Me: Hello and welcome back to Unit's and Vocaloids don't mix very well. This chapter will have shenanigans because of what happened in the last chapter.

China: li43101 only owns herself and her idea of doing this, aru. Everything else belongs to their respective owners, aru.

Prussia: Dude…. That's so not awesome! When am I going to do the disclaimer?!

Me: When I feel like you can.

Prussia: *pouts*

Well yesterday was… interesting… I still can't believe that I allowed Prussia to kiss me! I'm not the only one who still stunned by being kissed yesterday. I found this out when I woke up to the sound of screaming.

I was dreaming of what it was like BEFORE we got Russia when I heard screaming. I immediate shot up, but then went back down. We will never be able to get peace anymore, will we? I started getting dressed when I heard crashing…

'…Okay, what is going on out there, and who's doing what?' I thought. I didn't even have time to get my hair in my usual style for it when Kayo opened the door, closed it, locked it, and put her back to it. I was horribly confused.

"… What the f*ck just happened?" I asked Kayo. Kayo looked like she was in an argument and almost raped. Her hair clip was tilting the wrong way, and she was holding her tailor scissors in one hand and in the other, she was holding… wait is that Artie's cutlass? Okay seriously, what happened?

"I was working on tailoring something for China when Artie busted into my room with a look that had rape all over it. I told him to leave but he would not listen. Drake came in and took Artie's side since she hates me for reasons I do not understand. After much more arguing, she left, but not before locking my door and closing it as she left the room. I then did what came to my mind; I kicked Artie in the vital regions, took his cutlass, unlocked the door and ran here since I trust you not to let him rape me. Your room's the closest besides Conchita and Russia's but I don't trust them… Oh, and Artie accidentally knocked over a vase if that helps explains the crashing sound earlier," She explained… Wow… I feel bad for Kayo.

"Don't worry; you can stay in here with me. And when you DO go back to your room, lock the door and shove your dresser in front of it that way no one can break down the door or lock pick it and open it," I suggested. She only nodded in agreement. After reading some stories of Hetalia online and watching some of the series, it was then I realized something important.

"… We need food if you're going to camp out in here," I said, getting up. When I opened the door, I saw Artie AND Prussia with rape faces. I just closed the door on their faces and locked it. "On second thought, I think we can manage without food," I said worryingly to Kayo. She nodded, staring wide-eyed at the door as I put my dresser in front of it.

"… So what was it that you were tailoring for China?" I asked. There's no way she's going to stay in here without answering that question.

"He wanted me to make a Hello Kitty shirt or something with Hello Kitty. Honestly, all I heard him say was Hello Kitty and then he went on about how cute they were," Kayo answered. That does sound like China.

Several hours later, in the Game Room…

I do not know how we did it, but Kayo and me were able to get into the game room and almost caught by Artie and Prussia, who decided to tag team to get us. Anyways, when we got there, China was looking at all the games we had. He then turned to us. Now before I go on, let me back up a bit to when we were ALMOST here.

*Flashback*

I opened the door a crack and looked around. No English pirate outside. I also do not see a perverted German/Prussian who is most likely going to try to rape me when I go outside my room either. Good. I motioned Kayo to follow me. We both made a plan. So we DO NOT die of boredom, we decided to lock ourselves in the game room. In case we are attacked, Kayo was armed with her tailor scissors, while I had Artie's cutlass and my baseball bat as backup. Anyways, Kayo and I sneaked out. We were about halfway there when I realized something.

"… It is too quiet. We should at least be hearing something. I cannot even hear breathing," I whispered to Kayo. Kayo looked around.

"… Why do I feel impending doom is about to fall upon us?" She whispered, worryingly looking around. I had a strange feeling to look up, and my eyes widen at what I saw. Prussia and Artie somehow managed to get themselves on the ceiling, and their grins were so wide, I would've mistaken them for the Joker from the Batman series if they had the right clothing and makeup on.

"Kayo… I don't think I could put our doom any better than that," I whispered. She looked at me, looked at the direction I was looking, and her eyes widen as well. That was when Artie and Prussia fell from the ceiling over us. Kayo and I sprinted out-of-the-way just as they were about to land on us. Artie almost got Kayo by the leg when we slammed the door to the game room shut.

*End of flashback*

Fast forward to when China turned to us. He horribly confused. He was not so confused after we explained what happened. Then we apologized for trapping him in here with us.

"It's alright, aru. It makes being in this room less lonely. I was just deciding what game I should play, aru," He said looking through the game racks. We decided to help him, but after 10 minutes, a certain someone started knocking on the door.

"Kayo, Margarita, China; are any of you in there?" A familiar voice asked. I know that voice anywhere.

"Yeah, we're in here Gallerian," Kayo said, her attention still looking at the different games.

"Okay I was just wondering. Why are you girls, and guy, in there anyway-," Gallerian never finished. Everything got too quiet yet again. This is why Kayo and I unlocked the door, only to find a note. I picked it up, scanned it, and (if this was an anime) sweat-dropped.

"What does the note say, aru?" China asked. I sighed, proceeded to facepalm, and read the note.

"Dear Margarita, Kayo, and un-awesome old man" (China: I AM NOT OLD, ARU!)

"The awesome Prussia and Pirate Artie have captured your greedy friend. If you ever want to see him again, meet us in the theater. Remember, MARGARITA'S VITAL REGIONS SHALL BELONG TO THE AWESOME Prussia! Oh, and Kayo's vital region shall belong Artie! If you try anything, you shall get a punishment.

- Signed: The Awesome Prussia and Pirate Artie.

Ps. Do NOT bring the un-awesome old man with you."

"WHY DOES PRUSSIA KEEP CALLING ME OLD, ARU?!" China yelled/asked. That was when a something formed in my mind.

"Why do you have a mischievous smile Margarita? Do you have an idea of how to get us out of this?" Kayo asked.

"Not just an idea…," I paused for effect. "… I've got a plan," I said, smiling like the Cheshire cat.

Later, in the Theater...

I peaked in the theater through the door, and what I saw made me facepalm yet again. Gallerian, wearing his usual clothes minus the scarf, was tied to a fake pillar prop on the stage by said scarf. Kayo and I walked in, only for Prussia and Artie to jump from behind the pillar.

"Kesesesese~ I guess this means that you got the note?" Prussia asked. I could only glare at him.

"Why else would we be here? And why the h*** are you two tag-teaming?" Kayo asked, glaring at Artie. Artie noticed the glaring and chuckled.

"He be me bucko {1} lassie. And we decided to help each other get the wench we want," He explained, pointing to Prussia. Gallerian rolled his eyes in annoyance while I sighed.

"Look, can we skip the formalities and cut to the chase?" I asked, annoyed. Prussia looked shocked at first, then smirked seductively.

"Well of course. But we might need to go to your r-"

"That's not what I meant. I meant release Gallerian and this will not result in your '5 meters' being reduced to 5 centimeters," I threatened. The look on Prussia's face was disbelief, anger, and what I think is horny. 'He took the bait.' I thought.

"We'll see about that," He started walking off the stage. Before he DID get off the stage, I put my brilliant plan into action. I snapped my fingers and, like a ninja or something similar in stealth, Conchita landed on Artie from nowhere.

"I'M HUNGRY D*** IT, AND YOU'RE MY SNACK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" She yelled, strangling Artie as he tried to get her off him. Prussia ran, and as he passed me, he grabbed me by the arm and started dragging me with him, for about three feet. I hit him square in the back of the head with the baseball bat that I hid with me. He let go of my arm, and then China came in and hit him in the head with his wok. Prussia went out like a light.

"Get this wrench off me before I feed her to the fishes!" Artie yelled, struggling to get Conchita off him. I tossed Kayo my bat, she went to Artie and smacked him in the head, as hard as she could. He immediately slumped to the stage floor, not moving. Conchita tried biting at his neck, but Kayo knocked her out with the bat before she could.

"Well… That was fun," I said, sarcastically. Kayo then picked up Conchita by her arms.

"At least your plan worked, and at least we had some entertainment today. I will get Conchita. Margarita, you get Prussia. And China, you get Artie," She said. China and I nodded. I dragged Prussia back to his room while China and Kayo dragged Artie and Conchita to their rooms.

When I opened Prussia's room, I sweat dropped yet again today. Prussia's room is black and white. The rug was that of a Prussian flag. The shelves have diaries and something else that I rather not say. I picked him up bridal style and put him on his bed. I thought about looking at one of his diaries, but decided not to and instead just to get some food. I exited Prussia's room, closed the door, and headed towards the kitchen. Because of the events of today, I thought about the unit we might get next. For the sake of the sanity we have left, please let this unit be sane.

{1} Bucko- according to a pirate dialect dictionary I found that "Me bucko" = "my friend"

Me: Sorry that took so long. I had writers block for almost three days straight. My mind is getting back on track. Please do not hate me for having this chapter is short, I do not know what they can do and I still need to figure out who the next unit is.

China: As long as it is not someone who is annoying.

Russia: Or Belarus.

Everyone: *shivers*

Me: I am not going to add Belarus… Unless I feel like being mean... in other words it's highly unlikely. That is not going to happen any time soon. So please review!