A/N: Heya!
This comes from xXxShannahBunnyxXx. It is also the reason why I have an Android phone instead of an iPhone. ;)
Disclaimer: You know that time I said that I don't own Glee? Yeah, it still stands.
Kurt: So, Finn was talking about having a vampire this weekend.
Blaine: Wait, what?
Kurt: A campfire, campfire, campfire. I hate my phone.
Blaine: Aaaah. What about the campfire?
Kurt: Well he invited me, and then I made him give me a +1, because it's for ND, so I was woooooondering whether you wanted to come.
Blaine: Sure. No vampires?
Kurt: Stop being so immature, Blaine. No vampires. And please, please, please don't come by grandmother.
Blaine: When have I ever come by grandmother…? My grandma's dead – both of them are – remember?
Kurt: I hate my phone. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Blaine: Hahahahaha. What did you mean to type?
Kurt: Motorcycle.
Blaine: I have never come by motorcycle either!
Kurt: Yes, you have. Multiple times. Wes's birthday, your brother's wedding, Rachel's party…
Blaine: Please don't bring Rachel's party up.
Kurt: Why, because I had to practically wrestle that motorcycle from her hands?
Blaine: Among other things.
Kurt: You still owe me for it.
Blaine: I thought we agreed, we were never going to speak of it again.
Kurt: You offered, I refused to accept the offer. That's not agreeing, Blaine.
Blaine: It is to me.
Kurt: Of course it is.
Blaine: So it seems the revenge of the autocorrect has not been unleashed on you yet?
Kurt: What the hell are you talking about?
Blaine: You've only had two run-ins with the cursed autocorrect today.
Kurt: I've never had run-ins before.
Blaine: Says you.
Kurt: No, Blaine. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Blaine: More ridiculous than zyzzyva?
Kurt: Please tell me you're not bringing that up again.
Blaine: I'm not bringing that up again.
Kurt: You are most definitely not funny.
Blaine: You wound me.
Kurt: Good.
Blaine: Do you want my heart to shatter again? Do you?
Kurt: Seriously, Blaine? This conversation really is not going anywhere.
Blaine: Do you want it to?
Kurt: Well, no… not as such.
Blaine: Well then.
Kurt: This is absolutely ridiculous. You are absolutely ridiculous.
Blaine: That's why you love me.
Kurt: No comment.
Blaine: You know, Kurt, I think you have a compulsive need to reply to every text message.
Kurt: No, I don't!
Blaine: You didn't have to reply to 'That's why you love me', yet you did. You have a compulsive need to reply to texts.
Kurt: No. I. Don't. It would be rude not to.
Blaine: Compulsive.
Kurt: Whatever. I'll show you I'm not compulsive.
Blaine: You so are.
Blaine: Kurt?
Blaine: C'mon, don't be like that.
Blaine: I didn't mean it!
Blaine: It was just a little fun, you know that.
Blaine: Kurtsies?
Blaine: Kurt, I promise you that you are most definitely not a compulsive texter.
Kurt: Better. ;)
Blaine: Was that really necessary?
Kurt: Oh yes.
Blaine: If you say so.
Kurt: I do say so.
Blaine: Do you want to have a conversation about anything?
Kurt: Ummmm… not really… stiff…
Blaine: Stiff?
Kurt: Stuff. Stuff stuff stuff.
Blaine: Ah it looks like the autocorrect has returned with a vengeance.
Kurt: Shut it, Anderson, before I severed punish you.
Blaine: Severed punish, eh? That's a new one. Tell me, Hummel, what exactly does that encompass?
Kurt: SHUT UP. You know it was my phone.
Blaine: Yep. OK, so about this campfire. Or vampire. Whichever you prefer. Whereabouts will it be?
Kurt: Probably in the heinous kid.
Blaine: Poor child.
Kurt: I. Hate. My. Phone.
Blaine: Sure you do.
Kurt: Anyway. Campfire, in the NEIGHBOURHOOD, let me just chlorine my Afghan.
Blaine: Gotta keep those Afghans clean, you know.
Kurt: Check my bloody schedule. You know what, I give up.
Blaine: Never an attractive quality.
Kurt: Oh shut up.
Blaine: Not happening anytime soon, love.
Kurt: Good.
Blaine: You're so bipolar.
Kurt: Very offensive, that.
Blaine: I'm sorry.
Kurt: Good.
Blaine: This conversation has now come to a sudden, grinding halt.
Kurt: Why, because I switched the autocorrect off and you lost your source of humour?
Blaine: Well, partly, yes… wait, you turned it off?
Kurt: Yes, I turned it off. Ha.
Blaine: Fine. What were you saying, now you ruined my fun?
Kurt: Oh, so you want to have a proper conversation now, do you?
Blaine: No, I want to go to this campfire I'm apparently invited to. Who has a campfire in September, anyway?
Kurt: I do.
Blaine: Actually, Finn does.
Kurt: Do you want the details or not?
Blaine: Yes, I do. Sorry.
Kurt: It's going to be in the local park, in a week, at 7 ish. But, to other topics; whereabouts are you? Could we meet up tonight?
Blaine: In the Lima Bean, actually. Sure, I'll come round.
Kurt: Why the hell were you in the Lima…
Blaine: I was meant to meet someone, but they didn't show.
Kurt: Sure. My house? Eat me out.
Blaine: As tempting as that offer is…
Kurt: I TURNED IT OFF!
A/N: There we go. I'll reiterate: I'm glad I have an Android.
Also, this is for a later chapter (don't worry, there's still Klainebows in abounds), if Klaine were to get in an argument, would you be Team Kurt or Team Blaine? Don't worry – they're not going to argue! It's for something else… I'll point it out to you when it comes. :) Review! (including your team)
Oh, in case anyone was wondering, the translation for the last autocorrect is 'meet me outside'.
G-B-C xx