Meerrrp, so... yeah. Sorry about last time. I was having a little dance session with me, myself, & I. :D But nao i iz back! & with a new chappie! hazaaa!
I made Uo & Hana's little visit a bit the same as the anime because I didn't really want to change anything! Although, I tried to make it my own as well, so it wouldn't be boring. :b ENJOY~ Kitsumi, take it away! *points to her; spotlight directs towards her*
Disclaimer: Shadow does not own Fruits Basket. Only Maria the great and Sam the awesome.
"So these are my friends, Arisa Uotani and Saki Hanajima!"
"Hey!" Uo gave a slight wave.
"A pleasure." Hana said right after.
"Welcome, welcome," Shigure chuckled slightly, "Please, make yourselves right at home!"
"Such a cliche..." Sam muttered, lying on her stomach and playing with a leaf she found.
"Say, it's Shigure, right? This is your place? So what do you do to pay the rent around here?" Uo asked, slightly curious.
...Time for some perverted books! Yippee. Sam thought sarcastically.
"Oh, me? I'm a writer. Well, a novelist actually."
"Did you say you're a novelist?!" Tohru stood up, accidentally hitting a bottle of brown liquid.
Putting the bottle back up, Sam tsked, "Tohru, Tohru. You seemed so surprised. And please be careful. You're going to hurt my commoner coffee."
"Sorry." Tohru bowed.
"This is the first she's heard of it." Hana said, seeming to be quite a bit disappointed.
"Yeah, Shishi. Tohru had no idea." Sam rolled her eyes at Shigure.
"What was it, again? Fine literature?" Yuki and the rest turned their attention to Shigure.
"Uh-huh! That's right! This sort of story..." before Shigure could hold up the wrong novel, Sam covered Maria's eyes.
The wolf glared while everyone else (not including Maria) stared with horrified looks. Maria just asked what was going on. She didn't know what was happening because when she watched this part on her laptop with Sam, her older sister covered her eyes.
"You damn pervert!" Sam gave a menacing growl.
"Oh sorry, my mistake! This is the real one! This, right here, was something I just did for fun." Shigure grinned with his eyes closed, holding up a green book along with the pink one.
"So that makes it okay to write that dime-store smutt?!" Uo yelled, her hair frizzled up.
"You're a sicko, you know that?!" Kyo and Sam yelled, each one hissing or sneering at the dog.
"What were you thinking..." anyone could practically see a sweat drop from Yuki's forehead.
"Wow! I think that's amazing! I mean, to think that I actually know someone who's important as a novelist!" Tohru exclaimed, clasping her hands together.
Bless her soul. She's not acting berserk about this all. Sam gave a tiny smile.
"Please don't inflate his ego, Ms. Honda."
"Pft, like his head could get any bigger."
"I'll go make us some cake!" Maria stood up, bowed and left to go in the kitchen, seeing how she wanted to do something productive.
Uo turned to the new girls, followed by Hana, "Say, who are you two?"
Jumping up, the wolf gave a peace sign and said, "Yo! I'm Sam Moone. I've transferred to your school and that little barbie doll-"
"I AM NOT A BARBIE DOLL."
"I mean, that little I'm-not-a-barbie-doll-"
"BECAUSE I'M NOT A BARBIE DOLL!"
"STOP GODDAMN INTERRUPTING ME," Sam yelled, facing the kitchen. Turning back, she gave a warm smile, "She's Maria Nite. She's my sister and one year younger than me."
"She's also on her period." the black-haired girl whispered, a mischievous look on her face.
"I AM NOT!"
"I'm just kidding!" the wolf shook her head, mouthing, "I am not."
Uo gave a small smile while Shigure asked the two on how they met Tohru.
Sam tuned them out until she heard the dog's comment on Uo being... 'spunky.'
The wolf rolled her eyes, "Da frack, you dog."
"You sick bastard." Kyo stared with disbelief.
Hana had commented on Shigure's perverted book, which scared him at first, thinking that the physi would have shocked him. Tohru, being the happy little girl she was, excused herself to get something.
Shigure asked Hana how she had met Tohru, which he quickly regretted. So, he ran for his life.
That damn dog.Sam rolled her eyes, thinking almost the same things as the rat and cat.
Uo started to tell her story on how she met Tohru, which Sam wasn't paying much attention to. She already knew the whole shabang, so she didn't want to bother listening to it again.
"I mean, that she would even think she'd had to go through all of this trouble by herself. Maybe she doesn't think she can count on us. Or maybe we're just not that good as friends."
"Nah, I just don't think she's the kind of girl who worries about stuff like that."
"Ms. Honda is... she's the kind of person who puts others' well-being before hers.
"Even if I've just known her for a while," Sam lied, "She's really caring... The fact that she can be so caring to others more than herself is very admirable."
Uo and Hana stared at the three with shocked expressions.
Returning, Maria was holding a good looking strawberry cake. Sam brought her attention to the dessert and stared wide eyed at it. Drool started to come from the wolf's mouth. Yuki closed Sam's open mouth with his hand to prevent a pool of water from beneath her feet.
Once the cake was placed on the table, Sam grabbed a piece and started nomming like heck. It was only seconds before the girl started on her third piece.
"You're going at those like a pack of wolves." Uo commented, laughing.
Everyone flinched before Sam replied with a weary laugh, "Y-yeah! I guess I am..."
...
"Here we go, I've got rich-man-poor-man!" Tohru returned with a deck of cards.
Damn, I wish I knew how to play. Sam bit her thumb nail.
Once Kyo heard the mention of the game, he was reminded of how he had to clean the classroom, "Oh you're so on! I'll get ya back big time!" he pointed at Uo.
"It's on, orange top!"
After the first round was over, Kyo was about to go to the bathroom, but of course, Uo was stalling him.
"Man you got a foul mouth!" Kyo sneered, trying to make his way past the blonde.
Really? Look who's talking, carrot. Sam sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. She was honestly bored of the fight. Until...
*poof*
"You've done it now ya damn cat!" Sam slipped out, growling.
Running as if she was Flash, Sam picked up Kyo and held him to her chest, causing her to change into a wolf.
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! she thought over and over, as she ran out of the house and under the porch with a pissed-off Kyo in her mouth.
"Huh? Where did that orange top go?" Uo blinked twice in front of her, trying to remember what just happened.
"Oh you know how boys' bladders are! They're so horrible. He must've ran off to the bathroom." Maria gave a fake laugh, taking quick glances to where the animals scurried off to.
"Uhm... Where did Sam go?" Hana took a notice that the outgoing black-haired girl was nowhere to be seen.
"Heh, she probably went to go out for a quick breath of air. She loves nature a bunch." Maria twirled her hair, still fake grinning.
"How about we have a quick round of sevens while we wait for the two?" Tohru insisted, holding up the cards in her hands.
"Alright..." said Uo, soon tripping on Sam's clothes that were still lying where she last stood as a human.
When this happened, Tohru went to help her friend, but she tripped over Kyo's clothes. Being the awesome hero mofo he was, Yuki went to the rescue and was able to prevent Tohru from crashing onto the ground. But because of his awesome quick act, he had turned into a rat. So, he also ran for his life and hopped under the porch with the two other animals.
There was so much tension down there that the three girls from above couldn't tell.
"Stupid cat!" sneered Yuki.
"Yuki!" Sam whined.
"Idiot wolf!" Kyo hissed.
"I am bigger than you. I can easily swallow you, so I'd better watch my mouth if I were you." growled the wolf.
"Orange top is taking a long time to piss..." Uo said.
"Yes. And the prince and Sam just went away out of nowhere." Hana commented.
Maria saw from the corner of her eye, a little orange paw trying to reach for a pile of clothes.
"There's a cat..." a strand of Hana's hair stood up, acting like a detector.
Shigure returned back and told something about being the 'Sevens Bandit.'
…Shoot, Kyo's going to be changing any minu- Maria's thought was interrupted with two poofs coming from outside.
Shigure tried to throw Yuki's clothes outside, but Tohru fell on top of him, causing another poof.
"I missed you... Spot!" Tohru hugged the black dog.
"Spot?" Maria tried to contain her giggle.
"Oh, it seems that we're running out of snacks." Hana turned to get more snacks, but bumped into humans Kyo and Sam, which resulted in two coloured smoke clouds.
All of a sudden, there was another poof, indicating to Maria that Yuki had changed back. Shigure kept on barking, trying to cause a diversion and throwing Yuki's clothes out of the door. When Maria tried to find Sam and Kyo, they were both nowhere to be seen. Uo muttered something about seeing Kyo and Sam back there, until Shigure jumped on her, still barking.
"Ms. Honda, I think Spot is trying to tell us that he's hungry. Don't you?" Yuki smiled, fixing his tie.
"Yeah," Tohru smiled back, "That must be it! Here, c'mon boy! Let's go to the kitchen, Spot!"
Right when Tohru was about to enter the kitchen with 'Spot,' Hana asked if they could have more snacks, seeing how they finished the cake. After giving the okay, a relieved Maria let out a short breath, seeing how things were a-okay so far.
"You're such an idiot for some animal who's so small!" yelled Sam.
"What did I do?!" Kyo glared at Sam, who was still a wolf.
"You were trying to grab your clothes while the two girlies could have seenyou! Do you know how weird it is to see an orange paw trying to grab some clothes that one of their hosts was wearing?" Sam sighed, exasperatedly.
"Well, you would have been naked when you transformed back! Would you like it if Yuki saw you naked?!" Kyo hissed.
"Of course not! But still! You risked your little butt off!" Sam was padding her four little feet into the laundry room, not wanting to try to pass the hallways, afraid that either Hana or Uo would see her from the doorway.
Kyo made himself comfortable in the basket and replied, "Well, better clothed in front of a guy than not at all. Unless you like Yuki and want to show off."
"I DO NOT LIKE YUKI!" she yelled in a whisper.
"Whatever you say..." Kyo felt himself feel a little bit happy when he heard this response, but he tried to not let it get to him so much.
Yuki stood up from his sitting position and was about to go into the kitchen to check up on Tohru and Shigure. Maria was about to stop him, but he had already collided with Tohru.
"Hey, Uo, Hana! Look at this!" Maria tried to distract the two girls by trying to juggle three plastic oranges that were in the bowl behind the red-head.
Tohru grabbed at a jelly bun, which seemed to squeeze all out of the filling. Maria tried to contain her laugh, knowing what Yuki would have been thinking right then and there. Uo laughed and commented how she had a 'nice catch,' even though she dropped most of the other jelly buns.
"I thought we'd at least find something to wear in here." Shigure huffed, after checking the washing machine.
"So I guess there's nothing in there." Sam was lying down, already knowing the answer.
"Well, Tohru is thorough with doing the wash." said Shigure.
Kyo stuck out by saying something about just grabbing the clothes then and there. Sam felt like she wanted to smack Kyo's head for being so stupid. Anyone would have known that if they had to erase Uo's and Hana's memories, they would have to erase Tohru's, too.
Kyo went out to get the clothes before he changed. Sam followed, hoping that the kitty wouldn't get into any trouble.
After tying Yuki and her clothes to her neck, she helped Kyo tie his and Shigure's clothes around his. The two ran and everything seemed to go in slow motion when they jumped from the stairs.
Super wolfie and kitty to the rescue for the naked men and women around the world! I wonder if Kyo is singing the Nyan Cat song in his head... Wait, he doesn't know what that is. Awwh. Sam thought, as she flew through the sky.
All of a sudden, there was a foot that stopped Kyo and Sam in their tracks.
"Arisa..." Hana took notice of the two strange animals, "You're about to step on..."
Shigure took Kyo into his mouth and pushed Sam out of the door and into the bushes.
"Yeah? Step on what?" Uo gave Hana a confused look.
"An orange cat with clothes tied to its necks... being carried in a mouth of a dog... that was pushing a wolf…"
Tohru and Maria jolted up, a worried look on both of their faces.
"Who went that way..." Hana pointed to the bushes that the animals had went into.
"1-2...1-2...1-2...1-2...1-2..." a human formed Shigure kept on rubbing his back with his pants, "Nothing gets the blood flowing like a rub down with a dry towel. 1-2... 1-2..."
"You're such an idiot! And what's with your perverted look on your face, ya damn dog..." Sam muttered, trying to quickly pull her pants up, but fell and had her legs thrashing in the air. Maria saw this and bursted out laughing.
At least the day had ended just how it had in the anime.
So there we go! 11th chappie! Wow. Time flies so fast. *tear* Already on our 11th. Remember when we first posted our first chappie & we were such noobs?
Yeah... *smiles*
Really? Because I don't. I remember posting our first chappie, but I also remember me being swaggerful, not a noob. ;D No, but really. I thank every Shadower for sticking with us until this point! Woot woot!
NEXT CHAPPIE WILL BE UP AS SOON AS I FINISH IT. (which will be any time soon! YAY!)
~Shadow
Oh, and from now, I plan on asking my viewers some fun questionnns! ;D
FIRST QUESTION *cheers*: Who is your fave. Sohma and why?
Personally, I like Kagura because SHE, muh friends, CAN KICK BUTT! ... Just kidding. I actually like Kisa Sohma because 1) I'm the year of the tiger and 2) SHE IS SO DANG KAWAII! I can't wait to be at the part of the story where Sam & Maria meet Kisa-chan!
... okay. bye.