Yes, it's true, back to back updates! This chapter is inspired by the lovely forsakensanctuary.

By popular demand there will be a Thanksgiving chapter, but it won't be put up until we get closer to the actual holiday. Any ideas that you have for it?

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia


"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"And don't come back until after lunch break!"

Ludwig shoved the last nation- who happened to be Denmark- into an empty meeting room.

Once again the meeting had been thrown into complete chaos by all of the 'special' nations. It all started with Prussia jumping onto the table and demanding everyone to bow down to his awesomeness once he broke into the meeting room. This in turn led to America and Denmark joining him on said table and also demanding praise for their awesomeness. The other nations weren't amused by the 'Awesome Trio', and locked them in this empty meeting room. Apparently, something productive had been going on and they were ruining the rare moment.

Of course Canada was left alone and undisturbed in the meeting room. After all, he was an innocent bystander in the whole thing, right?

"The bear is breaking into the hive. I repeat, the bear is breaking into the hive," there was a crackle of static before Canada's voice was cut off.

Denmark wiggled the Bluetooth in his ear to adjust it slightly, "Got it, Canada."

Suddenly, a light SNICK came from the door and it slowly opened until a little, white, furry face peaked in, "Come on."

The Awesome Trio stealthily filed their way out the now unlocked doorway and into the hallway. America alerted Canada of their position, "We're out."

Prussia was the next one to speak through the Bluetooth, "Is everything in position?"

Another static crackle, "Yeah, but hurry. You only have a small window of opportunity."

Prussia was the first to stop outside of the meeting room doors. They could faintly hear the droning sounds of people giving speeches. Well this was going to be much more fun.

"Are you ready, Canada?" Denmark whispered, mindful of his voice level.

"Yep. Your good to go," Canada replied.

Prussia and Denmark carefully opened one of the double doors, making sure it didn't squeak and that it went unnoticed.

America reached into his jacket pocket, "Commencing operation Wipeout." Then he pulled out what looked like a gernade and chunked it through the crack.

Denmark slammed the door shut while America grabbed Nunaq in his arms, all three of them fled back several feet once they heard shouting come from the room.

Soon, the cries of the nations became weaker until they eventually stopped altogether. The doors to the room opened slowly, and out came a figure wearing a gas mask.

"Good job guys, they're out like a light," the figure said, stepping closer to the trio.

"Our pleasure, Canada," laughed Prussia.

The figure took off his gas mask, revealing himself to be Canada, "I have to admit though, the sleeping gas was a nice touch." He gestured at them to come in the room.

Once they were all in they could see the aftermath of their evil plan. Nations were draped in various positions across the room, all of them in a deep sleep.

Denmark took four permanent markers out of his jacket and passed them out to the other nations, "Let's get this show on the road. I call Norge!"

It would be a long time until the nations woke up groaning to a rising sun. They would also find themselves covered in marker with a splitting headache.

The messages ranged from derogatory names to 'Property of America/ Canada/ Prussia/ Denmark, or random drawings. Let's just say that blackmail abounded that day.


This chapter reminds me of the old Pokemon show. You know, that jigglypuff that would always make them fall asleep then draw on their faces?