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Chapter Eleven
Two days had passed after the dinner and Naruto was anxiously waiting with Sakura for the Academy to open.
"You Know they don't open till 7 and its 620 right now Naruto. Why did you have to wake me up so fucking early?" Sakura asked as she dragged her hand down her face with a groan.
"Oh come on you can't tell me you aren't excited too Sakura."
For a moment Sakura thought about the odds of her getting away with murdering her cousin but only for a moment. "I'll admit that I am a little excited though nervous."
Naruto looked at his cousin before tackling her in a full body hug. "You don't need to be worried Itoko I'm here."
Sakura conceded to the fact that this was normal and that she would have to get used to it. Before she could think any further on the subject she saw a bright light and Kami showing up.
Kami looked down at the pile of children in front of her with a smile. "Ah Naruto annoying your cousin I see. I just stopped by to wish you luck and warn you that the teachers will try to sabotage you and Sakura so always be vigilant." Kami then looked at Sakura and leaned down to whisper into her ear. "To answer your thought, no you would not get away with it seeming as how I would just send him back like what another universe refers to as the clap."
Sakura looked at Kami with wide eyes and began to shake. She didn't know what this clap was but it sounded unpleasant and something she wanted nothing to do with.
As suddenly as Kami had appeared she left and the doors to the Academy opened showing a Shinobi with a scar across his nose and brown hair in a ponytail.
The instructor looked at the two new students in shock. "How long have you two been standing their waiting?"
"Since 620 sensei" Sakura answered suddenly finding the ground very interesting.
Iruka blink a few times before regaining his thoughts. "I see you two are eager to learn well come on in. My name is Iruka but you can refer to me as Iruka Sensei. I'm assuming you are Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki correct?"
"Got it in on chief" Naruto replied with his hands behind his head.
'It's going to be a long six years' Iruka thought to himself leading the two ninja hopefuls to his classroom.
(A/N I don't really feel like writing about the six years in total so I will just do part of the first year then do a time skip and utilize the dreaded Flash back.)
As Naruto and Sakura entered the classroom they headed for the front row and took the two seats closest to the windows. They didn't have to wait long for another student to enter the class room being escorted by the village elders.
"Oh great it's the pampered ducks ass" Naruto quipped just to irritate the Uchiha and elders.
'Wow he's got a stick or something shoved up his ass." Sakura thought to herself when she saw the permanent scowl on the Uchiha's face.
"What did you just say to me you filthy commoner? Who's the pink waste of space?"
Naruto started getting angry which was never a good thing. Not since he had been revived that is. "Don't you dare insult my family asshole."
Sasuke charged at Naruto not listening to the instructor. "I'll kill you, you worthless orphan."
Kei felt Naruto's emotions from the compound and immediately ran towards the Academy hopping to stop the blond before he lost control of his temper and redecorated the classroom. When she finally arrived she saw a rather pompous Uchiha running at Naruto and decided to jump through the closest window to pin the bastard to the floor.
Sasuke didn't see the nine tailed fox until it had shattered the window and pinned him to the floor while putting her mouth around his neck and glaring at him.
"Get off of Sasuke Uchiha" demanded the elders.
Kei growled and squeezed ever so tightly on the boys neck drawing small beads of blood. 'Naruto tell these fossils that if they do not back off I will end this pathetic meat bag and use his body as bait for in the forest of death' Kei thought through the link she had with Naruto.
"Um I'd back off if I were you old geezers."
"What did you say insolent brat."
"Back off and get lost, beat it, hit the bricks, go fuck your selves, take your pick but just leave now." Naruto demanded before sitting back down and waiting for the elders to leave.
"This isn't over brat not by a long shot."
"Yeah I love you too now fuck off if you would be so kind."
After the elders had left Kei got off of the Uchiha and decided to add insult to injury and pissed on him. Once she had accomplished that she sauntered over towards Naruto and Sakura. "What I had to take a piss."
Sasuke screamed in rage when he realized that the strange fox had pissed on him. "Do you know who I am you losers?" he asked.
"Let me guess, resting dick face though that could be from a bad dicking, holier than thou art attitude, hair shaped like a duck ass. Hmm are you by chance Sasuke Uchiha the pampered princess of Konoha?" Naruto asked while trying not to laugh at the sight of Sasuke ready to burst a blood vessel.
Before Sasuke could react to the jab the rest of the class entered the room and began sitting down. The instructor had to literally kick the ninja hopeful to get him to move.
"Now that everyone is seated I am your Instructor and my name is Iruka. You can refer to me as Iruka Sensei or just sensei am I understood?"
"Yes sensei" chorused the entire class.
With that said the class began and soon Naruto found his head bouncing of the desk every thirty minutes or so. 'Man I am so bored right now Kei' Naruto said through his link.
'shut up and pay attention I'm trying to sleep' Kei responded while biting Naruto on the ankle.
"Ouch what the fuck Kei" Naruto screamed out disrupting the class.
"Naruto since you seem so eager to talk please explain to me what happened on October 10 six years ago."
'Fuck' was the only thing Naruto could think of.