shall we?"

C.A. Cupid... derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp.

"Um, okay..." Cupid raised her eyebrow, "I couldn't understand what that you're saying. Can you at least speak in a language I can understand. You know, like English?"

Certainly. C.A. Cupid... Derp de derp, da teedily dumb.

"Um, that's not really English." Cupid reminded him.

Yes, it is!

"No, it isn't!" Cupid cried out. "You're only speaking gibberish! Can't you just speak the language I'm speaking? As in real 'English'?"

Well, why didn't you say so? Thanks for telling me.

"Well, that's better." Cupid smiled in relief, "At least you're managing to do something right."

C.A. Cupid... Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too.

Suddenly, Cupid started losing her patience with the announcer.

"No, no, no!" She yelled out, "That is not English!"

Yes it is, Cupid!

"No, it's not!" Cupid exclaimed, "You're still speaking like a retard! Which isn't surprising since you're acting like one! Why can't you speak like a normal person and tell some lies about me? Try something like 'C.A. Cupid has a crush on Dexter Charming and she wants to steal her away from Raven Queen', and then I'll say 'Me and Dexter are just friends and I wouldn't do that to him'! What about that?"

Derrr!

In a fit of rage, C.A. Cupid yanked her own hair and threw the chair far away from the studio.

"Okay, that's it!" Cupid shouted angrily, "I demand you to know facts about me, just like you do on the show! I'm not going anywhere until you agree to speak like a normal person and not a mentally challenged dingbat!"

And now you know C.A. Cupid, Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13!

"That doesn't even make sense at all!" Cupid cried out while the camera backed away from her, "And where do you think you're going? We're not finished here! I demand that you come back here and do this right! Don't run away from me like a stupid buttbrain! I demand you know lies about me and I want them now! HELLO!?"

Wow, looks like our hefty Know Your Stars announcer was channeling a lot of South Park on this one. A bit random and OOC, but what does it matter? I like it!

Who should be next on the chopping block? Feedbacks are appreciated! ^_^