Oh hey there! So, this is for Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re, TheStarKidsHaveThePhoneBox, and Kimikono. Thanks to Neverm0re for the inspiration!

Thanks to Shinepool of Brambleclan for stalking!

Kimikono - ...I was hungry...was I NOT supposed to eat them?

rya-fire1 - *Shudders in fear*

DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympian s - Okay, cool!

Seiga Niko - *Passes a glass of water* Hehe thanks xD

AliasMarie - Lol yeah...should have put a warning on the tin...oh...wait xD It is SO funny! Watch it. Seriously. And yeah, I wasn't thinking more than that. It'd be a bit TOO much. *Adds the suggestion to her list* *Noms pie*

sciphy - Very close! It was just The Mask. Great movie! Awesome! Glad to hear it!

TheStarKidsHaveThePhoneBox - *Bows* Thanks. And here you go!

PeaceLoveAndCheese - ...uh...what just happened... o.O

DeathOfSanity - Sure!

OptimisticLivvy - :D Thanks, glad you liked it! Why has no one seen that movie? It's great!

- Great! Thanks!

swordsandstories - Haha yeah, that was a really fun episode to write xD Thanks.

Time-Lady-Lindy - Great!

Woah! So I recognize all of your names, dear reviewers. I love you all.

You know what that means though, right? I need some more new reviewers! Don't be shy! Step right up! I'd love to add you to my "People I know on fanfiction" clan!

Flashing lightning and crashing thunder welcomes the audience today. Shrieks and screams come from every corner of the studio. Nickel jumps down from the ceiling dressed as a sexy cop, wielding Thor's hammer, and a hockey mask. "Good evening, all! And welcome, to a terrifying episode! Today—"

"What are you supposed to be?!"

Nickel's eye twitches. "WHO DARES INTERRUPT ME?!" she booms, glaring at the audience.

One brave soul stands, raising her hand high above her head. "It was I," she admits, holding her head high, "and I stand by that decision." Placing her hands on her hips, the audience member stares at the host.

Nickel narrows her eyes at the girl. "Nevermore," she growls, "my old nemesis."

Nevermore raises an eyebrow. "Yeah…you aren't my nemesis—"

"My. Old. Nemesis." Rolling her eyes, Nevermore allows Nickel to continue. "Since you asked, I am a sexy cop serial killer who wields Thor's hammer. And, since you are obviously not going to be quiet, why don't you come up here and be on the show?" The audience applauds when Nevermore walks onto the stage.

Turning to the camera, Nickel grins wickedly. "Today, we're going to face our fears! Bwahahaha!" Coughing, she decides she needs to work on her evil laugh. "StarKids, Kimi, come on out!" Cheering erupts as they enter the set and stand next to Nevermore. "Well, my pretties, I have each of your worst fears behind the curtains!"

Kimi raises her hand timidly. "Yes, what is it?" Nickel asks, tapping her foot in impatience.

"I was just wondering…why?" Looking like she's terrified of Nickel, Kimi hides behind StarKids, who takes a step to the right, out of possible-harm's way.

Nickel simply smiles. "Because I'm bored."

Gulping, Kimi steps in front of CURTAIN NUMBER ONE, wondering what could be behind it. Nickel snaps her fingers and the curtain opens, revealing the tenth Doctor. At first, Kimi beams, happy that the Doctor is there. 'He'll protect me,' she thinks in relief. That is, until the Doctor glares at Kimi and raises his screwdriver. "You've brought this upon yourself," he accuses her, deadpanned as he points the sonic at her. With a shriek, Kimi runs out of the building.

Chuckling, Nickel reveals the Doctor to be a robot—a fake. She then turns to StarKids, pointing at CURTAIN NUMBER TWO. StarKids scoffs, "I'm not afraid of anything! I can totally take whatever you throw at me!" She punches the air victoriously. "Bring it on!" Nickel snaps her fingers and the curtains open, revealing…nothing. "Ha!" laughs StarKids. "I didn't think you'd take that so literally!"

With a sly smile, Nickel points to StarKids' feet. Looking down, StarKids gasps.

She has two shadows. "AYEEEEE!" Only a cloud of dust is left behind as StarKids runs away. The extra shadow is reviled to have been a lighting trick; Nickel thanks Jim the Slitheen.

Turning to Nevermore, Nickel waggles her eyebrows. "Not too late to turn back," she taunts. Nevermore shakes her head, a wide grin spreading across Nickel's face. "I was hoping you'd say that," the host says.

CURTAIN NUMBER THREE opens with another snap and Nevermore begins shaking in her boots. There, behind the curtain, is Miss Evangelista from the Library, wearing a black dress and veil. Pulling her gun from her waistband, Nevermore shoots at the woman, but it has no effect. A gasmask-child walks out from behind Miss Evangelista, his arms outstretched for Nevermore. "Are you my mummy?" he asks.

Nevermore was out the door before the words left his mouth.

Cackling, Nickel reveals Nevermore's fears to be actors, who she then locks away for next time. Wiping tears from her eyes, Nickel sighs. "Well, that was fun. Hope to see you all here again next—" She stops, staring at the ground with wide eyes. She stutters for a moment, before screaming.

"AHH! SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

So I think that three is the most I'll have in an episode. That okay with you all?

And I love new reviewers just as much as my regulars!

...Maybe a little more...Especially you *points out of your computer at you*

But don't tell the others, they might get mad...