I bet you thought I wasn't gonna be back.
SURPRISE.
The roar of the crowds had become something Barry was familiar with now as he was being disintegrated by the Dark Beads. Build after build, death after death, Barry was starting to think he was in hell.
'Gurgurgugrugh...' he groaned as the bonfire spat him out once more, before it was shoveled away, and Barry was thrown into the ring again.
'Well, well, he's back for more!' Leeroy shouted, much to the crowds approval.
'You didn't give me a choice!' Barry answered back.
'Shut your bitch ass mouth casul! Last build now!' Kirk boomed, shutting the casul up. Barry felt a sense of relief wash over him, and turned his gaze towards the Bed of Chaos.
The lights dimmed, and a walkway was lit as rings of fire erupted from hidden machines underneath the floor.
'And now, prepare to die, casul!' Mildred screamed.
A deep, menacing voice boomed from the speakers, something about a bass cannon.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves, for your hero has come!' Jeremiah roared with the crowd.
A weird mask appeared on the big screen that was the Bed of Chaos' face.
'Put your hands together, for the one, the only...' Kirk anticipated with clenched fists, the music getting louder and louder.
'GAINT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!' Leeroy roared. The crowd roared with him as a black figure blocked the light of the entrance, arms raised.
FIRE.
Massive dub-step drops heralded each step the Giant Dad took towards Barry, who was screaming at the warrior to stay the fuck away.
'What's goin on, fagits?' The masked rapist boomed as he lifted his sword onto his shoulder. Barry was still petrified at this monster, unable to imagine the world of hurt this guy would bring.
'Dad!' Kirk shouted.
'Wh-'
'Casul!' Kirk shouted at Barry.
'Fuckin fagit.' Dad interrupted Kirk, and started beating Barry with his flaming sword, grabbing his legs, and swinging the Darkwraith above his head.
'Health, Stamina, Endurance. Everything you could possibly want.' The Dad boomed over the heavy dub-step drops, and threw Barry into the sand again, his screams of agony muted by the crowds roars and the BASS CANNON.
As Barry was flung into he air again, the Dad ignited his pyro glove to unleash his many black flames.
'How do you have so many!?' Barry screamed through a small gap in flames.
'NG+ BITCH.' He boomed his answer, and continued to suplex Barry into the dirt, much to the crowds approval.
Using the Zweihander's strong attack, Dad made sure Barry kept his face in the dirt, until he decided to change things up a little, and give him the ol' one-two, before dragon upper cutting him into the ceiling, and unleashed an almighty drop kick on the way down, sending Barry head first into the wall.
Barry simply blocked out the repeated jeers of the crowd as he was pulled out of the wall, and slammed onto the dusty floor.
'Fuckin' casul...' Dad moaned as he went over to retrieve his sword. The crowds cheers died down as Lord Gwyn stood and silenced them.
'Well, Barry Scott, it would appear the time has come!' He announced.
'Oh thank fuck!' Barry answered despite the fact he had a broken neck.
'You crimes over these last three years have been unpunished until now, Barry, or should I call you, EarthScraper!' Gwyn continued.
'Who the f-' Barry tried to answer.
'Silence! Now, EarthScraper! You shall meet your-'
'Who's EarthScraper?' Barry asked. Gwyn stared blankly at Barry, before bursting into laughter.
'Aha ha! There is no use feigning innocence, EarthScraper! You shall die here, today! FOREVER!' Gwyn boomed with readying a lightning bolt in his hand.
'I'm not EarthScraper!' Barry pleaded.
'Any last words, EarthScraper, you back-stabbing, filthy, limy...'
'I AM NOT EARTHSCRAPER!' Barry screeched. 'Seriously, who the fuck is he!?'
Gwyn paused his evil laugh, and furrowed his brow. 'You. Right? I mean, you have the same build as him...'
'Coincidence! I call coincidence!' Manus shouted.
'Yeah, he's just saying that!' Petrus added.
'Can I kill this fagit already?' Dad joined in, looming over Barry.
'Get the dags on 'im!' Phil piped up.
'Will you all just shut the fuck up!' Barry screamed, and amazingly the crowd fell silent. 'I am NOT EarthScraper! How many times must I say it, I AM NOT EARTHSCRAPER!'
'He's right you know.' a voice joined in. The crowds gaze fell upon the source and where perplexed as they saw another Darkwraith standing in the centre of the arena.
'I'm EarthScraper.'
