Hey everybody! Got back yesterday from NY. No, not New York City, (I wish,) Lake George. It was so awesome. Anywayz, I felt like doing another fun thingy. So, this is not a chapter. Let the games begin.

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Harry: Oh, come on, you guys. Nobody meant any harm, I'm sure.

Ron: That's what you think, Harry.

Hermione: Yeah, Harry, you think you're always the smart one, but you're not.

Ron: Oh, magical Harry, with your charm and good looks, and you're always nice to little old ladies getting on the Knight Bus.

Hermione: I would've shoved her out of my way. It's such a waste of time, waiting patiently for granies to take a step.

Ron: Here, here.

Draco: You sound like a bunch of trolls at the Three Broomsticks. I'm gonna .. uh..uh.. hit you with my wooden stick. Ow, I hit myself.

Hermione: Draco, stay out of this.

Ron: Why should he? He was probably apart of it, too. Probably took the picture.

Hermione: No, Ron, I took the stupid picture.

Ron: I should have known.

Hermione: Well, when you're laying on the floor attacking a piece of chicken, it's no wonder the Daily Prophet wasn't there. The headline would read: Unknown Monkey Boy Set Free at Hogwarts. Honestly, Ron.

Ron: Well, you didn't have to post it around the whole entire school!

Hermione: And calling people cabbages is so normal, these days.

Harry: Why did you call her a cabbage, anyway?

Ron: When I was little, Fred and George always called me Cabbage Head. I thought it was okay, until, one day, Mum told Fred and George that it was a bad word. We've never said it again.

Hermione: What's a cabbage?

Harry: You two have had a huge misunderstanding. A cabbage is a food in the muggle world.

Hermione: Food…food… Oh, of course! No wonder I didn't know what it meant! Ever since before I was born, my mother has been allergic to cabbage. We've never had it in the house. Dad told me about it when I was real small. Oh, how could I be so stupid! (lol. 1st movie quote!)

Ron: So, cabbage isn't a bad word?

Draco: No, Ron. It's a food. It's green and it tastes like tree leaves.

Ron: How do you know that, Draco?

Draco: One of my American friends got called a cabbage, a long time ago. But he didn't fight with the person. It's just food!

Ron and Hermione: I'm sorry.

Draco: That's better. Now, let's see if they have any cabbage in the kitchens. You could taste it for yourselves.

Harry: Oh, no…food!!!!!

Ron: Harry, no.

Hermione: Oh, please, Harry. Not here.

Draco: What are you people doing? RUN!!

*Three open door and run to kitchens. *

Harry: (On top of hungry purple monster) AAAAHHHHH! FOOOOOOOD!!

*Harry flies toward kitchens. *

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Well, that was another fun one. R&R for more!