A/N: "Late again, forgive me friends, for I am late again.'Til the day I die Lord Knows I'll try. 'Cause I'm still late again"

MxPx song apart, I'm here with yet another prompt. This isn't the 30 day OTP challenge, this is the neverending OTP challenge, but I won't give up!

I am late… GOMEN!

"I'm home!" Mathias beamed making his way inside the house. He held two bags from the shopping mall.

Lars was watching a movie in the living room, sipping at his boiling coffee and smoking "Where were you?"

"I was at the Mall. Tino needed help with Peter."

"Oh, yes, the little sticky scumbag no one cared about" that comment rewarded Lars with a flying keychain on his head.

"You just don't talk like this about kids! Not about my nephew and your nephew" scolded Mathias

"Until you put a ring on me, it's just your nephew."

Mathias groaned, putting the shopping bags on the table and hanging his coat by the entrance door.

"Did you buy some clothes?" asked Lars, pointing at the shopping bags.

Mathias smirked at the question, as he proceeded towards the table "Well, more or less…"

Lars was confused with that half answer, one either buy clothes or not. What was with this mystery stuff? He hated his boyfriend at times like these. Besides he was worried, that look in his eyes suggested he was up to no good.

"You know, we went to this store, the new one on the third floor, in the central mall"

Lars shook his head "You mean the one which sells incredibly cheap stuff?"

"That one! They mostly had kids' stuff but then, I discovered the adult corner!"

"Hardcore porn movies?" snickered Lars

Mathias left the comment unnoticed as he proudly took two one-piece, bright colored pajamas. They looked like two pony costumes, they were pony costumes! They even had hair!

One was blue with a rainbow tail and hair while the other was orange with a yellow hair and tail, and it had a kind of a cowboy hat sewed on the hood as well.

Lars stared at the view besides him, horrified "Whatever's the price you paid them, it's still too much!"

"Shut up and put yours on." Ordered Mathias, launching the blue kigurumi to his boyfriend who stared at it in horror "You're nuts. I'm not going to wear this crazy stuff! Besides, I don't trust products bought in such a cheap shop, who knows what are they made of!"

Mathias grunted, he was pretty stubborn when it comes to trivia stuff like this, crossing his arms over his chest, he pouted, walking towards the bathroom with his precious, cheap pajama in his hands "Okay then, I wish you and your hand have fun tonight and the following nights because you're not going to get some from me! I bought them because I thought it was cute to have something to share. I'm not asking you to wear this outside…."

Hoping his boyfriend would have quitted whining, Lars moved to the bedroom to wear that damn colored thing.

Despite the look, he had to admit that the thing was comfortable and extremely warm "I'm coming downstairs, drop your camera and phone!"

Once downstairs, Lars was met with a view he wasn't expecting: Mathias wore his flash orange costume, some spare hair bangs came out from the hood, the sleeves were a bit longer than his arms and fell down, rocking. Despite his initial enthusiasm, the man felt a bit uneasy wearing it, his cheeks reddened when he saw his boyfriend appearing at the door: "Lars, you're cute!" he smiled, and that defiantly triggered Lars. He couldn't resist: he pulled Mathias close, groping his butt and kissing him "You're the one to talk" he whispered, hungrily.

Mathias chuckled, he would have never predicted such an effect. Feeling something down poking at him and understanding the temperature was hotter than the pajama could allow, he encircled his boyfriends neck, coming closer and grinding against him "Move to the bedroom, shall we?" he naughtily suggested.

Lars didn't need to be told twice, he scooped his boyfriend up and brought him straight to bed. The two kissed passionately, letting their hands roam on each other's body. Those kigurumis, however, were in the way.

"We should take them off…" suggested Mathias, shifting uneasily. Lars smirked "We don't need to…" he suggested as he reached up for the zipper in Mathias' pajama "…let's just open it…" he pulled the zipper down, or at least he tried to "Damn, it got stuck!" muttered Lars, pulling at it harder. He eventually went too hard and the zipper came out "Dammit! I knew they were made with shit!" Roared Lars, defiantly breaking the mood.

"If you weren't such an ogre, it would have opened, look!" Mathias went to open Lars' zipper and it broke just like his "Good job, fairy." Commented Lars and that made his boyfriend snap defiantly: he pushed Lars away to get up from the bed, grabbed a packet of tissues and threw it at him "I'm going to watch TV. Wish you and your hand have fun together!" he commented before slamming the door at his back.

Lars roared in frustration, he would have burnt that damn pony shaped costume!

A/N: Lame? I didn't want to go for the hotties, it just happened…. I'm sorry, it's that some prompts are pretty difficult to me.

See you next year, then? O.o

Ps. since when did they take the linebreaks away?