(This chapter, much like 'Plan Z' in the original SpongeBob movie, is lemon scented)

How Jaune found himself in this situation, he would never know. His girlfriend, still had to remind himself that she was real, was currently sitting by his side, eating ice cream, and watching the latest tv shows that Vale had to offer. Jaune probably would have considered this normal, were it not for the fact that he was in her room.

Jaune had never been in a girl's room. Wait, correction. He had never been, in a girlfriend's room. He had been in his sister's room several times, and team RWBY's dorm room as well. But none of those times had he been sat next to someone he had made out with. About half an hour after he and Neo started watching 'Remnant's Next Top Model', the explosions and yelling from downstairs finally stopped.

Jaune and Neo shared a glance. Then, Neo's door flew open, and there stood two very angry looking twins. Before either of them could say anything, two large kitchen knives found themselves being flung to either side of the girls' heads. They both froze, and realised what they were looking at.

Neo had her arm wrapped protectively around that blonde boys, and was glaring at them. The boy was blushing heavily, almost as if they had been caught doing something scandalous. The two put two and two together, and wisely exited the room, closing the door after them. Neo smiled and went back to leaning her head against Jaune's shoulder, who only looked at her strangely.

"Where'd you get the knives?" was his only question. Neo looked up at him, and tapped his nose, mouthing the word 'boop'. Jaune smiled, it looked like he was having an influence on her. He kissed the tip of her nose. "Boop." The two kissed properly, and then turned back to the screen, which showed a model breaking down and crying because she wasn't chosen.

"You know," Jaune began, as he looked at the models lined up, and then at his girlfriend. "You're much prettier than any of them." He said, a stupid smile on his face. Neo blushed immensely and slapped Jaune's arm. "What," He joked, "I'm not allowed tell the truth?" Neo began whacking his arm lightly. To Jaune it felt like he was being slapped by a child.

However, he was of course a gentleman, and fell back on her bed. "Noooo, you're too powerful, oh great Ice Cream Queen." Jaune said, throwing an arm over his eyes for dramatic effect. Neo giggled but played along, pointing her nose in the air, giving her a regal stuck up look. She looked down at Jaune, who was splayed out on her bed, and peeking out from under his arm.

She realised what a compromising position he was in, and took advantage of it. She threw her legs across his hips, and ended up straddling him. Jaune looked up, blushing furiously, and extremely nervous. Neo smiled evilly, and drew a line across her neck. "Death?" Jaune asked, now slightly terrified. Neo then blew him a kiss. "By kisses?" She nodded. Jaune smirked stupidly.

"I don't think there's a better way to die." He said, meeting her eyes. Neo loved him. She realised that after their third date, and every date since then, he just kept reaffirming this to her. And right now, she had him in her bed, with her atop of him.

Neo looked down at Jaune hungrily, and leaned forward, kissing Jaune's lips, savouring in the closeness of her lover. Jaune returned the kiss gratefully, still amazed at the beautiful woman sitting on him. In several instances, Jaune's opinion of Neo changed. It wasn't the opinion of her personality or anything that changed.

The opinion that Jaune had of Neo that constantly changed, was he was unsure how to describe her. It went from attractive, to beautiful, to cute. When he first entered the room and saw Neo standing there in an oversized shirt, her hair slightly ruffled, that's what his opinion of her was.

But right now, with Neo straddling him, and kissing him on her own bed, Jaune's opinion was that she was the hottest woman alive. Even more so than any of those stupid models.

Jaune, wanting to add to the kiss that he was receiving, brought his hands up and placed them on Neo's thighs. He felt her quiver slightly. When Neo first put his hands there, he was extremely nervous about it, because he felt like he was crossing some unknown boundary. And there was no way in hell his hands were going anywhere near her ass.

Jaune flat out refused when she tried to put them there. It wasn't that he had anything against hers. Jaune secretly thought that her rear was better than that of Yang Xiao Long's, not that he had spent at length staring at either of them, of course not. The reason he was so against it was because when he thought of people putting their hands on their girlfriend's ass, he thought of jerks and idiots, like Cardin.

To him, putting your hands on a girls ass was quite a, Jaune couldn't find the word, douche-baggy move in his opinion. This is why he never went lower than her hips, and this is also why, Neo took advantage of his kindness.

Jaune felt Neo's hands run over his own, and hold squeeze them lightly. Then, without warning, Jaune suddenly found his arms above his head. Neo broke away from the kiss and looked down at Jaune. Jaune noticed an odd glint in her eye, as she held his hands above his head. It wasn't often that Jaune was surprised by what his girlfriend did, but this one took the cake.

When Jaune tried to move his hands, he found them tied together to the headstand of the bed. Alarms blared in Jaune's head, but, at the same time, another voice was telling the alarms to shut up, this was his girlfriend after all, she wasn't going to hurt him. It's not like his tiny girlfriend had a secret sadistic streak in her. At least, that's what he thought before he saw Neo lick her lips while wearing a very dangerous looking smile.

Jaune closed his eyes and prayed to every god he could think of. Oum: The Creator. Mogar: God of Rage and Bears. Gavofree: God of Time and Idiocy. BrownusRayus: God of Flowers and Achievements. Jatillo: God of Food and Beards. Vagabon: the Betrayer and Breaker of Crowns. Ramsay: God of Liquor and Moustaches. Lilius Jay: the Replacer and rival to BrownusRayus. Tuggsay Joness: Goddess of Cats and wife to Mogar.

With his prayers hopefully being answered, Jaune awaited for what might happen. Whatever he expected, it certainly wasn't what happened. Cold. That was Jaune's first thought. His second thought was why is it cold, and his third, after opening his eyes and looking at his girlfriend, was when did he become shirtless.

It was true, Jaune was naked from the waist up. He didn't know how or when Neo had apparently removed his favourite piece of clothing, as well as the shirt under it, but right now, that wasn't what he was thinking at the moment. Here's a sneak peek into Jaune's mind right now:

"What in the name of Oum is she doing with the ice cream!?"

Neo, had taken a spoonful of ice cream, and let it fall onto Jaune's chest. Neo trailed her finger up his abs, which had developed significantly thanks to his training with Jack, which Neo appreciated greatly. Neo began rubbing the ice cream over Jaune's chest. Once the ice cream had completely melted, she looked at her fingers, which were now covered in a thin white cream, as it was the vanilla part of the Neapolitan she scooped onto Jaune's chest.

Neo made sure to make eye contact with Jaune, as she licked her fingers clean of the sticky white substance. Jaune was about ready to faint at that action, however, he was proud of the fact he showed no reaction, aside from the immense blush on his face. Neo took Jaune's lack of words as a challenge, one she was all too happy to partake in.

Neo lowered her head, until it was inches away from Jaune's abs. Jaune had no idea what she could do to top that show. Key word, 'had'. If Jaune died after this experience, he would have died a happy man.

Neo began licking up the melted ice cream that was covering Jaune's chiselled form. Jaune then made some, very un-masculine sounds. That was more to Neo's liking. He didn't taste half bad either, especially with the vanilla mixed in. Jaune tried to hold in his noises, but it was extremely difficult.

Jaune was gasping for breath at the sensation of Neo's tongue running across his body. Two things were going through Jaune's head during this. One, was how good it feels. It literally felt like he was being kissed by an angel. And for the second thing, how good revenge was going to taste. Jaune wouldn't complete his revenge until Neo was comfortable being shirtless around him, which he respected and was fine with her taking her time.

Neo made sure to take her time with the current situation, lapping up each and every drop of delicious ice cream. To Jaune this was heavenly torture. He felt so good, but he couldn't return his affections tied up like this. Jaune tried to loosen whatever she had tied him up with, but it was to no avail.

Eventually, Neo stopped licking, having finished 'cleaning' Jaune. Jaune lifted up his head to stare at his partner, who was looking at him hungrily. "I hope you know," Jaune began, in a tone Neo had never heard him use before, "revenge will be sweet." Jaune licked his lips, staring Neo dead in the eye. That action alone made Neo want him to take her then and there.

But alas, she was on that time of the month, and doing so would be impossible without a mess. Neo sighed gently as she released Jaune from his not so terrible prison. Jaune rubbed his wrists slightly, looking at what Neo had tied him up with. When did she take off his belt, he didn't know, but it did explain why he couldn't break out if it easily.

When he looked at Neo, he noticed something strange in her eyes. It looked like, longing. Jaune checked the time on his scroll. His eyes widened when he saw how late it was. He was going to be late for curfew. His eyes met Neo, and she realised that he had to go. She knew he couldn't stay, even if it wasn't to do with school. She'd probably have to work tomorrow for, them. She hated thinking about that job now. Now that Jaune was in the picture, she worried what would happen if anyone found out about the two of them.

Neo's eyes fell, and Jaune could see how upset she was, and he wasn't going to let his girlfriend be upset. "Ren." Neo's head rose when he heard her boyfriend talking. She looked up to see him on his scroll. "Look, don't worry where I am, it's why I'm calling you." Jaune made eye contact with Neo, and he smiled. "I'm not gonna be in Beacon tonight, don't freak out, I'm not in trouble or anything, I just," he looked at Neo "made a promise."

Jaune heard the boy on the other end of the call sigh. "So why did you call me?" His green teammate asked.

"Because of what happened a few days ago, remember, with the shower." The boy on the other end froze. "Yeah, that one, I'm just letting you know is all. I'm sure you won't tell anyone." Jaune ended the call and turned to his girlfriend. He didn't like the idea of blackmail, but for something like this, someone like Neo, he was willing to make an exception.

"Well, looks like I'm staying here tonight, hope you don't mind." Before Jaune could even smile at Neo, he found himself in her embrace. It wasn't an embrace like the one a few seconds before. No, this one was different. This one wasn't anything like before. Neo had her head over Jaune's shoulder, and Jaune was quite sure she was crying into it. Jaune wrapped his arms around Neo, pulling her closer, drying her tears. The two stayed like this for several minutes, before Jaune broke the silence.

"Neo, if I'm going to sleep with you, you need to know something." He said, dead serious, and looking Neo straight in the eyes, making her a bit nervous.

"I'm being the big spoon."