This is a filler chapter! We will have at least two in the current story.

-para-para-paradise-

The gang is around a table, playing poker. Dark is in the lead, while Link is in a close second. Zelda has no idea what she's doing, and Sheik is trying to beat Link. Ocarina!Dark is trying to fix a radio, while Ocarina!Link is playing with their daughter Linda. Ocarina!Zelda is snoozing away on a window ledge.

"Full house. Sheik is out."

"I think I'm next."

'Probably miss Zelda," Dark smirked, "since you know nothing."

Sheik left the table to check the magical mailbox. A few reviews, but no questions. Ah, these people must be mindless. She was grateful for the break either way. God knows how much drama the author put them through(hey!). Don't know, don't care. (You know very well I'm talking to you missy!) Alright, what do you want? (an apology) Geez, I'm sorry. (...) I'm sorry that I called you a drama queen. I was out of my place. (Thank you.)

After the encounter, Sheik returned to the table to find out Zelda had actually won.

"I'll say, I didn't expect that Zelly." Link said smiling.

"Nope, Bitch Princess got some skills."

"I think I'm starting to accept that name. You mean no offense, right?"

"Of course not your highness."

come on people! This is your chance to ask questions! Ask them!

I checked the stats this morning. This is easily the most popular story I had ever done.