So wow that flight was awesome but the car ride to the docks and the boat to the private island retreat was even hotter. The driver seemed a little hot and bothered after our trip and I didn't want to get out of the car because I wasn't finished with the Major. Speaking of him he was a smug bastard, trying and failing to keep from laughing at the man who was hiding a not so insignificant boner in his pants.

The boat ride was even better. We were alone, completely alone. No drivers, no pilots, no one but us. I was in heaven pure and simple. I absolutely love the fact that vampires can multi-task. His lips on my neck, his fingers on my nipples and thrusting in time with the throttle. Perfection. And of course we can't forget the much needed shower once we arrived at the beach house.

I knew that vampires have excellent stamina since they never tire but my Major is an overachiever. I have had more food in my system in the last few days than I have needed in a year's time. We've explored the jungles and swam for hours. We found a beautiful little waterfall and christened it. He chased a bunch of dolphins my way one day and I was able to pet them for a bit until he "attacked me" causing them to scatter.

We talked about all sorts of things and he of course worried that demons or other witch families would appear at any given time. I told him to trust in Michael but he just growled at me. So cute and sexy! It must be a vampire trait that makes the males so possessive and dominant. Of course I have been on this earth longer than he has so he needs to get used to others wanting to help or needing help from other men or species. But again male vampire equals possessive and stubborn!

We have spent the last few days doing nothing but enjoying each other and it has been bliss. I really like it when I don't have to guard myself against the emotions of large crowds but I miss the coven especially Edward and Emmett. I wonder what it will be like when we get back? I hope they don't hurt my Jasper too much. I can see it now Edward will use his speed to catch Jasper off guard and Emmett will just slam them both in an attempt to get a good hit in on Jasper. I wonder if Alice and Rosalie will stick around to watch the boys and their antics? Oh to have been able to see them when they were human. I'm sure they gave their mothers such heart ache and stress. Mothers, goddess I miss my mom. What I wouldn't give for one day with her.

"Darlin', you ok?" Jasper whispered.

"Yeah baby I'm good. Why do you ask?"

"Well your emotions were all over the place and they were confusing me, not to mention that I called your name like five times before you answered." He said with a sheepish grin.

"Oh I'm sorry I was multi-thinking. That's what my mother used to call it. My dad used to do the same thing."

"Should I be worried?"

"No, let's go sit on the swing and find out how secure it is." I giggled.

"is this the real you? Because if it is I think I want to do this as often as possible. I really love this playfulness in you." He chuckled.

"I think I can fit you in once a year." I said before running off to the swing.

(((CHAMELEON)))

"Back off cowboy, I need sustenance. You gave me quite the workout earlier. And by earlier I mean since the plane landed in Hawaii." I giggled as he attacked my neck.

"Don't mind me, you eat the pasta while I nibble on your neck." He replied with a growl.

"Okay but I'm finishing the meal this time, no dragging me off to the nearest bed, or wall or counter... You see a pattern forming here tough guy."

"Hey don't mind me, I'm just as hungry as you are. Eat your pasta, I'm just going to nibble on this delectable neck right here." He chuckled.

"Funny, really funny!" I dead panned.

I of course did finish my pasta and then worked on a few cookies. I then pretended I didn't know that he was there so I could watch a couple movies without Jasper distracting me to the bedroom. Ha ha.

(((CHAMELEON)))

"Darlin' we have to leave in the morning. I think we need to make the most of tonight. What do you say Precious?"

"I say why do we have to leave in the morning and I want to spend some quality time in the surf." I cooed.

"I know Precious I want to stay too but Carlisle called and he said that Edward is annoying Alice and Rosalie. Rose is threatening to leave for good and I'm sure that it would break Esme's heart if something happened to them. Also, Emmett broke several TV remotes, a couple of windows, your bedroom door, his bed,and apparently they both did something to my room and won't let Esme's fix it. I guess our party is over."

"Oh my goddess, I forgot about the boys. I'm such a bad person. We need to call them now. Oh man I can't believe I forgot about them. Jasper what are you doing just sitting there, we have to call them and get back right now." I stuttered. I am such a bad person. And why is he smiling?

"Darlin' you are absolutely adorable when you're flustered. We can call them right now but I'm not given you private time with them cause we're still on our date." He chuckled.

"Okay but I'm not responsible for any fights that start because of the three of you trying to monopolise my time."

The moment I dialed the number to the house Jasper started nibbling on my neck and shoulder since he had pulled me onto his lap. By the time someone answered the phone I was biting back a moan. Damn my major is good.

"Oh thank god you called back Jasper, things have gotten worse and I need you to bring Isabella back right now." Carlisle panted into the phone.

I could hear growling in the background and could tell it was both my boys. What exactly was going on back home.

"I said stop it you two. Esme take the girls shopping or something." Carlisle called out.

Jasper tensed under me but didn't stop his attack on my neck.

"Carlisle, it's me Bella! What's going on?!"

There was a crash and a whoosh of air before I heard the sweet voice of Edward asking me when I was coming home.

"Soon baby, real soon! Now can you tell me what's going on?" I asked.

"The girls won't tell me when you are coming back and I know Alice is hiding something from me! And Emmett says he's spending alone time with you first!" He rambled in a whiny voice.

"Oh baby I promise to spend equal time with you both before my private time with you. Okay?"

"Promise?"

Oh how cute!

"Of course, can I talk to Emmett now?"

"Okay." He grumbled. Always so cute my boys.

"Bean!? When are you getting back? Why do I go last? Are we still playing video games? Alice says she knows something I don't. I miss you so much!"

Again, cute!

i took a look around the room and then down the hall and realized I had to use magic to pack my things. I snapped my fingers and could hear my clothes flying around the house. Jasper stopped attacking my shoulder and realized that our trip was over. He then started to pout. They are eternally adorable!

"We'll be home in a few minutes Emmy! I promise the wait will be worth it. See you soon baby!" I said.

"You mean you're already in Washington?" He asked.

"Something like that, can you pass the phone to Alice?" I asked.

"Sure Bean, can't wait to see you!" He cooed.

A little tinkling voice came to the phone next. She sounded scared and excited and anxious and just out of sorts all at the same time.

"Hi Bella, I haven't told them a thing but I'm excited and I did tell Rose. We went off hunting after her fight with Edward and now she's excited too. I won't go into the details, I'm sure you don't want to hear it." She babbled.

"Gross Alice please don't tell me about your bedroom preferences! That's just nasty. I was going to suggest a small vacation for the two of you on the boys of course but it sounds like the two of you won't want to leave the coven any time soon."

"I couldn't pry Rose away from you if I had an army to help me!" Alice giggled.

"We'll if you do need some down just let me know and I'll make sure the boys pay for something just perfect for the two of you and I'll also make sure that you have a personal guard of the angelic variety."

"Sweet as that is I don't believe they would prefer me as their guardian but I think I can help in a way. When they are ready just call for me and I will assist, sort of."

"Michael, were you spying on me the whole time?"

"I am always watching you Swan but I couldn't let you offer my services to the vampires when I am needed by your side. But I know of someone more than willing to assist Rosalie and her mate." Michael replied.

"Could you be anymore cryptic?"

"Yes." He quipped.

"Well discussion for another day. I need to get back to my other boys. Good to see you haven't completely abandoned me. Race you back to the house?"

"I believe it might be prudent to explain what you are about to do to your vampire first. I would help but you know how he doesn't like me near you or him." He stated haughtily.

"Jasper baby I know this is going to seem weird but grab those bags we are going back to the house in about 30 seconds."

"How exactly are we doin' that Darlin'?" He asked.

"Teleportation, now come on."

He started stuttering adorably but I wasn't about to delay our departure further. My boys needed me. I felt the surge of energy in my belly and could hear Jasper whimpering. There was a whoosh of air and the scene around us started to blur, but we quickly reappeared back in my room at the Forks house. Jasper was visibly shaking and I pulled the bags out of his hands. His eyes were clenched shut and he was whimpering again. Before I could ask how he was my two other boys came barreling through the door. Of course they destroyed the frame in the process, now I needed a new door and frame.

"Bean!"

"Sweetheart!"

Oh they're being cute again!

"One moment boys I need to make sure Jasper is okay before we can get reacquainted. Okay?"

They both just nodded their heads animatedly. Jasper was finally taking a look around the room and then himself. I'm guessing to make sure everything was in the right place on his body. What did he think this was an episode of Star Trek and the transporters were going to scramble his molecules or something! Men, they're so strange.

"Jasper honey I need to spend some time with the boys now. Are you okay now that we are home?"

"Don't ever do that to me again? It's not right for a vampire to disappear from one spot and magically appear some place else. I love you Precious but I will punish you if you send me somewhere like that again." He growled.

"Would you rather I teleported and then left you there to find your own way back?"

"No!" He whined.

"Well then I suggest you get over it and give me some time with the boys. Remember our bet? I'll change it to one whole day if you stop complaining right now."

"Fine." He grumbled before stomping out of my room past his two smirking brothers.

I was just about to get reacquainted with the boys when I heard a loud growl from downstairs. The boys looked a mixture of scared and ecstatic at the same time. What did they do now?! As if to answer my question in storms Jasper looking feral except for the fact that he was holding several hot pink items! What in the world is this all about?!

"They did this! All of it, ruined! I'm going to kill both of you!" Jasper growled before stalking towards us.

I threw up my shield and quickly turned towards Em and Edward.

"What on Earth did you do? Why is he holding pink books and clothes?"

"Well we uh -" Emmett stuttered.

Edward just rocked on his heels and stared at the floor.

"They ruined everything! It took years to amass that collection, some of which are my own personal belongings and they ruined all of it." He bellowed.

"Okay, I'm assuming these belong to you and they didn't start off hot pink so they painted everything in your room pink?!" I questioned.

While nodding Jasper beg me to lower my shield while Edward promised me the moon and stars not to lower it.

"Precious please, I need to kill them or even maim them just a little. Please let me hurt them." Jasper begged. Frick and Frack of course were violently shaking their heads no.

"Take me to your room so I can see the damage." I sighed.

I walked through the shield leaving them safe in my room while Jasper picked me up and ran to his room. He set me down at the door and the whiff of fresh paint was enough to strangle a person. I swear to things holy they had to have used about 100 gallons of paint to cover everything in this room. It looked like the inside of a Pepto Bismol bottle. Sweet Goddess this took time and planning. Who would seriously sell this much paint to two insanely gorgeous men that are obviously not gay without questioning what they were using it for?

I picked up one of the books on the shelf and opened it finding it to be a first edition of War and Peace. They seriously wanted him to kill them. How could they do such a thing. Oh well guess I have to fix it myself. Can't let Jasper kill my other two before I even get a chance to be with them. Quickly and quietly I mumbled a reversal spell until all the items were back to normal and the paint was neatly packed back in the cans. Something tells me that I have my work cut out for me. Good thing I no longer sleep.

Jasper stood at the door with his jaw hanging wide open and as I walked past him I shut it.

"Give me the rest of the evening alone time with them and your punishment from the bet is then revoked." I said as I walked back to my room.

Walking back into my room I slowly undressed in front of the boys while never letting the shield fall. I walked into my bathroom to take a nice long bath. I could hear them whimpering and asking to come watch me but I was done for the next half hour and just wanted to soak.

After finally getting out of the bath I changed into the cheerleader costume Em likes so much and walked back to the boys.

"You are both lucky that I fixed that pink nightmare in his room. You have the rest of the evening with me before his punishment is up so come on let's play some Call of Duty or something."

They both rushed towards me Edward of course being faster. When we finally settled down in the living room to play Edward still holding me to his chest took a deep breath before speaking.

"Sweetheart, you still smell like him!"

Ugh! Boys.


Hello my lovelies, sorry this took so long. Inspiration is not quite there and the ideas I have are stuck in my head. Takes me a bit to get them out to paper, so to speak.

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