Hello peeps! Sowwy for the super uber duper late update! *cringe* Don't kill me please! R&R, and enjoy, above all!

I don't even own me. My parents do. Therefore, I definitely don't own Khr. TT^TT


"Reborn! Where the fuck are you taking me?" Ah, the joys of free speech when the fairy godmother left for a hit. For Liz, it was such a relief not to have a soap bar shoved into her mouth, but the freak baby was directing her to who knows where. "To a better place for you to live." The apartment had miraculously not been blown up anywhere except for the rooms that Liz and Larissa were residing in. Unfortunately, Liz was being steered by the hair, a not-so-fun way of being told where to go. When she didn't go fast enough, Reborn yanked harder on her hair, to the point it seemed that every hair on her head was pulled at least four times. At last they arrived. Liz doubled over panting, and Reborn hopped off of her head. She failed to notice that the name on the ornately arranged short, stone bore the name 'Hibari' on it. Hitman one, Liz zero...


First POV

I stared. And stared some more. What the fuck, man. The place looked like it was from a long, long time ago. 'I bet it don't even have any air conditioners.' I deliberately strayed from the cobblestone path to run over the mini wooden bridge in the manicured traditional garden. Reborn hopped back on my head from one of the younger Japanese maples to ring the bell. Oh, damn. They have a bell. A real doorbell. Maybe they would have air-conditioning. I heard quiet steps on what I presumed was a wooden floor. The home-owner then slid open the traditional paper door. And I fainted from shock. I didn't eat lunch, so my excuse was that I was hungry.

3rd POV

Hibari had better things to do than accepting tenants under his roof. This place was his, and only his. The baby had insisted though, and since it was the baby, the herbivore had to interesting, right? Had to be more fun(read: fight-able) than the average everyday plant-eater, right? So when he pushed the door open, he didn't expect the small herbivore who had run into him just a few hours earlier(more like twelve). It (see, Liz is now an it!)seemed to have a heart attack or something, as she toppled over like a wooden board, so to speak. Hibari's eye twitched.

"Akambo..."

"Hibari."

"...Is this the herbivore." A statement, not a question. A command, it was.

Reborn found this event quite amusing. "Yes, this is she."

Hibari 'harumphed', then turned to walk inside. Looking back at the baby, he called out, "Leave her there. She can come in when she wakes up." Reborn chuckled darkly inside. Now he had more inspiration for the Dame-Boss.