Dinnertime

At what looks like the dinner table, Lincoln was eating dinner quietly as while he was Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a hotdog which he noticed and pushed away before asking. "Would you cut it out?" When he begins to continue eating, Lola also not only pokes him but also smacks him with a hotdog too which he pushed away and asked. "Come on, man! Stop!"

Instead of listening the twins continued hitting him with the hotdogs before he shouted. "I said cut it out!" It is then revealed that he's having dinner at the Kiddie Table with his five younger sisters who are Lucy, the twins, Lisa, and Lily, who are messing around at the table while he gets up and to goes to the fridge to get milk for himself, as while he's pouring it he then said to himself.

"I can't believe to most families, the 'Kiddie Table' is something you only see at holidays, in a family as big as mine, it's part of everyday life."

After he finished pouring he then looks over at the Grownup Table and sees Leni and Luna who were looking back at him as they smiled and waved to him as he did the same back with a smile before going back to the Kiddie Table, when he sat down Lana then poked his arm making him look at her seeing her cheeks puffed up as she asked. "Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood?" She then sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of food on it as she then said.

"See? Food! Bleeeeegh!" After saying that Lola then looked over at their older sister and said smiling. "Hey, Lucy!" She then sticks two French fries in between her teeth and acts like a vampire holding two ketchup condiments as she said trying to sound like Dracula. "I Vant To Suck Your Blood!"

She then squirts the two ketchups which she and the others noticed got ketchup all over Lincoln's face which they began smearing their fries on it to get some ketchup, before he stops them and says while rubbing the ketchup off his face. "For gosh sakes, you guys, cut it out!" Once all the ketchup was off his face he then groans and says to himself in his thoughts. "It's not right, Leni, Luna and our three sisters get to sit at the grownup table with Mom and Dad, while I'm stuck here with our five younger sisters." After saying that he then begins to get ready to eat the broccoli he had on his fork before Lucy smacks it off the fork before telling him. "How can you eat that broccoli when you know how much it suffered to get here?" He looked confused at her and then told her.

"Uh, Lucy...Broccoli doesn't feel pain." When he told her she then rebelled what he said and said. "Oh, no?" She then began to shove the piece of broccoli into his face while telling him. "Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln! Listen To It!" After telling him he soon then screams in frustration and agony, much to the shock of his younger sisters before telling them all. "Can't I Just Eat My Dinner In Peace?!"

"Did you say peas?"

After Lana said that she then jokingly flings peas at him, which blocks with his plate, causing them to bounce off and onto Lisa's face which she didn't like as which it made Lola laughs at, after that she then said after wiping her glasses. "Oh, you wanna play? Let's play." She then brings out a tiny catapult and launches mashed potatoes only to hit Lincoln, much to Lana's surprise, as she then said.

"My calibration seems to have been off by about sixteen degrees." Lana hits Lisa with her hotdog before saying with a smile. "Mine wasn't." While they were having a food fight, their Brother looked at the Grownup Table again and smiled imagining himself at the grownup table, sitting with Leni and Luna while they and everyone else there is dressed in fancy attire as everything around them's decorated and exquisite, while sitting there he makes a joke saying.

"So, I said to the Prime Minister, "Two breads are better than one!"

Everyone then begins to laugh at his joke before Luan said happily. "Your comedy is so mature. Just like you." She and everyone then raises their glasses to propose a toast to him before Lori said. "To Lincoln! He puts the 'grownup' in 'grownup table'!" After saying that everyone then said.

"To Lincoln!" After saying that he then begins to blows kisses to them starting with Leni and Luna only for the food fight to come and ruin his fantasy, which was the last straw, he got up and said to them. "That's it! I don't belong here! I'm gonna go ask to join the grownup table!" After telling the 5 that they then began to laugh knowing he won't be able to get in, while their laughing, Lola, Lana, Lucy then each said. "Ha!" "Good luck." "You really think they're gonna let you?" Soon after Lucy said that Lily, Lisa, the Twins then said. "Oooooooh!"

When they finished he then suddenly imagines everyone at the grownup table except his Gf and Mom/Gf laughing at his request to join them which causes his younger sisters to laugh as well, as while they laughed he then said to them. "You'll see. I'm gonna make it to the grownup table and leave all you children behind." He was then stopped when he got hit in the face by mashed potatoes again

Morning in Lincoln's room

Inside his room he was with his friend Clyde who came over to help him as while they were inside the room he then said to him. "Well, Lincoln, you've come to the right place, as an only child, I've been at the grownup table my whole life." When he told him that he then asked him. "So, you think you can help me?" Clyde smiled and said.

"Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex?" After telling him that his responds was a confused and eyebrow raised look on his face, which made Clyde tell him. "That's a grownup table joke, you don't get it now, but you will soon, now, don't worry, I have a sure-fire program that'll get your family to stop seeing you as a kid."

When he sat down Lincoln smiled and then said happily. "And start seeing me as a grownup!" He soon then [notices Clyde's sitting on top of his favorite plush toy and said while he got and held onto it. "Careful! You're giving Bun-Bun an ouchie!" While he protectively holds Bun-Bun, his friend looked at him confused before saying. "Okay now it's time to begin with Phase 1, act like a Grownup."

Later Downstairs, Training By Clyde, Phase One: Act Like A Grownup

Inside the kitchen Lori, Luna, Luan, and Lynn are in it while they're in their pajamas and groggy trying to enjoy their coffee, while they were Lincoln then enters the room and the said with a smile. "Good morning, everybody! Ah, nothing like that first cup of morning joe." He picks up a cup of coffee and then smells it before saying. "Ah, mountain grown." He soon then takes a sip but then spits it out disliking the taste.

He then notices the coffee had spat all over his sisters who looked at him, now a bit soaked in coffee, while they did he then turns to Clyde who then gives him a thumbs-up for doing his best.

Later back upstairs in Lincoln's room

As Lincoln was back inside his room, Clyde along with Lori, Leni, Luna were inside as well wanting to know what they were doing, which they explained when they went back into his room, while inside he looked and noticed his Mom Luna was still wiping some coffee off her face from before which he noticed and said. "Mom, sorry about before, I didn't mean to get you and the others covered in coffee."

When he told her she then smiled and told him. "It's okay son, accidents like that happened, besides we know your doing it so it you can be at the Grownup Table with us, and that's sweet." After she finished he then smiled at her and then looked back at his friend before asking. "So, what's next Clyde?"

"Hm...We're still on Phase One for this, you just need to take care of three more Grownup like things and your ready for the next Phase."

When he told him, he then smiled and said. "Cool, what's should I do next for the last three parts of Phase One?" When he asked him he then asked. "Is there anyone watching TV downstairs?" After Clyde asked they all then shook their heads or said. "No." As a answer before Lori said smiling. "But that's okay, I have a plan to help you Brother, and it'll involve me and Leni for the TV." When she said that Leni smiled and said.

"Cool." After that they then began getting ready for the next part to soon finish off Phase One.

Soon downstairs

In the living Lori and Leni were both on the couch pretending to watch TV as Lori's texting on her phone and Leni's filing her nails, while pretending to do that Lincoln then enters reading a newspaper, while doing that he then said to them. "Hey, guys. There's a really interesting article in here about how kids are maturing faster these days. They say 11 is the new 15."

The two then take a quick glance at him with a smile and go back to what they were doing, while pretending, he then then turns on the TV to a White House press conference before continuing. "Ooh, the House is debating the new highways bill. This should be fascinating." After he finished Lori then asked. "Are you feeling okay?" He smiled and then told her.

"Me? Never felt better. Though the back's a little stiff. Getting older ain't easy. Am I right, ladies?"

After doing that they then looked up at the stairs where Clyde who's the one texting his Gf, and Luna are at as they were listening and watching them as they gave them a thumbs up, going down the stairs before he said to them with a grin. "That as excellent you two, now that you've helped Lincoln with the first one, now it's time to go to the next two and then Phase Two." After saying that they then smiled and began to head back up to the bedroom, but while they did Lori looked at her little sister and said smiling. "Good job pretending for Lincoln Leni, that was perfect."

When she said that Leni then looked confused at her and then said before asking confused. "Thanks, but what's pretending?" After she asked she along Clyde, Luna, Lincoln then noticed that she didn't pretend as she forgot what they were doing, as after that they were then back inside the room, waiting for something to happen to finish Phase One.

Minutes later

In the hallway upstairs both the Twins Lola and Lana were both were doing a little tug of war over this rope they wanted to use as while they were fighting for it they each said to each other while pulling. "I was using it first!" "Nuh-uh! I was!" "Give it to me!" "You clearly took it away from me!" After Lana said that Lynn Sr. then arrived at the bottom of the stairs and shouted their names before asking.

"Lola! Lana! What's going on?"

When he asked, Lincoln then showed up in between his little sisters and then said to him before saying to the two fighting for the rope. "Don't worry, Dad. I got this. Now, children, if you can't share the jump rope, then neither of you gets to use it." He then pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts the jump rope into two making Lola and Lana fly away from the opposite direction of each other, after that he then said to him.

"Heh, kids. They just don't get it, huh, Dad?" Lynn Sr. then scratches his head in confusion and walks away, but soon as he did the twins jumped in the air and piled onto Lincoln and began beating him up for ruining their jump rope that they wanted to use.

Later outside the bathroom

Lincoln was outside of it holding a can of shaving and a razor blade while waiting for Luan who's in the bathroom, while waiting he smiled and then said for her to hear as she was beginning to leave the bathroom. "Ah, nothing like a nice, smooth face to start the day." After he said that Luan walks out of the bathroom and then said with a smile. "Um...It, sure is?" After saying that she then continued walking by as she has no idea what he's talking about, but after she walked away he then said smiling. "Yup!"

He then prepares to shave himself as he walked into the bathroom, got himself onto the step and looked at the mirror placing shaving cream on his face before getting ready to shave, but soon as he was done he then went to the door of Leni and Lori's room where they decided to go at for now for the 2nd Phase as Luna and Leni gasped when Lincoln opened the door, revealing he has cut himself a lot in his attempt and placed shreds of toilet paper on the cuts he has.

"Maybe I shouldn't have used the razor Rita shaves her legs with." When he said that the two then went over to him as Luna then said to him. "Don't worry son, me and Leni will be right back with the first aid kit." After saying that they then left the room and then came back into it with the first aid kit they brought and began to sit him on the turquoise bed before healing his cuts with cotton that has rubbing alcohol on it and some small bandages as Clyde then said smiling.

"Our plan is working. You're showing your family that you belong at the grownup table, now comes Phase 2, how to act once you get there."

Minutes later, Phase Two: Advanced Table Manners

In the same room Clyde, Lori, Leni and Luna have set up cardboard dummies of their 2 sisters Luan and Lynn, and Lynn Sr. and Rita to practice with, when it was all setup with them sitting at the simulated Grownup Table Clyde then told his friend. "This is the grownup table simulator. Now, show me your salad fork." Lincoln then nodded and grabs a fork as a wild guess before asking him curiously.

"This one?"

His friend then blasts an air horn and then tells him. "Wrong. That's your dinner fork. Now, have some bread." After asking, Lincoln accidentally grabs the piece of bread on the Lori plate, which the air horn is blown again before he told him. "Wrong! You just ate Lori's bread!" After saying that he then began flirting with Lori who blushed as he said. "Don't worry, beautiful. I'll share my buns with you." When he said that Lori then smiled and said. "Aw...That's so nice of you." After saying that they then began kissing each other before Lincoln blows the horn at them as they looked seeing Leni and Luna looking at them too before he said.

"Lori, Clyde!"

After getting them to remember what they're doing right now they then let go of each other blushing a bit as he then said. "Sorry. Where were we?" After asking and then soon being told what their doing the training then resumes on, while it did Lincoln then looked at the cardboard cutout of Lynn and then asked. "So, Lynn...How about those Republicans?" Lori then blows the horn and then tells him.

"Wrong, you never talk politics at the Grownup Table! Again." After telling him he then begins to think before saying something else. "Um...We can really use some rain?" Leni then makes a bell chimes showing that he did good, as after that they were then now using flash cards as while they were he read each of them as he showed him. "Soup spoon. Salad fork. Butter knife. Dessert plate. A...Picture of Lori, bottomless?"

Clyde then realizes it was the gift from her a few days ago and puts it away and said. "Oh! How'd that get in there?" Soon on after the cards, Lincoln's preparing himself with his friends dressed as a boxing trainer as he then said to him. "You're making great strides. You feel it? Keep it up! You got heart, kid!"

"Yeah, yeah! I'm all grown up!"

After telling him as Lori, Leni, Luna watched, Clyde then told him with a smile. "Not yet. You have one last step and that's Phase 3, Look like a grownup."

Minutes Later, Phase Three: look like a Grownup

After some suiting up and grooming, Lincoln was ready as while he was Clyde then smiled along with Lori, Leni, Luna as he said. "I think my work here is done. Ready for the grownup table, big guy?" When he asked him he then smiled and asked him. "Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex?" After saying that they then all laughed before stopping when he said. "I still don't get it." After saying that Clyde then said.

"Us neither." After saying that Lincoln, Leni, Luna then began leave the bedroom ready to get him into the Grownup table..

Later at Dinnertime

As Lynn Sr. Rita, Lynn and Luan were at the Grownup Table with Leni and Luna sitting on the sides of the end of the table as Lincoln approaches the grownup table and said to the four as his Gf and Mom/Gf watched happily. "Good evening. I have something I'd like to say!"

After shouting he gets everyone's attention, except Lori who's upstairs in her room with Clyde who's banging her as they were both laying on her bed as she was bottomless while he's banging her which was making her blush a lot and also moan, as while their doing that continuing until their both done, Lincoln began reading his speech to the table and said.

"There comes a time in every kid's life when he's ready to put away childish things and make that big leap into the adult world."

Before he finished Lynn then said impatient. "Get to the point." When she asked he then said. "Okay." He then takes a deep breath and said quickly. "I don't think I should sit at the kiddie table anymore. I want to sit at the grownup table with you."

When he finished he then grins while everyone stares at him, but while they do Lori then showed up and sat her table with her hair a bit messy as she looked and waved without the others knowing to Clyde who waved back to her sniffing her undies she gave to him before putting them in his pocket before leaving, when he left, Lynn Sr. said.

"Well...I think he's ready." After saying that his wife agreed and said. "So do I." The others then began agreeing with a smile as while they did Lincoln then looked at his Gf and Mom/Gf and asked. "Mom, Dad, can I sit right here please with Leni and Luna?" When he asked the two then nodded as he then said happily. "Yes! WOO HOO!" When he threw his fists in the air he accidently tears up part of his suit from cheering, which made Lynn Sr. ask. "Is that my suit?!"

Minutes later

As Lincoln's now sitting at the grownup table with his Gf and Mom/Gf and older sisters, and Lynn Sr. and Rita, he was then handed tonight's dish which he was slightly disgusted in before asking. "Liver? I thought we were having chicken nuggets." When he asked Rita then told him. "That's just for the younger kids, honey. At the grownup table, we eat grownup food."

After she tells him he then does a fake smile before saying. "And thank goodness for that!" He then hands the liver over to Luna and picks up a fork and says happily "Liver fork!" After saying that, everyone stares at him and he just starts eating, eventually, the conversation they start, except Leni and Luna gets a little boring for the three of them as Rita asked.

"So, Lynn, how did you do on your math test today?"

When she asked, Lynn then said. "Good, Mom. I think I really nailed those integers." After she told her, Lynn Sr. then asked Luan. "So, Luan, how's it going as a Birthday Party entertainer?" When he asked she then told him, a bit confused. "Um...It's okay, as usual." When she finished Lincoln then smiled and then said, trying to beat the boredom. "Hey! I heard a funny joke today." Before he continued Luan then told him.

"We don't tell jokes at the grownup table." After telling him, Luna then said with a hint of sadness in her tone. "Or sing, brah." After saying that, he along with her and Leni began to now feel even more bored after what they were just told now or before as they and hears their younger sisters over by the kiddie table having fun as they were singing together happily. "Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you-" After Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy sung that son Lana then makes fart noises with her arm and they all have a good laugh, which made Leni, Luna smile as their Bf or Son/Bf slightly chuckles before Lynn Sr. asked, hearing the chuckle. "Something funny, Lincoln?" After asking He looked at him and then said. "Not at this table."

Minutes later

As the conversation was still going on, Lynn Sr. then said. "So, it turns out we didn't need the service call in the first place, the darn copier was just unplugged." When he said that, Rita then laughs and then said. "How about that?"

Minutes later

Lincoln, Leni, Luna were looking over at their younger sisters table as they were all having sundaes for dessert, giving their brother hope that there's one thing to look forward to at the grownup table before Rita then said to them all. "Okay...You're all excused." When she told them, he then became confused and asked calmly. "Uh, Mother...I believe you forgot something. Dessert?"

"Oh, that's just for the younger kids."

When she said that, he then said trying to pretend to smile. "Seriously, who needs the extra calories?" When he said that, Lynn Sr. then said to him. "That's right, son. Say, how does it feel sitting at the ol' grownup table, huh?" When he asked him he then said to him disappointed. "It's everything I dreamed it would be."

Later at bedtime

In Lincoln's room he along with Leni and Luna were inside while he was calling Clyde on his Walkie-Talkie, but while he was he spoke to him. "Clyde! The grownup table is a nightmare! I didn't realize how good I had it at the kiddie table! I gotta get back." When he told Clyde he then told him. "Negative, Lincoln. You can't ask to leave now. Next time you ask your family for something, they won't take you seriously. Is that what you want?"

After he asked he then told him after looking at his Gf and Mom/Gf. "No, but-" Before he continued Clyde stopped and then told him. "Now I gotta run. My parents and I are doing our taxes!" After that he then leaves, when he does Lincoln then sighed and looked at Leni and Luna before saying. "What are we going to do?" When he asked, the two then looked at each other as they looked back at him before Leni said. "We don't know Lincoln, we want to help you get back to the Kiddie Table." After she said that, Luna then said. "But if we do that, then you won't be sitting with us anymore." When they told them he then nodded and said.

"I know, but there's go to be a way for the three of us to go back to it together." After saying that he then began to think before smiling as he then looked at the two and then said. "I got it! Leni, Mom would you like to hear it?" When he asked, they both then smiled and then said. "Sure Lincoln." "Sure Son."

After that they then went over to him as he then began to say. "Okay here's the plan." He then began to tell them it as they began to smile, liking the idea, as they continued until it was time for bed.

Next night, at Dinnertime

At the Grownup Table the 5 and Lynn Sr. and Rita were eating before Lincoln showed up and said happily. "Lincoln Loud in the house! Where my grownups at?" Leni and Luna then smiled as while they did he began to play with his silverware while saying. "Are you ready to chow?" the others at the table then stare at his behavior confused before he puts pieces of asparagus between his teeth before saying silly. "I vant to suck your blood!"

After saying that, Rita then asked. "Lincoln! Please don't do that!"

He then Lincoln wipes the asparagus from his mouth and takes Luan's piece of bread which she looked at him and said. "Hey, that's mine!" When she told him he then asked before saying. "Was it? Hey, Lori. You like seafood? See, food? BLEEEEEGH!" He sticks his tongue out with mushed up bread on it, which disgusted her as she said. "Ugh, Gross!" After that he then began talking with his mouth full as pieces of food gush out. "Hey! How about those republicans?"

"Ugh! Say it, don't spray it!" When Lynn told him that he then said to her. "I didn't hear the magic word...Peas!" He then flings peas at her which made her start to give in before saying. "Oh, it is on!" Before she did anything she holds back and tells him. "I mean...Grow up." After telling him he then said before singing. "Good grub, Dad. It reminds me of a song. Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you-"

He then farts on cue before saying. "Everybody now!" He then continued before Lynn Sr. got fed up with it and said. "Lincoln Loud, that is enough!" After saying that, Rita then said, also fed up. "I thought you were ready for the grownup table, but clearly, you are not." After telling him he then smiles and said. "You're a tough lady, Mom, but fair. Laters!" After saying that he then leaves, but as he did his Gf and Mom/Gf looked at each other and nod before Luna said.

"Um...Dad, Mom, can we go and sit with Lincoln at the Kiddie Table too?" When she asked with Leni nodding the two looked confused before Rita asked. "Why do you two want to go sit at the Kiddie Table too?" When she asked Leni then told her. "Because...We dared Lincoln to do some of that." When they told them they then began thinking before Lynn Sr. said.

"Okay, you can go and sit at the Kiddie table too for daring your brother for doing that, it's not Grownup appropriate."

After telling them they then smiled before they left their tables and went to the Kiddie table as when they were behind Lincoln he then smiled and said. "Hey, guys! I'm back along with Leni and Luna!" After saying that they were then hit by mashed potatoes and rubs it off before smiling as Leni said. "Ah, it's good to be home. As when they began to sit down Luna then said. "It's the Kiddie Table Leni."

"Oh." When she finished Lincoln then asked. "What did I miss? Let's...Ketchup!" He along with the other two pick up and squirt ketchup at their younger sisters as they all laughed and get hit by potatoes three times, they all begin a food fight to celebrate Lincoln's return along with Leni and Luna before Lynn pops in on them and said happily. "Hey...Can I join you guys?"

They nod before her little Brother said. "Sure, the more, the merrier." She then sits and says. "Oh. I never knew it was possible to make it out of the grownup table." They then began to stare to their left to see Lori, and Luan as Lori then asked. "Psst! Can we join, too?" the ones at the Kiddie Table then nodded as they too joined and are also happy to be at the kiddie table as they pull in chairs and sit down altogether.

"Wow! Chicken nuggets! I haven't seen these in years!" After Luan said that she then gets hit by mashed potatoes as they all engaged in a big food fight, altogether at the kiddie table laughing with joy, while they did Lincoln then said to his Gf and Mom/Gf. "There really is no rush to get to the grownup table. It's gonna happen eventually, so in the meantime, might as well enjoy being a kid." After that they then continued.

While they did Lynn Sr. and Rita see them having fun at the Kiddie Table and smiled before Lynn Sr. said happily. "Finally, a little peace and quiet." After saying that Rita then flings peas at her husband and said smiling.

"Did you say peas?" They both then began laughing as they too began enjoying their time at their table while the others enjoyed their time at the Kiddie Table.