The party incident

Summary: A wedding is coming! So of course, there must be a delayed bachelor/bachelorette party!

Theon

Party time! Yes! He was stoked, excited because they were going to a club that also happened to have a burlesque show and party their asses off. It was Gendry's bachelor party!

"Can somebody explain me why is Wilde coming with us? It was supposed to be an all men party!" – Robb shouted while drinking a can of beer. Well, Ygritte was practically a dude in Theon's head, but she was supposed to be in Arya's bachelorette party.

"And play nice and drink tea as Sansa planned? They didn't even let me hire a stripper!" – Ygritte answered while drinking wine from the bottle she made appear out of nowhere as they were walking to the club.

"Thank the gods they didn't hire a mother fucking stripper! "– Gendry screamed from the back. They guy had his hood on, he didn't want to be seen on the burlesque club, he was too shy for it and that's why Theon planned this whole stag weekend. Get wasted, girls dancing and all that. Perfect plan, no wonder Ygritte preferred spending her time with the guys instead of the girl's tea party. Surely Arya was going to be bored as hell.

"Why I'm I having a bachelor's party in the first place?! I'm already happily married!" – Gendry complained again. The bull had been complaining the entire day, seeming moody and preoccupied about something.

"Lost your right to speak when you secretly married our sister!" – Jon spat back while downing a can of beer.

"Yeah! And because since you got married in a secret ceremony you denied your best friends the right to throw you a bachelor's party! – Robb also screamed while checking his phone and drinking from a bottle. Theon was pretty sure he was texting Jeyne since Robb was whipped and already drunk, that guy couldn't hold his alcohol.

So where is this club, huh? – Lommy asked –"A few blocks down this road, it's called The Red Keep"- Theon answered.

As soon as the plan for the formal wedding was established during the announcement incident two weeks ago, he planned the bachelor's party for Gendry. The guy was already married, but he deserved one! So he got the guys together and surprisingly everyone agreed. Jon and Robb were stoked about it, Drogo, Aegon, Thoros, Pyp, Lommy, HotPie, Renly, Loras, Edric Storm, Edric Dayne, Samwell, Tormund, Daario, Smalljon. They were a whole bunch and more were arriving in a while.

Besides, when he suggested the idea to Sansa he noticed how excited she became. His girl was fond of planning parties, events and all that kind of things. So yes, in the end he did suggest throwing bachelor's/bachelorette party to make his redhead happy. And boooy, was she happy. Sansa pretty much sorted the whole party, without Jeyne's help, in about a day time. That girl could design clothes and plan parties on record time!

"The girls are going to kill us when they find out!" – Robb shouted –"Arya already knows I'm here, fuckers" – Gendry replied. Stupid bullhead, Theon thought they were ruining the fun.

"Relax! We're going to get wasted, have a good time and remember! All looking and no touching is the golden rule!" – he said laughing. Gods, they were just going to get wasted.

"Why do you think I'm here? They all know y'all going to a strip club and I'm here to keep an eye on all of you but I really don't care what the fuck y'all do so y'all can do whatever the fuck want!" - Ygritte said while opening a vodka bottle this time with her bare teeth.

"I have the best girlfriend in the world, don't I?" – Jon said while hugging his girlfriend aaaand they were making out. Gods, those two were so physical with each other but if Theon kissed Sansa, he ends up with death threats.

Yes, he was still dating Sansa and everyone knew about it now. Everyone knew the bull had married the little sister. After a week of insults, the stupid Stark older brothers finally let it go and were actually ok about it because, seriously, their sisters could've ended up with someone even worse than him and the bull. And now they were all going to party their asses off.

"We have arriveeeeed" – Theon proclaimed to everyone! Robb went inside without looking up from his phone, Ygritten and Jon continued making out. The single guys entered as a band of horny as fuck dudes and ran towards the stage to watch the show. Drogo sat down by a booth and started drinking right away. Yes, this was going to be an epic night and Theon was going to make sure it happen. But first, he wanted to know how his favorite readhead was doing.

Arya

She was bored as fuck.

A tea party was nice and everything but it gets boring pretty quickly, especially to Arya who was never a girl fond of those kind of activities. She was going to refuse to the whole idea of a bachelorette party but Sansa seemed so excited about being a able to plan a party that she couldn't refuse! Especially since Sansa was the one who made her wedding dress after pulling an all nighter.

Sansa Stark was a now famous fashion designer that whenever she got inspired she locked herself up on her workshop, a.k.a her bedroom, and didn't come out after finishing whatever project she had in her head.

Sansa's project now: Arya's wedding dress. Since Arya couldn't even think about a dress Jeyne ended up coming with the idea of it and Sansa executed according to her style. Jeyne was the one who planned the whole wedding, pretty much. Arya couldn't care less; she was already married to the greatest guy in the entire world.

Fucks, she wanted to see Gendry. He still had his apartment on top of the carshop, place that became their escape away from the Stark manor to do the nasty without being interrupted.

"So… not much to drin, huh?k" – Brienne exclaimed from her seat. It was so funny watching Brienn all tall and Briennish sitting on a girly tea party. What Arya admired was that the her friend completely ignored Sansa's dress code and came in a suit. Brienne was awesome.

The rest of them were in cocktail dresses, they all looked hot as hell but it wasn't fair! The guys went to party on their everyday clothes! Fucks, they sure were having a blast back there! They had alcohol! Here you could only find girly drinks that were too fruity and alcohol free that Arya hated, she wanted a whole vodka bottle.

"IT's a tea party, girls. We drink tea!" – Sansa exclaimed all excited. Her sister kept taking pictures with her phone and taking selfies with Arya. Arya was pretty sure Sansa was sending most of the pictures with Theon.

"Where's the stripper?!" – Margaery asked. Most of the girls were there to see a stripper, even Arya was hoping for that! Not that a stripper could be hotter than Gendry since it was impossible, but it could liven up this boring party.

"We're not having one! This is a classy party, right Jeyne?" – her sister answered her best friend. Jeyne was silent.

"Hello? Earth to Jeyne?! – Sansa kept asking her soon to be sister in law, who now that Arya noticed had been quiet the entire evening. Jeyne was pretty distracted today, maybe she wasn't feeling well. Jeyne's phone kept buzzing but the girl was ignoring it, she always texted Robb…

"Oh, sorry what?" – Jeyne came back to earth.

"Even one of the wedding planners are bored of this party!" – Mya, Gendry's sister, exclaimed. Gendry at some point ended up meeting a whole lot of siblings. Edric, Mya and Bella, both sisters were at the party and both were the female version of their father, whom they hated.

"This is not a boring party!" – poor Sansa, she was trying to defend the undefendable. This party was fun for like half an hour, then it went dead like a white walker corpse. Every girl in attendance was completely and utterly bored. Even Shireen, freaking Shireen who was all about pleasing people, had given on putting up a happy face.

Mya and Bella wanted to get drunk, Brienne was uncomfortable because she hated all things girly, Osha wanted to hook up, Margaery wanted to party as always, Jeyne Poole wanted to party also, Jeyne sister in law was apparently sick, Shireen was bored, Yarra was ogling them all, Daeny was bored but too polite to complain, Gilly was probably regretting having left her kid with the nanny by now, Missandei was waiting until Daenery's wanted to leave to go with her.

Gods, this party was depressing. Arya knew she needed to do something. –"Sans, this has been a lovely party but…" – she began

"Gods! You too?! Fine! I give up! What do you want to do?!" – Sansa just gave in; she didn't want to defend her party any longer.

"We could go where the guys went, Ygritte is there!" – Arya offered. Yes, she wanted to party with Gendry and get drunk. She was getting married again in 72 hours, she needed alcohol. Ygritte was the lucky one that managed to go away with the sad a pathetic excuse of keeping an eye on all the boyfriends. Fucks, Arya knew Wilde so well she could bet she was pretty much humping Jon on the club and not caring shit about the other guys.

"Now, that's a good plan! They're at the club that has that hot show!" – Yarra, Theon's sister, said. She had a point.

"What are we waiting for?! Let's go!" – Arya ordered and got up, but first she was getting out of this freaking dress.

Gendry

He wanted to go home and cuddle with Arya. He never liked strip clubs or burlesque shows as the other like to call it. At least some of the guys were having a great time. Pyp and HotPie were happy dancing with the showgirls, Thoros was all shy so he was sitting with him, the difference Thoros barely drank and Gendry was drinking away.

Drogo was also drinking away not even looking at the girls who approached him. Aegon, blond mother fucker, was dancing with a bunch of show girls who apparently thought being blond and girly was hot.

His uncle Renly was making out with Loras, why did they even come here to a girl burlesque show?! Those two had no shame as always. Jon and Ygritte were probably fucking in the bathroom since they were nowhere to be seeing. Robb was constantly checking his phone and drinking away, he probably had a fight with Jeyne.

Fucks, he wanted to be with Arya. He was drinking because apparently he had ruined a surprise Arya was planning for him. Now he could only thank the gods the girls party was a mellow one.

He was going to order another bottle of Jack Daniels when someone sat on his lap, fuck those showgirls had no shame whatsoever! - "Hello good sir, this lady has come to bring you out of your royal boredom" – For fucks sake! Or he was drunker than he thought or Arya had materialized in front of him wearing his old Siam Shade t-shirt, extremely short shorts and her black chucks!

"That wasted huh, bullhead? Nothing here you fancy?" – she asked with a grin on her face.

"Arya! What are you doing here?!" – Arya shouldn't be here! This was not a place for her! Fucks, he needed to get her home. She had grabbed a drink from their table when he yanked it away from her.

"What the hell you think you're doing?!" – he screamed. Some of the guys were looking at them. Was his voice that loud?

"Hey! I came here to have a drink!" –oh no, she wasn't going to have one.

"We're going home! Now!" – he got up while carrying her like a sack of potatoes – "get me down you stupid bullhead! What the hell is your problem?!" – she kept screaming. As soon as he got outside the club he put her down.

"Why are you even here, Arya?!"- she should not be here!

"Gods! If you really wanted to see stripers that bad you could just have told me!" – what?, he couldn't care less about strippers!

"Arya! You should be resting!" – was she really that careless?

"Why? It's not like I care about that whole shit!" –

"Really?! You don't care at all?" – he was getting angrier by the second! How could she not care?!

"Really?! You do actually care about that whole fucking thing?! – she was screaming back at him.

"Off course I do! It's mine!" –

"It's not like I'm gonna be hangover on the ceremony!" – what? Ceremony?

"What?! What are you talking about?!" – why was Arya talking about a ceremony when she should be at home resting or at her own tranquil party where nothing happened! Like in all Sansa's parties!

"The fucking wedding! What else?! You seem all worry about me not being hungover or drinking because of it! – what the actual fuck was she speaking?! He was lost and drunk.

"I don't give a shit about that! We're already married!" – he really didn't give a fuck

"Gendry, if you're not talking about the wedding then what in seven hells are you talking about?! Or you're drunk level Robert or you're not making sense at all!" – she yelled at him.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT!" – he screamed at her

WHAT?! – She screamed back at him, and pretty much everyone that came with them also screamed. Apparently they had been listening to their whole fight. How long have they been there, he wondered.

Arya, are you pregnant?! – Sansa yelled

Arya and you came to a club while pregnant, how could you?! – Jon asked all shocked. –"No wonder you accepted this wedding thing without protest!" – Margaery said

"Fucking bull, you got my little sister pregnant out of wedlock!" – Robb yelled while dragging his words –"They are already married, stupid!" – Ygritte said –"Oh right, yes. Sorry, I'm drunk as fuck! Where is Jeyne by the way?! She's not here!" – Robb answered her.

Fucks, now the whole world knew that Arya was an irresponsible pregnant woman.

"Arya, how along are you on your pregnancy or did you just find out?!" – someone asked

"I'M NOT FUCKING PREGNANT!" – Arya yelled to everyone. What the actual fuck?!

"WHAT?!" – It was his turn to scream this – "You're not pregnant?!"-

"Fucking not! Do you really think I would come to a fucking club and drink and do all this kind of shit while pregnant?!" – She answered with the most serious voice he had ever heard from her. .mad.

"But… but…" – he was mind blown.

"Why in seven hells would you think I'm pregnant?!" – she was pissed off.

"Because you've been craving chocolate and moody and…"-

"What did I ask you to buy for me two days ago from the supermarket?!" – she looked at him with disappointment. What did she asked him to oh…

"tampons…" – He said in a low voice. She asked him to buy tampons two days ago. How could he forget?! She always craved chocolate and got mood swings when she was on her period.

"I think that's our cue to go back inside people! let's keep getting wasted and leave the married people solve their problems! C'mon Red, let's go dancing!" – Theon yelled while getting the people back inside the club.

"Why on earth would you think I'm pregnant?! I'm on the pill, we're always careful – she sighted. He had hurt her; she was disappointed at him for not trusting her. Fucks, he was disappointed at himself.

"But… I found a…" –

"You found a what?!" – she said

"I found a positive pregnancy test back at the manor and I thought you were planning on telling me but I was worried I had ruined your surprise!" –he said while messing his hair with his left hand

"I'm on my period! It's not mine! Why would you think It's mine when there are like a thousand girls staying at the house! – she yelled. So he held someone else's pregnancy test? Eewwww he held someone else's pee!

"Arya, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I just… there's no excuse. I'm an asshole. It's that I was so excited about thinking you were pregnant and I got mad that you were at a club and wanted a drink and overreacted. I'm sorry! Please, don't divorce me!" – he had been an asshole for not trusting her and he was hoping she wasn't planning on leaving him. And he hated the fact that he was drunk and he talked funny at the moment, it took away every serious touch he had hoped to put on his speech.

"You… were excited about the idea of me being pregnant? Really?" – she asked him. Curious, she wasn't trashing things, running away or beating the crap out of him.

"Well, yeah" – he said while looking at his feet and tumbling a little –"Ever since Braavos I'd always imagined it. I was... I am hoping for it but when, you know, we're older and you finish college but yeah… It's something I've always thought about"- Yes, he wanted to have a whole bunch of kids with Arya.

"You… are an idiot" – he felt her hands cupping his face before kissing him. When she pulled away he was in cloud 9 and wanting more. Yeah he always wanted more whenever she kissed him and he was drunk so his hands were already behind her back and he was giggling stupidly. He was already planning on leaving and taking her to his place when he felt a kick down his gut and a left handed punch that pulled the air out of him.

"Arya, what the fuck?!" – he spoke from the ground in pain.

"That's what you get for going all asshole on me! Now, get back inside so we can get wasted!" – she said while going back into the club before turning one more time –"And you're not getting any! I'm on my fucking period, you stupid bullhead asshole fuck!" -.

Well, in the end she did beat him up but she didn't leave him. He was still getting married again in 72 hours and he was not getting a divorce anytime soon. Yeah, things were good. Now all Gendry needed to do was get some air inside of him, get up and enjoy his stag party.

Author's note:

Sooooo how was it?! The wedding is coming! Hope you like this chapter!

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