Hi! I'm back. Thanks for all the reviews and adding this story to favourites etc. I hope you like this one, it's rather short but it was a funny idea that came to me and I had to share it.

Disclaimer: If you recognise it, it's not mine.

Education

Whilst living in the TARDIS, Amy, Rory and the Doctor had tried to give Edmund some kind of education. Obviously, none of them were teachers, but they tried their best.

From Rory, Edmund had learnt a lot of first aid and biology. He could tell you exactly how many pints of blood there is in the human body (8), where organs where and what they did, how the heart and lungs worked, knew the names of all the bones in the body and where they were, and knew how to treat many injuries.

Amy taught him about literature. She loved books, and loved coming up with her own stories (which was one of the reasons her parents and aunt had assumed the 'raggedy man' was an imaginary friend and not some creepy person who had preyed upon their child). And she was great at art. Together they made loads of sculptures and drawings and she told him all she knew about various artists (van Gogh especially).

Between them, Rory and Amy sorted out maths.

History was left to the Doctor. His teaching style was to 'learn whilst doing' so Edmund had met a lot of historical figures, although some were after his time ( and even after Amy and Rory's time).

One of the many historical figures he met was Queen Elizabeth 1st. That had been accidental; the Doctor had been trying to take them to meet her older sister. For some reason he became rather uneasy around Queen Elizabeth 1st.

The reason became clear shortly after he had had to use the sonic screwdriver in front of her, which he had been avoiding doing. The Queen stared in astonishment at said item for several moments.

"Doctor…" she murmured, before her expression changed to one of intense rage.

"Ah, I was afraid of this," said the Doctor. "I think we'd better run."

"Why?" asked Amy, a question which was swiftly answered when the Queen screamed.

"Guards! Seize them!"

"It's a long story."

And that was all the Doctor would say on the matter.

Hope you enjoyed it