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Chapter 11: Getting to Know the Soon To Be Team…
"WHAT THE HELL!" Kiba yelled out for one of his best friends who was still to busy hitting her head on the table. Some just watched her as others were taking bets on how long she'd be doing that while others turned to watch Kiba yelling which was always funny.
Kiba rose from his seat before pointing at Sasuke and Sakura who were both sitting at the second to the top row, and yelled out "IRUKA-SENSEI WHY THE HELL IS NARUTO STUCK WITH THOSE MORONS! THEY ALL HATE EACH OTHER!" both Sakura's and Sasuke's eyes twitched at Kiba's words and loudness. Then Sakura rose and pointed at Naruto who was still hitting her head on the table and yelled "WHY THE HELL IS SASUKE AND I STUCK WITH HER!"
Iruka sweat dropped at the shouting and the fact Naruto was still hitting her head on the table… But none the less Iruka spoke out to them "I-It was because of the grading… I don't have control over who goes to what team, its decided by the Council. They were placed in Team Seven because well, Sasuke scored high on both the Physical Tests and Written Test, as for Sakura she scored high on the Written only but didn't do well on the Physical, and Naruto… She scored high on the Physical Test but she didn't do to well on the Written Test, all in all the Team is balanced in a way that the Council wanted it too…"
When Iruka finished Naruto had stopped hitting her head, and the class quieted down, some understood what Iruka said but others, namely Naruto's friends and Sasuke's fan girls, still didn't like the idea of Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto on the same team.
Naruto looked up and her forehead behind her headband was completely red, as for the marks on the desk well let's just say they might have to go buy a new a new desk. She had this annoyed and groggy look on her face like she had given herself a headache from hitting her forehead to much or something like that.
Naruto just glared at nothing really, she was just annoyed at the fact she was placed in the same team as the people she hated the most, but… Even she knew she would have to try to become friends with them both if they ever where to become a proper team… Now if only the Uchiha and Haruno understood that…
"IRUKA-SENSEI! WHY CANT ME AND SASUKE BE A TEAM TOGETHER WITHOUT THAT MORON!" Sakura yelled out, most of the classes eyes twitched from the loudness and others covered their ears from the pain. Iruka gave Sakura an annoyed smile and said "Because Sakura, Genin Teams are always a three-man cell, there's no way you'll be allowed to be a true Genin if you are not placed in a team of three…"
Now Iruka didn't want to interrupted again so he spoke out "Okay now that I told you what teams you are placed on, your Jounin-Sensei's will be here shortly…" Iruka stopped and looked at Naruto before saying "And Naruto… I'm sorry…"
Naruto gave the Chunin teacher a sympathetic smile before sighing.
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Oh how she was going to kill that man… Now what man do you think Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze was planning to kill? Well Kakashi Hatake that's who.
Now Naruto was okay with the fact that her Sensei would be her Ojisan, that was the only perk on being placed on Team Seven but never and I mean never did she believe he would be late to meet his own team! Everyone, even Iruka-Sensei had left after an hour of waiting for Kakashi, that man was about ready to be two hours late damn it!
"He could had come earlier if he at least cared for my sanity… Damn Ojisan…" Naruto muttered darkly under her breath as she crossed her arms while watching Sakura trying to get Sasuke to ask her out on a date while Sasuke just ignored the pink haired girl and looked out the window with his 'I am so better than all of you idiots' aura going on.
Naruto rolled her eyes a bit and leaned back in her chair, she stared up to the ceiling and only glared at the fact that she was placed on the same team of 'Pepto Bismol Banshee' and 'Captain Emo Duck-Butt' she sighed to herself before closing her eyes, wanting to sleep because everything was so troublesome.
Naruto stopped and nearly giggled to herself as she thought around those lines. She was beginning to sound like Shikamaru! Her near giggle didn't go unnoticed by her teammates, Sasuke looked at Naruto while Sakura glared because Sasuke was looking at her, so in some spite Sakura said "Hey what's so funny loser?"
Naruto stopped and glared a bit at Sakura, but decided to at least try to be nice to her teammates she said "Oh, I just thought of something funny. I thought I'd take a nap and that everything was troublesome, and then I realized I was beginning to sound like Shika-Kun, funny first day away from my friends and I already miss them like its been years…" she truly meant that, she in fact missed her friends already, laughing with them, making jokes, going out to eat, just hanging out, and she knew she would hardly get to see them because of their ninja careers.
Sakura just stared at the Uzumaki-Namikaze and being the curious girl she was, she asked out "Hey… Are Shikamaru and you… Dating or something?" while Inner Sakura yelled out "Cha! You both better be! If you are than I don't have to worry about you going after MY Sasuke-Kun!"
Now this caused quiet the expressions on both Naruto's and Sasuke's faces, Naruto was so startled by that she had fallen backwards in her chair to the floor, and Sasuke looked at his pink haired teammate like she was insane or something. Naruto rose up and was about ready to yell but she blushed instead as her mind thought of the idea of dating Shikamaru, she opened her mouth but nothing came out which caused Sasuke and Sakura to stare in wait for their teammate to say no.
Naruto's face grew bright red and she blinked a few times, she wasn't sure why but that embarrassed her to the fullest. Right when Sasuke was going to say something the door opened, causing all three to look at the person who opened the door.
Kakashi stared at them and was going to say something, but he stopped when he noticed Naruto on the ground blushing more than Hinata ever would, and both Sasuke and Sakura looking confused, waiting, and a bit annoyed. He stared at them before saying with an upside down 'U' on his seeable eye and said to just Sasuke and Sakura "My first impression of you two is… I don't think I'll like you at all… Meet me up on the roof in three minutes…"
All of them turned and stared at Kakashi.
No one said anything as Kakashi walked over to Naruto and helped pick her up, Naruto blinked a bit confused before soon enough both disappeared in a swirl of leaves. When they reappeared, both found themselves on top of the rooftop of the school. Naruto gave a sigh as Kakashi let her go and said "Okay, what did they do?"
Naruto rolled her eyes, here they go, another soon to be fight between her and her Ojisan, it happened every time she would hang out with him in the village and some boys would try talk to her, Kakashi would get very overprotective, he would intimidate many boys to the point where many ran off and cried. And every time he would be overprotective would cause a fight between the two, mostly because Naruto thought it was rude to scare them off like that. The truth was, she didn't know they were flirting with her sometimes…
All Naruto said was in a mutter as she remembered what Sakura had asked her "They… Asked me something…" Kakashi raised an eyebrow and knew it was more than that "Asked you what Naruto?" Naruto looked down and placed her hands behind her back before she kicked so dirt around, she muttered it with a blush on her face. Kakashi gave her a look and said stopping for each word which meant he wanted to know now "What. Did. They. Ask. You."
Naruto gave a huff and said annoyed but a little bit hesitant "If… If I was dating Shika-Kun…" she then looked up and said with her arms a bit up "I don't know why Sakura asked me that! Hell I don't know why I didn't say no, yeah sure me and Shika-Kun are friends and I like him but we're not dating, we're just friends!"
Naruto crossed her arms over her chest and looked to the sky to think on why she was blushing and didn't say no to Sakura's questions. Naruto was so lost in her own thoughts that she didn't notice the way Kakashi was looking at her, his thoughts were 'Shika-Kun? When did Naruto call Shikamaru that?… I don't like this, she didn't answer Sakura's question and she was blushing… And right now she's frustrated about it all… Now that I remember correctly when she's with Shikamaru he actually does stuff for her no matter how troublesome it gets, as a matter of fact he looks at her with a smile most of the time… I better have a talk with him…'
While Naruto thought to herself and Kakashi silently began to plot Shikamaru's untimely demise, both Sakura and Sasuke had reached the rooftop of the school. When they noticed Naruto's flustered look and Kakashi look that meant he was ready to kill, Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other a bit worried about what they got themselves into and why on earth did their Jounin Sensei take Naruto out of the classroom.
When Naruto and Kakashi noticed the other two they blinked a few times before Kakashi said calmly "Oh, both of you are here with a minute to spare, good work…" Naruto sighed a little before looking at her Ojisan/Sensei as he said "Now, all of you come over here and sit down before we begin."
They did as they were told, they all sat down in front of their new Sensei and watched him for a moment as he said "Alright as you can see, I'm your new Sensei, or at least I might be…" Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto blinked a little confused at that, what did Kakashi mean with 'Might be…' Sakura raised her hand in question which caused Kakashi to sigh and think 'Why is she raising her hand? She isn't in class…'
But he smiled under his mask and said "Yes Pinky?" Sakura glared a bit at the name 'Pinky' but said as she put her hand down "What do you mean by 'might be' Sensei?" Kakashi gave her and the rest of Team Seven a eye smile as he said "Well you see tomorrow we will have Survival Training…" again Sakura raised her hand in the air and Kakashi sighed again as Naruto rolled her eyes and Sasuke not care.
"But Sensei, we already did Survival Training!" Sakura said loudly causing the other three to want to cover their ears, Kakashi did his best not to insult the Haruno and said "You noticed how many Teams there was correct?" everyone nodded and Kakashi went on "Well only about half of those Teams maybe even less, ever pass the Final Exams we Jounin have for all Genin, in other words it's a surprise Exams. We do this to see what Teams have the makings of good Teamwork and of being great Shinobi and Kunoichi, our Exams are a Sixty-Six point Six failure rate…"
This caused a few of them to stare surprised at how high the failure rate was, then Kakashi said "If you fail you'll ether go back to the Academy or you can drop out of the entire Shinobi and Kunoichi business and live your life like a Civilian… Its your call…" again they stared surprised and they knew there was no way they wanted to fail now.
Kakashi smiled once again under his mask and said "Okay now that is settle, how about we introduce ourselves huh? Tell me your names, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, etc…" and once again Sakura raised her hand causing the other three to sweat drop, Kakashi then said a bit annoyed "Yes?" Sakura put her hand down once again and said "Why don't you show us how its done Sensei…"
'Is she for real? She doesn't even know how to introduce herself correctly?' was the thoughts of Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto. Kakashi gave a silent sigh but said "Alright… My name is Kakashi Hatake, I have many likes and dislikes, I also have hobbies, and yes I do have dreams, I had one just last night as a matter of fact…"
His three students sweat dropped at this and Sakura and Sasuke's minds yelled out 'All we learned was your name!' while Naruto's went 'His name is Kakashi Hatake, he likes Ero-Sennin stupid books, and other things, he dislikes Otousan because he doesn't know who he really is and other things, his hobbies are reading and collecting those stupid books, and yes he does have dreams but he'll never tell me his stupid dreams…'
Kakashi once again smiled under his mask and said "Alright Pinky, we'll start with you…"
Sakura's eye twitched at the name 'Pinky' and she said "My name is Sakura Haruno, not Pinky… I like…" Sakura looked at Sasuke and blushed brightly "I hate Naruto and Ino-Pig!" she said with a glare at the blonde next to her "My hobbies are…" again Sakura looked at Sasuke who seemed annoyed now "And my dreams for the future? Well…" she looked at Sasuke again and squealed as she thought of it.
Kakashi then thought 'Great… a Fan-girl… Just what I needed…' he looked at Sasuke and said "Alright emo, your turn…" both Sasuke and Sakura glared at Kakashi while Naruto shook her head a bit, Sasuke still said not really caring "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I have few likes and a lot of dislikes, I don't have any hobbies, my dream isn't a dream because I will revive my Clan and kill a certain someone…"
Naruto held herself back from tackling the Uchiha right then and there after she heard his comment on killing a certain someone. Kakashi sighed to himself and thought 'Great, a Fan-Girl and a Avenger… At least I have Naruto on the Team…' then Kakashi looked at her and said just doing it for fun "Alright, last one, you blonde…"
Naruto gave a grin to her Ojisan and said "Okay Kakashi-Ojisan, my name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, I like ramen, training, fighting, pranking, my friends, my Otousan, my Jiji, Ero-Sennin, Ojisan, Baa-Chan, Shizune-Nee, Teuchi, his daughter Ayame, and a lot others. My dislikes is waiting for ramen to cook, people who pick on others for no reason, Fan-Boys, Fan-Girls, people who think revenge is the way to live a life..." Naruto shot a glance at both Sakura and Sasuke when she said the last two, that gained her a glare from them but she kept coming "And a lot more, my hobbies are helping my friends, growing plants, cooking when I can, training and a lot more stuff but I don't want to bore you guys, and for my dreams? I want to become the greatest Hokage that ever lived…"
This caused her teammates to stare from Naruto to Kakashi both wondering 'Wait… Ojisan? Sensei is her uncle? I didn't know Naruto had an uncle…' Kakashi couldn't help but think 'At least not all things are bad… It could have been worse too, I could have had a another fan-girl of Sasuke's or someone that was to much, like a fan-boy of Naruto's…'
Naruto stopped for a moment before saying with a small blush on her face "Oh! And I also hope to get married to someone that likes me for being me and not because of my family name, have some kids, and live a peaceful life as a parent and wife when I retire hopefully before or a bit after I'm twenty-nine…"
If Kakashi would had drinking something he would had done one of those spit takes all over his new students, both Sakura and Sasuke blinked confused at their teammate who normally yelled that she just wanted to be Hokage and nothing more. Kakashi's eye twitched as he said "Naruto… What did you just say?" Naruto glared a bit at her Ojisan and said "You heard me…"
Both stared a 'glare' war for a moment before Kakashi said "Naruto… You're a bit young to think about getting married aren't you?…" Naruto glared a bit more before saying "Really now? And yet the Uchiha here can say he wants kids to revive his clan but I cant get married? We're the same age you know Ojisan…"
Kakashi then did something Sakura and Sasuke didn't expect, he suddenly got up and pulled Naruto into a headlock and he started to noogie her head as he said in a 'Yeah right, over my dead body kid!' kind of voice with a twitching eyebrow "I thought I said your to young Naruto…" Naruto's arms flew around a bit from the attack on her head by her Ojisan and she yelled out in both embracement and annoyance while trying to get his hands off "K-KAKASHI-OJISAN LET GO OF MY HEAD RIGHT NOW!" but he kept at what he was doing as if he didn't hear her at all.
Naruto was now very annoyed and she did the only thing she could do to get herself out of the headlock and that was to kick as hard as she could, it didn't matter where, as a long as she kicked.
When her foot made contact with that something, both Sakura and Sasuke cringed, and Kakashi…
Kakashi had no choice but to let Naruto go to cry to himself, once again like two years ago Naruto had kicked him right where the sun don't shine, Naruto really knew how to kick hard and where to kick doesn't she? Naruto stood there, watched Kakashi fall to the floor and crossed her arms in front of her chest before she said with a smirk "I told you to let me go Kakashi-Ojisan… But you didn't listen to me now did you? Now you have to pay the price…"
That's when Sasuke couldn't stand it anymore and asked out "Hold on, how on earth do you two know each other and why do you keep calling him Ojisan?" Naruto glanced at the Uchiha before looking down to Kakashi who was still in pain, she only shook her head and said "Kakashi-Ojisan you see used to be the student of my real dad, you know, Minato Namikaze. Before my parents death they planned on adopting Kakashi-Ojisan when he was about thirteen, maybe twelve years old? Anyway Ojisan promised my mama, Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze, that he'll protect me if things turn out as bad as they did, but due to the fact that Jiji didn't trust anyone with me he had to tell Ojisan I was dead… It wasn't until two years ago after my training trip with my Otousan did I get to meet Kakashi-Ojisan… After our first meeting, which is funny because it ended up with Kakashi-Ojisan on the ground like this back then too, we started to hang out and soon enough he become my Ojisan…"
"E-Even though I'm suppose to be your Niisan, why can't you ever call me Niisan? I'm not old enough to be called Ojisan…" Kakashi voiced out from the ground getting a tad over the pain but it was rasp still. Naruto rolled her eyes and pretended not to listen to him, she looked at Sakura who was confused and Sasuke who seemed annoyed now.
After a few minutes, Kakashi was able to breath and talk normally, he slowly rose and would twitch in some pain from Naruto's powerful kick before saying with a smile "Alright… Now that interdictions is over, I'll let you guys go home. But, we all have to meet at the Training Grounds at seven o'clock in the morning, also… I'll suggest for you guys not to eat breakfast, or otherwise you'll throw up…"
Kakashi took a glance at Naruto and said "Be prepared Imouto, I'm going to get you back for what you did today…" Naruto glared at him and said with a smirk "I hope its better than last time Ojisan, because if I remember correctly it wasn't I who was covered in BBQ sauce and chased by the Inuzuka dogs for five hours from a backfire prank…"
Naruto snickered at him, Kakashi glared at her, Sasuke sighed annoyed, and Sakura held back a laugh from the mental image of her new Sensei being chased by dogs while covered in BBQ sauce.
Kakashi turned away from glaring at his 'little sister' and said to the other two "Tomorrow, Training Grounds, seven o'clock. Goodbye for now…" and with that said, Kakashi disappeared with a poof of smoke, leaving the soon-to-be Team Seven alone on the rooftops.
Naruto didn't look at her soon-to-be teammates but said while staring at the sky "So… You guys wanna go get lunch together?" she was just trying to be friendly to her soon-to-be teammates, she was at least going to try to get to know them because if she's stuck with them she might as well try to get to know them.
Sasuke scoffed at her and said while getting up "Tch, as if I'll ever go eat lunch with you loser…" Sakura nodded in agreement and said "Yeah, Sasuke-Kun's right. As if!" Sakura turned to Sasuke and said with an excited smile "Sasuke-Kun, do you wanna go on a date with me?" Sasuke glanced at Sakura and said "No." making Sakura put her head down.
Naruto's eye twitched in anger, she then said "Fine, I was just trying to friendly you know… Also if I was you guys I wouldn't listen to Kakashi-Ojisan when he says to be there at seven and not to eat…"
Sasuke only said "I don't need your advice loser. Now I have things to do…" and with that Sakura made his way to the door that lead downstairs, Sakura picked her head up and said with a smile "Sasuke-Kun's right! We don't need your advice at all!" and with that said she started to walk off, following Sasuke with a love struck look.
Now all that was left on the rooftop was Naruto, she gave a deadpanned look and sighed to herself, she glanced to the sky and said "I tried to warn them…"
She stared at the sky and said to herself once more "God… If you love me… You'll kill me now, like with lighting… Please?" but sadly her plea wasn't heard at all because the sky above her didn't have a cloud in the sky.
She hung her head down and sighed…
Aw… Poor Naruto is at least TRYING to be nice…
Lol, I had fun writing the whole banter between Naruto and Kakashi, it was very fun having them act like big brother and little sister.
*Also, Naruto's whole, I wanna get married and retire before or a bit after I'm twenty-nine thing, well, lets just say. Naruto wants a peaceful life like how her mother wanted after all the Wars she was caught in. You have to remember, Naruto gets her personally from her mommy and I could totally see Naruto trying to live a normal peaceful life. :D
Hope you guys liked it, I worked hard for this chapter, any misspelled words will be fixed soon when I can.
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Also, next chapter, Konohamaru shows up : )
