Five times Roy has helped the guys with girl problems, once were the guys question Roy how he knows so much about girls:

1. Dick came running into Roy's house, nearly knocking the archer over.

"Whoa, what's going on?" Roy questioned as Dick ran to a window and peered out.

"Good, I wasn't followed." he said closing the blinds.

"What are you talking about?" Roy asked.

"It's Vanessa, she's been hormonal all day, one second she wants to hold my hand, then next she's yelling about how I'm on the computer all the time." Dick explained looking out the window again.

"And you came here why?"

"Cause if she finds me then she'll have to go through you first." Dick said sarcastically.

"She's probably just on her period, but don't ask if she is, she'll kick your ass if she is or not, just get her a bar of chocolate or something and try to keep her happy, if she freaks out at anyone or anything, just calm her down and all will be fine," Roy replied simply then pushed Dick out the door, "And if she hasn't killed you by tomorrow, call me."

"Dude, thanks for your help." Dick said before walking out the door.

"Anytime." Roy waved.

2. Wally walked into Roy's apartment, through himself on the couch and sighed.

"What's up?" Roy questioned.

"Megan doesn't know I'm alive, I try to flirt with her but all she cares about is freakin' Superboy." Wally growled.

"Well dude, if she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you, and if you bug her too much about, she might never like you at all." Roy replied sympathetically.

"But who doesn't like me, I'm Kid Flash for crying out loud." Wally groaned.

"There are a lot of girls out there, maybe some girl likes you and you just don't know yet." Roy offered a smile.

"Well, Jayne was giving me that look yesterday." Wally said hopefully.

"There ya go, maybe she likes you, you never know." Roy replied.

"Thanks dude." Wally sighed.

"No problem.

3. "AHHH!" Dick had been screaming since he enter Roy's apartment.

"Hey, calm down, Dick, the neighbors are gonna think I'm trying to kill you or something." Roy said running to the living room, trying to slap his friend back to reality.

"Date. Vanessa. Tonight. Dinner. Her family. I'm. Screwed...AHHH!" Dick stuttered, than screamed, winning him a slap to the face, "Thank you, I needed that."

"Well isn't her dad already cool with you?" Roy asked.

"Yeah, but now she and I are dating, I want to make a better impression." Dick replied.

"All you have to do is stay on his good side, and by the end of the night, if you made Vanessa smile, you're in the clear," Roy replied, "Now get home and get ready, you have to look good."

"Roy, you're a lifesaver." Dick smiled as he ran from the house.

"I know I am."

4. Dick entered Roy's apartment with a look on his face that just screamed 'I'm a goner.'

"What happened?" Roy asked looking up from the apple he was cutting.

"I did something bad." Dick said completely monotone.

"How bad like bad as in you'll laugh about it later or bad as in we'll laugh at you in nine months bad?" Roy asked preparing to hear the worst.

"Bad as in I forgot Van and my anniversary and now she's pissed." Dick answered.

"Well just explain you forgot, get her some flowers, and take her out to dinner." Roy said getting back to his apple.

"Tried that."

"And...?"

"Epic fail."

"Well, you're a good singer, just write her a song, stand under her window and sing to her."

"And if that doesn't work."

"Don't give up." Was all Roy said. Somehow that helped.

5. Dick had patched things up with Vanessa, but Wally still couldn't bring himself to ask Jayne out.

"She's out of my league, she's too pretty for me, I'll never be with her." Wally complained.

"Not true man, you just have to ask her." Roy said patting his back.

"And if she says no?"

"Then she says no, not the end of the world." Roy assured him.

"Alright, I guess I'll try." Wally replied before getting up to leave.

6. When ever the guys had girl problems, they'd go straight to Roy for help. Though, after awhile they began to wonder how he knew so much about girls. So one day they asked him.

"Roy, why do you know so much about girls?" Dick asked sitting next to his friend who was reading a book.

"I don't know." He replied.

"I think you do." Wally said mockingly.

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too!" Both boys chimed.

'How do we know that even a book, you could be hiding a Martha Stuart magazine or something." Wally said trying to grab the book.

"ALRIGHT, FINE, the reason why I know so much about girls is cause, GA is freakin' rich, he had a lot of women over." Roy said before throwing the book down and leaving his spot on the couch. Just then a magazine fell out of the book. Both boys examined it as smirks formed at the corners of their mouths.

"Well, Wally, you were wrong, but I guess Pottery Barn is much worse."

A/N: Really Roy, Pottery Barn? Lol Hope you like it, Thanks for reading!