A/N: wooh, sorry guys :3 So um, how have the last, like, 9000 billion months been? Sorry, I got sent to the moon my Princess Celestia because really she's Princess Trollestia and nobody likes her, so I had to be there for over 100,000 years. When I came back down, Princess Celestia had already told everybody I was evil and not to add me on facebook, so I've been having problems. Thats okay because Pinkie Pie then murdered Princess Trollestia and made cupcakes out of her. So I can write again. But it's rusty.
Disclaimer: I remember when I used to watch High School Musical and stand on my couch with a remote and sing. Oh and did you notice I said "J.K. Rowling"wouldn't give up Quinn to me in the first chapter? Nobody commented on it...uhm, anyway, I realized why she wouldn't give John Quinn to me. She doesn't own him. That would've been useful. So anyway, I dont own anything, not even these words im saying, and also don't kill me if its not as funny as it used to be. This is gonna be really random because I have no ideas, so Im just gonna close my eyes, type, and see what sort of mess comes out.
Name: Iliana Dominick
Age: 16
Friends: LOL SHE HAS NO FRIENDS - 1,344
In A Relationship with Its Complicated
Interested In: Boys, fashion, makeup, popularity, miley cyrus, taylor swift, pop, animals, weight loss, self sacrificing, Witches, anime, shoujo manga, romance, moonlit dinners, chick flicks, being a tomboy
Organizations: Yearbook Club, Fashion Design For Young Adults, Circle Daybreak, We Love Shota Kazehaya World Organizaton, Single Girl Date Club
What's On Your Mind?
Iliana Dominick: LOLZ U GUYZ O-K SO LIK I RELY LUV ANIME ITS SO AMAIZIN ND I CNT GET ENUF OF IT I REALY WANA GO 2 JAPAN NAOW IM A TOTALL OTAKU LOLZ O AND ALZO DID MY EDWARD CULLEN POSSTR ARIVE ALREDY? THX LUV YA ALL XOXOXO -ILLY 3
Britt Van Hughes, Kate Washburn, Lacy Riviera, Mrs. Carp, and 2 others like this.
Comments:
JezRedfern: Why is it that the only words you can spell right are Édwar'd Cullen?
IlianaDominick: LOLZ WUT
Mary-Lynette Carter: I think all of the punctuation confused her, Jez...
JezRedfern: O right, Ash was using my laptop and he switched the settings to Spanish Keyboard, so Idk how to change it back...its really retarded...
IlianaDominick: ZOMG DAT IZ SO RAZIST
AshRedfern: *Racist
IlianaDominick: LOLZ WUT
MaggieNeely: I think its strange that Ash is correcting someone's spelling!
~Maya Redfern, Kazehaya Shota, Sawako Kuronuma, Mary-Lynette Carter and 200 others like this
TheaHarman: Your Edward Cullen poster actually arrived yesterday, but Poppy took it.
IlianaDominick: ZOMG Y DUD NUN OF U TEL ME?
AshRedfern: *none, not nun
Mary-LynetteCarter: A nun is a member of a religious community, usually under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience.
AshRedfern: Oh mare, I just love you and your amazing brain.
Mary-LynetteCarter: What did you do? Why are you sucking up to me?
~Who doesn't like this?!~
AshRedfern: Heh, nothing, what would ever make you say that? heh.
Mary-LynetteCarter: Do I look like a court jester?
AshRedfern: WHAT?! NO! I NEVER SAID THAT!
Mary-LynetteCarter: Then why are you treating me like a fool? Just tell me what you did already.
GillianLennox: OMG! YOU READ THOSE BOOKS TOO?!
HannahSnow: Of course, Gillian. She's ready every book. Except the Iron Fey series, apparently.
IlianaDominick: ROFL 0MGG GUYZ I R3AD TH0S3 B00KS 2!111!1!
JezRedfern: LOL , YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ. LOL.
~RashelJordan, DelosRedfern, MaggieNeely, BlaiseHarman, and 342 others like this~
IlianaDominick: LAWLZ Y3AH!11!11111!
RashelJordan: QUICK! A WILD ILIANA DOMINICK HAS APPEARED! ITS GOT +400 IDIOCY AND -100000 INTELLIGENCE!
RakshaKeller: WHAT IS ITS HP?
JohnQuinn: HOLY MOTHER OF PIKACHU, ITS OVER 9,000!
~Everyone likes this, and Iliana LOVES this~
IlianaDominick: LOLZ GUYZ U SO FUNE
DelosRedfern: *facepalm*
DelosRedfern: LOLZ
AshRedfern: *FUN.
Mary-LynetteCarter: *Pokerface.*
MaggieNeely: U trollin?
JamesRasmussen: They see me trollin, they hatin
ThierryDescouerdes: For a moment there I though "fune"meant fine.
RashelJordan: 'LOLZ U GUYS ARE SO FINE."
AshRedfern: Woah there. I'm taken, and she does pretty well with me!
JezRedfern: Yeah, does well with you in BED.
GillianLennox: LMAO!
~Raksha Keller, John Quinn, Thea Harman and 40 others like this~
Mary-LynetteCarter: Holy mother of a black hole, why would you word it so weirdly Ash?
IlianaDominick: LOLZ
Ñobody likes this~ (A/N: You know how Jez's keyboard is in Spanish mode? Yeah, so's mine -_-)
TheaHarman: Who is nobody?
Nobody: Moi. Me. Yo. Mi.
MayaRedfern: 'Holy mother of a Black Hole'? Harvard's rubbing off on you. Nerd.
IlianaDominick: LOLZ 0NCE I FEL IN A BLCK WHOLE
AshRedfern: *Fell *Black *Hole
RashelJordan: Ash, just...just stop...
JezRedfern: HA. It'd be nice if you actually did fall in a real black hole.
MayaRedfern: Wow Jez, THATS REALLY CRUEL YOU DESERVE TO DIE FOR SUCH CRUELTY.
RakshaKeller: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'RE FREAKING DEAD!
JamesRasmussen: Really, Keller...
DelosRedfern: Wow...
JezRedfern: Jeez Keller, there was no reason...
JamesRasmussen: ...to be so cold.
RakshaKeller: I WAS THE COLD ONE. ME?!
GalanDrache: I apologize on behalf of my soulmate. She can get a bit temperamental.
RakshaKeller: ?!
MayaRedfern: I forgive her.
PoppyNorth: O yeah, that Edward Cullen poster...it was yours huh? Well...you can have it back...
JamesRasmussen: not sure that is a good idea, Poppet.
IlianaDominick: YAYZ 0MGZ THX SO MUCH.
Iliana Dominick is now IN A Relationship with James Rasmussen.
A/N: LOL CLIFFHANGER. I'm going to end it here.
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Haha, just joking. Let the show go on.
TROLOLOL.
Iliana Dominick is now In A Relationship with James Rasmussen
~Nobody at ALL likes this~
Comments:
PoppyNorth: NJDUIWUWJHWJIJF0945JR3MKFNFU FCKCKFOEOEO20KAMAMSKDKDODNTI FHCJDKCNTIRONBTTNOCCJKLPOWOW
JezRedfern: She's probably high.
HannahSnow: On WHAT? We don't allow alcohol or drugs in the house.
JezRedfern: High on...idk, life? gummybears? Probably on too much Twilight.
IlianaDominick: LOLZ I LUV TWILIGHT. ALSO IM NOT HIGH LOL IM SHORT
DelosRedfern: *ForeverAloneFace*
MaggieNeely: Yeah, Delos? Forever Alone doesn't work here. This is "facepalm" or "bad poker face."
DelosRedfern: LOL NO IT ISNT. LOL.
JezRedfern: Okay, you're all high on gummy bears. Poppy found the stash, I saw her.
DelosRedfern: What does LOL mean?
JohnQuinn: Loser On the Loose. Lots of Love.
DelosRedfern: Oh so like, My Grandma is ill with cancer LOL for her? (LOL as in Lots Of Love)
Mary-LynetteCarter: 1) Vampires dont get cancer 2) Your grandma's dead. 3) LOL = Laughing Out Loud. 4) THATS JACKED UP, QUINN
DelosRedfern: DID I JUST GET POKER-FACED?
MaggieNeely: no, you got trolled...*TROLLFACE*
PoppyNorth: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE?! MY SOULMATE IS SUPPOSEDLY DATING ANOTHER GIRL! ILIANA, TOO! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!
JamesRasmussen: YeAh well dats cuz I luv her. How kind she iz ndhow beutiful.
PoppyNorth: No, it's a lie. You wouldn't do this. She hacked you or something.
JamesRasmussen: NO!1! Shes so much better.
Poppy North has logged off.
RashelJordan: Poppy...don't log off. Listen to the soulmate bond! Its stronger than this retarded Facebook network! DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE INTERNET SAYS!
IlianaDominick: Guyz, just list3n 2 wut James saaiddd, h3 liks m3 bttr. S0 jst l3t us b3 !n l0v3, 0k?/?/
ThierryDescouerdes: Can somebody explain how come EVERYBODY is on their computers? Have these evil devices stolen your young and corruptible minds? And, besides that, why is Poppy packing and crying her little eyes out? I think of her - and all of you - as sort of children or best friends, so it pains me to see anyone suffer, especially one as young and innocent as Poppy. She is usually so optimistic.
HannahSnow: Oh no! I'll try to go talk to her...
RakshaKeller: I feel as if she shouldn't be so gullible. She trusts her soulmate, right?
PhillipNorth: Yeah, but she's also a girl, and a very little girl at that. She doesn't know how this soulmate crap works anyway, and if it was that easy to just trust your soulmate fromm the get-go, Hannah and Thierry wouldn't have had their problems back when Hannah was in Montana.
MayaRedfern: Lets not talk about back when Hannah was in Montana, kay? That was one HELL of a month for me. Damn it. i died, you know!
MarkCarter: Doesn't look like it.
MayaRedfern: HAVENT WE GONE OVER THIS. ZOMG.
PoppyNorth: Guys, please just forget it. I saw James and Iliana hanging out a lot lately, and they definately have become good friends. She's all pure-hearted, witch-child, wild-power girl, so it wouldn't surprise me if James picked her. Soulmates or not, a pure-soul-witch-wild-power girl kinda beats a curly haired, elf looking loser, right?
RonWeasley: LOL YEAH IT KINDA DOES
HermioneWeasley: BLOODY HELL, RON, GTFO AND GO STUDY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON FACEBOOK
LavenderBrown: ZOMG LEAVE HIM AH-LONE, HE'IS A YOUNG BOY AND NEEDS TO HAVE FUN. YOUR SUCH A PUSHOVER.
HermioneWeasley: AHEM, AT LEAST MY SHOE SIZE ISNT HIGHER THAN MY I.Q!
TheaHarman: Hey, I saw that movie too!
DukeOrsino: CALM DOWN LADIES! YOU ARE BOTH PRETTY!
Malvolio: LOL JK UR ALL UGLEEEE
LadyOlivia: LOL OMG MALVOLIO U SO MEAN
DukeOrsino: OLIVIA WHY DONT CHU LOVE ME?!
ViolaCesario: Screw this. I should've just drowned in that ship wreck rather than live with you morons.
Mary-LynetteCarter: WRONG. STORY. THIS ISN'T The Twelfth Night.
HermioneWeasley: YEAH GTFO. Also, um, why the heck did Shakespeare name it The Twelfth Night?
Mary-LynetteCarter: He probably didn't even write the story. Eitherway, he signed his name differently everytime he wrote it, so this is just another messed up mystery about him.
MarySueFiction: HEY GUYS MY NAME IS MARY SUE, I LIVE EVERYWHERE, I HAVE TRAVELLED THE WHOLE WORLD AND I CAN COOK/WRITE/SING/DANCE/READ/TALK TO ANIMALS/PLAY AN INSTRUMENT /PAINT/SOW/KNIT/CLEAN/BABYSIT/SWIM/RUN/YODDLE/SPEAK EVERY LANGUAGE/WRITE SONGS/PLAY SOCCER/ FIGURE SKATE/SKII/SKATEBOARD/ACT/DO MAKEUP/ CUT HAIR REALLY WELL, ALSO MY MIDDLE NAMES ARE AMETHYSIT PUREHEART NIGHT WING. ALSO IM EXCRUCIATINGLY BEAUTIFUL. IM SO BEAUTIFUL THAT ITS A DISABILITY CUZ EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF ME OR WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME CUZ IM SO PRETTY. ALSO, IM NEVER MEAN OR ANYTHING, I HAVE NO FLAWS AND IM ACTUALLY A HALF MERAID PSYCHIC VAMPIRE BORN FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY OF THE TURTLE/BUNNY/FAIRY/WEREWOLF/WITCH/DEMON RACE. LOLZ.
IlianaDominick: LOLZ SOUNDS LIK M3333!
AshRedfern: This is a mess.
HannahSnow: GUYS WHERE IS POPPY?
DavidBlackburn: HOLY SHIT SHE TOOK MY CAR AGAIN!
RachelElizabethDare: Wow, haha, loser.
PercyJackson: OMG GUYS I LOST RIPTIDE
RachelElizabethDare: OH NOES :(
AnnabethChase: Yeah, check your pocket...
PercyJackson: OMG THERE IT IZ
KRONOS: I ATE RIPTIDE YOU LOSER! STOP FLIRTING WITH THESE GIRLS AND COME EAT ME
PercyJackson: IM NOT EATING YOU, OR FLIRTING, YOU ARE WAY STALE AND SMELL LIKE OATMEAL WITH CHEESE WHIZ
MaximumRide: Ugh I hate Cheez Whiz...stupid Fang's Gang. EVEN THEIR NAME IS STUPID. LIKE WHY WOULD YOU FREAKING MAKE IT RHYME.
KRONOS: I MEANT COME *BEAT* ME, NOT EAT ME, SCREW AUTO CORRECT. AND I DONT SMELL LIKE OATMEAL. U LIAR.
TheaHarman: Guys, we really need to clear this mess up...lets go find Poppy!
GillianLennox: Yeah, we all KNOW what a bad driver she normally is...imagine how bad its gonna be when shes emotional!
JezRedfern: Plus theres ice and snow, so its even more dangerous...
AshRedfern: Yeah, well, ALL women are bad drivers.
MorgeadBlackthorn: The only place where they belong is the kitchen.
JezRedfern: The kitchen wall is where your HEAD IS GONNA BE, ONCE I DECAPITATE YOU.
Mary-LynetteCarter: Hey, Ash, want a sandwich?
AshRedfern: Hell yes...
HannahSnow: BUT WE HAVE TO FIND POPPY! AND MARE IS BUSY PACKING!
Mary-LynetteCarter: Okay, good. Can you make me one too while you're in there?
~Jez Redfern, Hannah Snow, Thea Harman, Maggie Neely and 2100 others like this~
AshRedfern: *Badpokerface* well played...
RakshaKeller: Sorry to interrupt this nice little battle...but we sort of need to find Poppy. Soon.
MaggieNeely: Guys, sorry to tell you this and water down the drama...but she's logged on through mobile facebook. We can easily track her with some fancy internet tracker Thierry uses to locate Hannah when shes online.
HannahSnow: 'scuse me?
ThierryDescouerdes: HEHEHE YEAH, LOOK ITS A...WHALE.
JezRedfern: Oh well, we can just harpoon it.
TheaHarman: !
GalanDrache: Hey, where did Iliana and James go? They're offline...
PoppyNorth: HANNAH DONT LOOK, THERES NO WHALE, ITS A TRICK.
HannahSnow: Oh, really? Thanks for the heads up...
ThierryDescouerdes: POPPY, you traitor!
PoppyNorth: I DONT SUPPORT MEN TRICKING WOMEN.
DelosRedfern: OFF TO FIND POPPY! WE CAN USE HER RECENT COMMENT AS ONLINE ACTIVITY AND WITH THIS ONLINE ACTIVITY WE CAN TRACK DOWN HER EXACT LOCATION!
JohnQuinn: LETS DO THIS!
AshRedfern: FOR NARNIAAA!
DavidBlackburn: THIS IS SPARTA!
PoppyNorth: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
ThierryDescouerdes: I just used my online tracking device. I have pinpointed Poppy's exact location. We will be updated if she changes location every ten seconds. Let us go retrieve the young child.
MayaRedfern: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH HER ALIVE!
PoppyNorth: YEAH! Go dead undead dead vampire person :)
JamesRasmussen: Poppy, please come back and listen, or we'll have to take you by force!
PoppyNorth: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *Throws skittles at all of you* TASTE. THE. FREAKING. RAINBOW.
HarryPotter: YOU GO GUUURRRL!
~Awkward Silence likes this~
SelenaGomez: Who keeps making up these weird accounts (Nobody, Awkward Silence) anyway?
MarkZuckerberg: Get the heck off my social network, you weirdos!
Everyone: ZOMG!
A/N: Sorry if it's more creepy/weird/awkward/random than funny. It's THAT time of night...seriously. Its 3:41 A.M, so...uhm...yeah, sorry it isn;t that good...but yeah...im a little more inspired now.
By the way, the reviewer who guesses the name of this next song correct gets to pick which profile I am doing next!
SONG LYRICS:
Talk to me softly Don't you cry tonight
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Something's changing inside you
And don't you know
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
What song is that, and who is it by? Whoever has a guess, after you guess through a review, also put who you want the next facebook profile to be about...like, Thea's profile, Quinn's, whatever.
Btw, did anybody notice I spell Thierry's last name wrong every time? Its too much a hassle...also...I know I made all the Twelfth Night and Percy Jackson and Harry Potter characters sound stupid, but I LOVE THOSE BOOKS, so dont get all angry :) lots of love at 3:47 A.M,
-Moi