My name is Eric Cartman and I am reciting a song by memory to myself to practice for Kahl
"I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky, I'll be there Kahl, I swear like the shadow thats by your side, Kahl I swear to god I'll be there! For better or worse, better or worse, till death do us part, death do us part. I'll love you with every gay beat of mah heart, I swear Kahl..."
"Fatass?"
"Kenneh?"
"You parodied a song for Kyle so cute!"
"GET UR POOR ASS OUT OF MY RECORDING STUDIO"
"Nah, I'd rather not"
"Why?"
"Kyle is going to drink tonight with Nichole, Token, Stan, Wendy, and most dangerously ME"
"You are not FUCKING WITH mah JEW!"
"I beg to differ Fatass he is naked in your room you rented out to me"
"FUCKING POOR PEICE OF SHIT GET OUT OF MY FACE" Like that I was running full speed to Kennys room"
"Mpppppphhhh!"
"Kahl!"
"Mph!"
"What" I took his gag out
"Help!"
"Whered he put the keys!"
"Table"
I unchained him and carried him to bed as he fell asleep
I sat there for hours just petting him and holding him in his sleep I got some alchohol and started clensing his cuts again from Clyde and Craig... Is that a new gash? I stitched his gash and, as he doesn't know, I am studing at college to be a doctor.
"Cartman?"
"Yes"
"I love you"
"Love you too mah jew"
"And we lived happily ever after.. THE END!"
"Shut up fatass! IM NOT GAY!"
"Are toooo"
"AM NOT!"
"Sweeett we raped Kyle!"
"Yep!"
"NO THEY DIDN'T FATASS!"
"Now, now Kyle let Eric finish his book"
"Two weeks later Kahl died from Aids!"
"The hell fatass?!"
"Nothing jew you got buttfucked by Craig, Clyde, Me, and Kenny!"
"Yuck!"
"As you'd ever be a doctor! Or dating me!"
"In THAT universe I just made up we are!"
"Oh, okay THAT makes sense!"
"Bah Kahl!"
"Bye Fatass and By the way you are not tan and skinny!"
"I AM THERE JEW-RAT!"
I might make a sequel. Review for more