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Chapter 11: Soul Food

"Serve us? Cool!" cheered Bean. Bark face palmed at his how naive his friend was as Fang and Fiona just sighed. Was Bean truly this stupid or was he just playing around, "What are you serving?"

"Why, you two of course~" King Boom Boo assured, "You three will make a delicious batch of Soul Soup~" the king of ghost assured them as he smiled wickedly.

"Well...OK. But be careful with Bark, he's kind of tough and-"

"Bean!" Fiona shouted, "Stop giving him suggestions on how to cook us!"

"Why? He should have the best experience possible in boiling our flesh and melting our bones to marrow!" Bean argued. Fang reached for his gun to pistol whip Bean in the throat, only to realize his guns were gone! All gone!

"Looking for these~ Kekekekeke~" chortled a ghost as he held Fang's guns in his hands, "Wouldn't do ya any good. Your bullets are useless." Fang was ready to scream in rage as King Boom Boo began boiling water in a large pot.

"So, my fellow ghosts, how should we cook these mortal fools~" asked the Ghost King.

"We should, like, totally bake them out in the sun so, like, we won't use any gasses that tear apart our ecosystem dude~" said the, apparently, eco-friendly ghost. This plan was disliked as the ghost jeered him.

"Boo~ Boo~"

"That idea sucks, Woodrow~"

"We die in the sun, you twit~"

"You, like, all will see~ Food cooked with the heat of mo-" those were the ghost's last words as King Boom Boo devoured him. Although this could be a case of cannibalism, the other ghosts cheered for their leader for getting rid of the ghost.

"Now then~ We are not going to do that. Instead, we are going to boil them in scalding hot water for several hours while they're still alive~" announced Boom Boo as the other ghosts cheered, "They will die slow and painful deaths and their internal organs, bones, and eye sockets will melt~ We will then stir for ten minutes and season it with their blood and barbecue sauce~"

"And mustard~" a ghost asked.

"NO YOU IMPUDENT FOOL~ THAT WOULD RUIN NOT ONLY THE TEXTUTURE, BUT THE FLAVOR~" This quickly silenced the follower ghosts as King Boom Boo looked ready to eat them as well, "Now then, are there any questions~"

"Yes~ Where are the mortals~"

"WHAT~"

"Let's get the hell out of here!" Fang shouted as he and the rest of the Hooligans ran for their lives.

"Hey, Big Kahuna! What about the job?" Bean asked curiously.

"Screw the job!" Fang was over how much they would have been payed. With all these ghosts threatening to eat people, no wonder the few ninja who came here left being scared of their own shadows.

"But what about your pistols?" Bean reminded.

"They can have them! I've got another 50 like them!" The truth was that Fang only had another 48 of those guns.

"Let talking, ladies! Just run!" Fiona ordered as she lead the pack of thieves, Fang and Bean close behind her as they ran as well. Bark pulled up the rear, the larger Mobian not able to surpass the other's speed.

"Don't leave us~ We just want to eat you~" The Hooligans turned around and, to their horror, a mob of ghosts were chasing them. Fiona and Fang screamed blue murderer as they ran as fast as their legs would allow them. Bark appeared to have been praying for his life, fearing for his mortal soul. Bean was having the best time, laughing madly as if this was a game and he was winning.

"Why don't ya eat this!" Bean summoned two bombs and tossed them over his shoulder, the explosives doing their job as the tunnel they were running in shook, various debris falling around them.

"Damn it, Bean! You'll cause a cave in!" shouted Fang as they looked around, just noticing the fact that they were running inside a tunnel. As the crew of mercenaries ran for their lives, they found themselves in a large, round room. It looked liked the roundhouse of a railroad.

"Look! An exit!" shouted Fiona as he pointed towards an exit. She and the rest ran for the exit, but were intercepted by King Boom Boo, who was cackling like a mad man.

"Aw nertz." Fang groaned as he, Fiona, and Bark turned pale.

"Anybody else here that?" Bean asked as he heard something in the distance.

"Bwa hahahaha~ I have to admit, you four have more fight in you then I thought~ Can't believe you almost got away like those ninjas~" King Boom Boo congratulated.

"Seriously guys, does nobody else here that?" Bean asked again.

"Hear what~ The sound of your impending-" a sudden light seemed to cast over the ghost king. As he turned around, he could see a large train coming straight at him, "Aw nertz~"

Like a watermelon getting hit with a hammer, the ghost king was splattered across the area when his ghostly body was hit by the ghost king, his ectoplasma covering our Hooligans.

"Aw, gross!" Fiona shouted as she tried to wipe it off, "My clothes! My fur!" Fang groaned as well as he tried to wipe it off his trademark hat. Bean was laughing like crazy, as usual, and Bark just groaned.

"Lets hurry up and get the hell out of here." Fang ordered as he lead them out. That day, Fang added a new policy: never go to Pumpkin Hill.