I smiled and turned to face the two insurance girls with a large smile on my face. I had been waiting for this episode for so long, it made me wonder how many more days till we next ran into them again. Vash was good company, we had some pretty cool chats along the way but never anything… Deep. Not that I expected him to open up or anything. Most of our journey was spent in silence, so it would be nice to have other people to chat with.

"It's the insurance girls, are you working?" He asked. Milly nodded and smiled, tilting her head to the side. "Oh yes, working hard!" I smiled at her, knowing exactly what they had just been talking about. "Hmm, well, your company must be very proud of you. Keep up the good work!" "Okay mister Vash, we will!" Vash smiled and raised his hand in a wave, walking away with his bag in hand. "See you around ladies!" I internally combusted at his expression.

'He's so freaking cute! Meryl, why you no blush!?'
I mentally cried out.

I turned back to the girls and smiled. Milly smiled back. "Hi miss Felix! Keep an eye on mister Vash will you?" I smiled and nodded. "Of course, I always do!" With an over exaggerated bow I skipped off after the blonde gunman.

Not too long after we saw the insurance girls I noticed Vash sneeze and mutter while rubbing his nose "I think I caught a cold." I snickered, knowing what the cause of that was. Not two seconds later I sneezed and tilted my head in confusion.

'What did they say about me?' I put on my sad face. I then whipped my head around at a sudden realization. 'Oh God, move out of the-!' I didn't finish my thought because a drunken man slammed into Vash, who slammed into me. I yelped and fell to the ground with an "Oomph!" Shaking my head to clear the dizziness I heard the drunkard mutter. "Damn, that really hurt. Huh?" He glanced up and spotted Vash, trying to get out of the Tomas food. He then glanced towards me and I blinked, pointing to Vash in a "Don't look at me! I didn't do anything- YOU HAVE NO PROOF!" Manner. At least that's how I perceived it.

Vash managed to pull himself out of the Tomas food and gasped for air before sighing. The drunkard called out to him, his voice slurred with the alcohol. "Hey, over here buddy!" Vash lifted his head at the sound and glanced around for the owner of the voice. "I'm talkin to you pal, you bump into someone an you ain' got nothin to say for yourself? Huh!?"

Vash was at a loss for words. "Eh-uh-uh hi… Catch you later?" He laughed nervously and began trying to crawl away towards safety. AKA, behind me. I was like his freaking meat shield! Vash halted when he felt the guy grab his shoulder. The drunkard fake groaned in pain. "Oh my friggen shoulder hurts cause you slammed into me back there." He made more pained noises before quieting down.

"How bout buyin me a drink?" Vash's jaw dropped. "I dun expect any money here, I just want you ta buy me a drink." The blonde shook his head rapidly and tried crawling away. "No,no,no,no,no…" I discreetly pulled out the little white box and began recording. "Hey, dun be shy!"

The drunkard promptly pounced on the gunman, the two of them looking like two cats, one wants to play while the other is thinking "RAAAPE!"

Vash began flailing around while I laughed, feeling only slightly sorry for him at the moment. The drunkard kept begging for a drink while Vash tried to get him off. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO ME!? STOP!" I got dirty thoughts and snickered evilly. "That's what she said~!" I giggled. Other people began to gather around and watch, so I stood up and joined the crowd.

My ears perked up slightly when I heard Meryl's voice. "Ugh that's disgusting, just ignore them." Vash looked to them for help, seeing as I wasn't doing anything. "HEY INSURANCE GIRLS!" He tried to use a thrust to throw the clingy man off to no avail. "HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING I NEED YOUR HELP! HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!?" He closed his eyes with anime tears floating away.

The drunkard grinned and pulled back. "How bout a make-up kiss brother?" He did just that and the blonde froze in disgust and horror while the man's face turned green. Just before he threw up I walked up and yanked him off the helpless gunman with ease, making him spray his chunks over the dirt rather than the innocent blonde. I didn't even flinch at the disgusting display while everyone else winced and grimaced.

Vash stared up at me with wide eyes before laying his head down and giving a sigh of relief. "Thanks Felix." I chuckled. "You're welcome, but we do need to buy him a drink." Vash choked and sat up. "W-what!? Why!?" I shrugged. "I get the feeling it's supposed to happen." He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Alright…"