I lost the internet for a while, sorry, I have the plug in type and the part that plugged into my computer bent so I had to get a new on, and that was like 60$, so sorry in took time to get back, happy reading!J
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Everyone changed into their pajamas, haku had on his fuzzy yellow pajamas, I had on a red silk button up shirt that had the last three buttons undone so my bellybutton was out with red silk pants, konan had on a sheer blue dress with a dark blue bra and underwear under it, karin had on fuzzy dark blue pajamas that had clouds, moons, and stars on the top and pants, ukon had on a white t-shirt with black boxers, tayuya had on a black tank top that stopped above her bellybutton and black shorts that said 'kiss it' in gold bold letters and they barely covered her butt, deidara had on a red shirt that was most likely sasori's and black boxers, kakuzu only had on plaid pants that hung low on his hips, and suigetsu was wearing a white t-shirt that said 'wake me up next year' and white boxers.
"so what are we going to do?" haku asked.
"have fun, duh!, yeah" said deidara as he turned on the radio.
"how?" I asked.
"easy, get in a circle, we're playing truth or dare, un!" deidara said.
We all formed a circle, karin was in konan's lap, and deidara pulled out a chest from under the bed, and pulled it into the middle of the circle, then sat down on top of it.
"now, this chest…" he patted it "is for if you dare someone, you can use what's in here or use your imagination, yeah" deidara explained getting off the chest and joining the circle.
"well, who's going to start?" konan asked.
"I will!" haku offered.
"ok, haku then, un" deidara said.
"um, let's see…sasuke, truth or dare?" haku asked.
"ummm, dare?" I said not quite sure.
"ok, I'm going to see what's in the chest" haku said getting up.
Haku opened the trunk and rummaged around in it for a few minuets, before looking up and smiling and holding something behind his back that only the people behind him could see.
"sasuke I dare you to wear these all night!" haku said pulling out black kitty ears from behind his back.
I stared wide eyes at haku who was now smiling, I bit my lip, and sighed.
"ok, give them here" I said holding out my hands.
Haku tossed them to me, and I put them on my head and adjusted them on me before I left them alone.
"ok my turn, ko-" I was cut off by a small snore.
Everyone looked around and the eyes settled on karin who was sleeping peacefully in her mother's lap, konan smiled down at her, and held up a finger to her lips, she got up and put karin on the bed under the covers, and then came back and sat down.
"sorry" she said.
Everyone smiled at her and shrugged.
"like I was saying, konan, truth or dare?" I asked.
"I'll take truth" she said.
"why are you so passionate about paper folding?" I asked.
"well, if I tell you guys, it can never leave this room" she said.
**THE SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
Everyone had on their pajamas, zabuza had on a white beater with black boxers, I only had on black and orange boxers, sasori had on red boxers, kimimaro white silk pants and shirt, pein had on a black beater and black boxers, sakon had on a black t-shirt and white boxers, hidan had on green boxers, juugo had on a white beater with white pants. We were all sitting in front of the TV in the room, we're not watching some interesting show, we were seeing what was happening in the 'uke' room.
"hey sasori can you tell my again why there are cameras in the master bed room?" sakon asked.
"simple, deidara and I were in a kinky mood, so we decided to make a sex tape, and I guess deidara forgot about the cameras" sasori said shrugging.
"shut up, konan is about to explain" pein said.
"you're her husband, shouldn't you know already?" zabuza asked.
"well, I did ask her before, but she didn't answer" pein said.
Everyone 'oh'ed and turned back to the TV.
**THE UKE ROOM**(sasuke pov)
We all leaned in a little with anticipation.
"ok, so this is the story, when karin was a baby I was a stay-at-home mom, I got very bored when pein was at work and karin would be napping, so one day I was watching this folding show, I grabbed some paper and tried it, found out I was really, really good at it, so I set my TV to record everything with paper folding in it, so the next day when karin was napping and pein was at work I watched some of the shows I recorded, I made a bunch of things, animals to flowers, it was fun, but when I was half way through the shows, this rated 'adult' thing was on my list, so I'm like 'what the hell?', I watched it and did everything the girl on TV did, I was so focused on folding I didn't notice what I was making until I was done, you'll never guess what I made" konan said.
"no, we can't, so just tell us!" ukon said.
We all nodded in agreement, I was chewing my lip waiting for her to go on, haku was hanging on my arm, and moving up and down, and making a clicking sound, haku really wanted to know.
"I made a paper model of a…" konan stopped.
We all waited, but she didn't say anything.
"say it woman!" haku yelled.
Konan looked around like she was about to admit to a crime.
"dick" she said casually.
"w…w…what?" I asked blushing.
"I made a dick" she said.
Haku and I were burning up.
"ohh, what did you do with it? throw it away, un?" deidara asked.
"oh, no, I would never do that, it was smooth, and everything, so try and guess what I did with it" konan said.
"holy fuck cows, no the hell you didn't!" tayuya said wide-eyed.
"yes, I did, for two weeks" konan said.
"you didn't get a paper cut, did you?" ukon asked.
"nope!" she said smiling.
"do you remember how to make it?" I asked.
"yup, I still use them, so much less expensive" she said.
"oh, wow can you show us how to make them?" haku asked.
"ohhhh, look who it a closet pervert, yeah" deidara said.
"I…I was just curious is a…all" haku said blushing hard.
**THE SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
We were all shocked looking at the TV as if the most amazing thing ever just happened, and I supposed it did, and I couldn't imagine being pein, really, it's not like everyday you find out you wife uses a paper dick as a dildo, the sexy and quite ones surprise you the most in the end.
"hmm, then I wonder what sasuke has in stored for me" I thought.
**UKE ROOM**(sasuke pov)
"ok, I'll show you how to later" she said "and now it's my turn, tayuya truth or dare?"
"dare me bitch!" tayuya said smirking.
Konan got up and looked in the chest and smirked coming up with a remote and something behind her back.
"what the fuck is that?" tayuya asked.
Konan pulled whatever she had behind it was really thin and only about three inches long, and had a wire that connected to the remote.
"I dare you to wear this the whole night, with the power on three" konan said.
Tayuya bit her lip and looked down, before looking up confidently.
"I'll take the dare" tayuya said.
Konan tossed the item to tayuya and she left the room for about five minuets, when she came back in and sat on her legs, I noticed she had the remote in her hand and the wire went down into her pajama shorts, I was confused now.
"hey, what did you make her wear konan?" haku asked for me.
"it's a vibrator haku, she put it in her female private part and when she turns it up to the notch three it will move in side her" konan said in a motherly voice.
Haku and I blush a dark, dark shade of red.
"umm, ok, I'm going to turn it on now" tayuya said taking a deep breath.
"go for it!" konan said.
"one…two…three!" tayuya said turning the remote to three "ohhhh, fuuuuck!" she moaned throwing her head back.
"I wonder how good it feels" I thought.
Tayuya was able to calm herself a bit, she looked around the circle and her eyes landed on kakuzu.
"kakuzu, truth or dare?" she asked panting.
"crap, I was hoping you guys would forget about me, I pick truth" he said.
"ngh…what type of torture does…ah, hidan put you though?" she asked.
"well, his favorite kink so far is dripping candle wax on me, but still he's done a bit of everything, burning me, cock rings, putting temperate test tubes with lit matches inside my entrance, he likes to whip me, chain me and my dick up, oh and he took a liking to cutting me, that's only to name a few" kakuzu said shrugging.
We all stared at him for a really long time not saying anything, in fact the only sounds were tayuya's panting, but that was it.
**SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
We all turned and looked at hidan, who only shrugged and acted like it was no big deal.
**UKE ROOM**(sasuke pov)
"so, deidara, truth or dare?" kakuzu asked.
"I want a truth, un" deidara said.
"why do you say 'yeah' and 'un' at the end of your sentences?" kakuzu asked.
"well, when sasori and I first started dating it was non-stop sex, and I was always saying 'yeah' or 'un' when I was close to cumming, so because it was so constant I guess they became apart of my speech, un" deidara said.
"oh, I suppose that makes sense" konan said.
"ok, ukon, truth or dare" deidara asked.
"truth" ukon said.
"how did you and sakon get together?" deidara asked.
"well, there was this dare, it was to lose my virginity, I didn't trust anybody else other that my brother for something like that, after we had sex it just moved from there and became mutual" ukon said.
"awww, that is so cute!" I said.
Haku nodded while smiling.
"love sure does find you in the most awkward ways" konan said smiling.
"ngh, sh….she's fucccking r…right" tayuya stuttered out.
"ok, ok, no more about that, suigetsu, truth or dare" ukon asked.
"dare" he said smirking.
"I dare you to NOT make any perverted jokes about anything for the rest of tonight and tomorrow morning" ukon said.
**SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
"your brother has some pretty lame dares, sakon" pein said.
"oh yeah?, at least he doesn't use a paper dildo!" sakon yelled.
"hey yo, fuck you!" pein shouted.
"ewww, NEVER would I let you fuck me" sakon said.
"damn it, go to hell" pein said.
"I have a house rented there, you want to visit?" sakon asked.
"shut up you motherfucker" pein said.
"hey!, not once have I fucked my mother!" sakon said crossing his arms.
"can you fuckers please shut the hell up, so I can hear this shit!" hidan yelled.
They both gave him the not-so-pretty finger, before turning to the TV quieting down.
**UKE ROOM**(sasuke pov)
"that's easy, I'll take it" suigetsu said. "haku, truth or dare?"
"hmmm, give me a dare!" haku said happily.
Suigetsu shrugged, and went to look in the chest before coming out smiling, he held something pink and long right in front of haku's face.
"I dare you to see how far you can get this down your throat" he said smiling.
"ummm" haku tried to squint to see the pink thing in front of him.
**HAKU POV**
Suigetsu moved the pink blur out of my face and I was finally able to see what he was holding, as soon as I did I felt all my blood rush to my face, in his had was a normal sized pink dildo!
"I…I though y…you couldn't d…do anything p…perverted" I said putting one hand over my mouth.
"wrong, no perverted jokes this is a dare, see the difference?" he asked.
"no, not really" I said.
"come on haku do it, un!" deidara yelled.
I sighed and took the dildo out of suigetsu's hand, I took a deep breath and put it next to my mouth.
"do it, do it, do it!" ukon yelled.
I put the dildo into my mouth, but I didn't get it to far in.
"here's a hint; loosen up your throat more" kakuzu said.
I did what he told me to and got a lot more in, almost the whole thing, then I took it out my mouth.
"happy?" I asked.
Everyone nodded.
"zabuza will be very happy" ukon said.
I blushed and covered my face with my hands, while everyone agreed with ukon.
"sh…shut u…up!" I yelled behind my hands.
**SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
I looked over at zabuza, and saw him smiling.
"oh, zabuza, why are you smiling so hard?" sakon asked.
"ohhhh, no reason" he said, his smile turning into a smirk.
"I have a feeling someone's happy to see haku's little ability" sasori said.
"maybe" he said.
Everyone laughed at zabuza's joke and I high-fived him.
**UKE ROOM**(haku pov)
They all laughed, when I bought my hands away from my face everyone was either trying to get more air, wiping tears away from their eyes, or both.
"so, now what, deidara?" konan asked wheezing.
"well I have some snacks downstairs, sasuke, haku you two stay up here and watch karin, she's a wild sleeper and we don't need her falling out the bed, everyone else come with me, yeah" deidara said.
The all got up and left for the snacks.
"wow, this sure is something, don't you think?" sasuke asked,
"hm?" I asked back.
"well, here we are, with our boyfriends at our aunt and uncle's house, and the whole family is accepting it, not one of them caring about the age difference" sasuke said staring into space.
"yeah, it feels good to know they except them, but hey, our family is so crazy, what's two more people to the bunch?" I said jokily.
We laughed together for a few seconds, but then sasuke stopped.
"something wrong sasuke?" I asked.
"I just thought about something" he said.
"what is it?" I asked.
"why did it take you and zabuza so long to come back from the beach?" sasuke asked back.
"we got lost just like zabuza said" I explained.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at me.
"we did get lost!" I yelled.
"in what…passion?" sasuke said smirking.
"I hate you so much sometimes" I said blushing.
"doesn't everyone, so, what really went down?" sasuke asked.
I blushed so much, that someone would think it was painted on.
**SEME ROOM**(zabuza pov)
Everyone was staring at me now.
"sooo, what did you do?" kimimaro asked.
I stayed silent.
"did, you fuck him?!" asked sakon.
There were choruses of 'no way's and 'damnnnn's going around, naruto gave me a look obviously asking what I did, I gave him a light smirk, but otherwise I was quite.
**UKE ROOM**(haku pov)
"I would tell you, but I have the creepiest feeling we're being watched, so, yeahhhhh" I said smiling a little sheepishly.
"hmm, you feel that to? I thought it was just me, but I will get you to tell me make no mistake about that!" sasuke yelled pouncing on me.
"h…hey, st…stop!" I yelled laughing.
Sasuke was tickling me anywhere his hands could get to and mines could not, sasuke stopped for a minuet before saying…
"nah, this is to much fun, I think I'll keep going!" and the tickling continues.
I don't know how long sasuke was on top of me tickling me, but if had to be a long time because I was close to dieing from air loss, but when deidara came back I was so happy.
"sasuke, what are you doing, un?" deidara asked,
Sasuke stopped tickling, and ended up straddling me then he looked over at deidara who was holding a huge white cardboard box that had a roll of paper towels and a stack of plates on top of it.
"I was torturing him with the power of the tickle, oh, what's in the box?" sasuke asked.
"snacks, you'll get in a minuet, yeah" deidara said.
We nodded and took notice to the others now, tayuya had a giant purple bowl filled with cheese balls, ukon held five bags of family sized chips the chips being salt 'n' vinegar, trail mix, barbeque, Doritos, and hot cheetos(sp?), konan had a bowl full of chocolate, kakuzu held a tray of different things like strawberries, cheese, and some bananas, kimimaro held a box of Pepsi in one hand and in the other hand was a box of Wild Cherry Pepsi, and suigetsu had a radio in one hand and a stack of CDs in the other hand.
"so, deidara, we going to eat or what?" sasuke asked.
"later, I want to play a few more games first, un" deidara said.
"umm, ok, what type of games?" sasuke asked.
Deidara walked over to his closet, opened it, and pulled out something that was covered in a white bag.
"this one is going to be…dress up, yeah!" deidara said happily.
"WHAT?!" sasuke yelled/asked.
"dress up sasuke, we have to, it'll be fun, plus I have the perfect outfits for you and haku, then after that there's this website called .com and I really want all the guys, sorry tayuya and konan, to take the quiz there(A/N-I recommend it, it's really fun), then after all that we'll have some of the snacks we brought up, un" deidara explained.
**SASUKE POV**
I watched as deidara turned back to the closet pulling out several more outfits with white bags over them, couldn't help but to be nervous, deidara does have a weird streak, I looked over at haku who looked just as nervous as I did.
"now, everyone line up so I can give you all the outfit I want you to wear, un" deidara said.
We all lined up in front of him, haku and I at the end.
"I am very scared right now" I whispered to haku.
"you're not alone, trust me" he whispered back, putting a hand on my shoulder with mock sadness.
I sighed and waited until it was my turn, when it was deidara look extra happy, the he shuffled through some of the bags and then unzipped on a little bit, he grinned and nodded to himself before handing the bag to me and the last one to haku.
"now that everyone has an outfit, haku and sasuke, since you two have the outfits I favor the most, I want you two to go in the bathroom and change, yeah" deidara said pointing to the bathroom door.
Haku and I gave him a look that said 'what are you up to?' and all he did was smile sweetly at us, which frankly, made me even more scared than what I already was, haku grabbed my hand with his left and in his right was his white bag, I grabbed my bag and we walked into the master bathroom and closed the door behind us.
**SEME ROOM**(naruto pov)
"hey sasori?" I asked.
"hm?" he answered.
"you have cameras in the bathroom?" I asked.
He raised a red eyebrow at me.
"oh, so little innocent sasuke's boyfriend is a pervert!" sakon said pointing at me.
I stared at him wide eyed at him, and didn't say anything.
"sakon, shut up, and no, I don't have cameras in the master bathroom, you have to wait until he comes out to see him" sasori said.
"fuck! I wanted to see sasuke strip!" I thought angrily.
I turned my attention back to the TV.
**UKE ROOM**(the bathroom, haku pov)
Sasuke and I stared at the outfits that were hidden beneath a white bag, we still didn't want to put it on…whatever it was.
"sooo, do I go first or do you?" I asked.
"let's go at the same time" sasuke said.
I nodded, then we both took some steps toward the bag, and picked them up before we pulled the white bag off…I blinked once…twice….three times….
"OMG! DEIDARA!" I yelled taking in the appearance of the outfit I was supposed to wear.
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I finally finished it, it's so early in the morning 2:58am to be exact, hope you liked itJ