Why Hello Everyone, Aren't you happy to see me?

Well... I will no longer spend half the story doing replies to reviews, only a couple key ones, although,

Goldninja something: Did you really think that spamming my review page was a good idea? I like reviews, but you just put the same thing over and over again!

Myra: that's a lot of suggestions, but I won't include all of them, but I will include some

and Lightraypearlshipper: I like how your giving me advice, but I won't change anything before now, but I will make chapters less rushed, but some people just don't give a crap about all the filler #$%!

Okay everybody who made suggestions, I will try, but no guarantees I will incorporate them into my plan!

Thanks until next time:

P.S. There may be some days when I don't write at all, High School Tryouts are fierce!

And yes, I will be doing Kalos..

Kanto Starters finished

It was a bright and beautiful day, the pokemon and humans were out playing, our three heroes and one stalker were walking down the road(why you ask, cz I said so!). As usual, Misty was fighting with Ash and Giselle, while Brock tried to tune them out.

Misty, of course, was jealous of Giselle, here she was, a gym brat with no fame, no looks, not a lot of money, no new clothes, and most importantly... nobody interested in her.

Giselle was the exact opposite, she had everything a girl could want, fame from her modeling days, gorgeous body, rich parents, designer clothes, and the cutest boy in the world.. Ash Ketchum.

Giselle of course, had no worries, she was walking with her best friend(who she wanted to soon be her boyfriend) with nothing to stand in her way except an ugly gym brat that tried to flirt with Ash by arguing( I mean really? How childish!).

Brock was the calm one of the group, he was always cool and collected and always managed to keep the arguments to a minimum, unfortunately, it seemed like Giselle and Misty went out of the way to make each other's life miserable, take this morning for instance, Misty was washing her hair and taking a bath when Giselle, knowing this, told Graveler to use Sand Attack on her, this, of course led to Misty getting sand in her face and body.

Misty decided to attack "poor and innocent" Giselle with her Staryu... except Ash walked in without knowing what happened first and saw Misty bullying his best friend(who he was attracted to, not that he knows that of course). This led to Ash and Misty arguing about Giselle, who ran off "crying". The argument ended up with Ash having Bulbasaur and Pikachu(who was very attached to the girl) whipping and shocking Misty's water pokemon into next week, then Ash found Giselle very conveniently crying(what a coincidence!) in his bed. This of course, led to cuddling and after a lot of hugging and alone time, Giselle calmed down.

Misty of course had to get Giselle back, so she embraced her illusion that Giselle was a fat girl, and decided to shrink all of her clothes with Starmie's scald. This of course, led to no effect on her shirt, but Giselle's skirt was a couple inches higher, this of course, led to Ash staring at Giselle's creamy legs as they walked as Misty fumed in the corner.

All in all, not Misty's best week.

Anyways, they were walking along the street, Ash supporting Giselle because she "twisted her ankle" (isn't she devious?").

so Misty, decided that it wouldn't be the best for Giselle's hairdo if she let Staryu use Rain Dance, unfortunately, this endangered the life of a certain Charmander that decided to wait for his trainer Damien who had promised that he would come back for it.

As the group rushed to the nearest pokemon center, Ash squinted his eyes and saw a weak light coming from up ahead, as they got closer, they could see the small lizard pokemon.

" A Charmander!" Ash exclaimed, "cool,"

But as they got closer, they could all see that the Charmander was in a very bad shape, Brock mentioned this, Ash and company almost left it on the rock, but Giselle insisted on bringing the poor pokemon with them to the Pokemon center before it died!

So Ash carried Charmander to the pokemon center where he handed the poor pokemon to Nurse Joy, who carted off the injured pokemon to the critical care unit.

Ash and his friends sat down on a couch in the pokemon center where they heard a trainer smack talk about how good he was and how many rare pokemon he has. Then Ash heard the trainer talk about his Charmander, "Oh that weak Charmander's so stupid, I left it on a rock because it was so weak, it's probably still there it's so stupid!"

Ash immediately jumped up followed by Giselle(who was still in her revealing clothes).

"What did you say?" Ash yelled at the trainer.

"What are you talking about, twit!" the trainer shot back at him.

"Did you leave your Charmander out in the rain to die?" Ash asked.

"Yeah so?" The trainer said, "I'm Damien, the coolest pokemon trainer ever, and I can do as I please!"

Of course, he was staring at Giselle the whole time, not that Ash noticed(or if he did, he wouldn't know what it meant!"

"Oh yeah," Ash was at the limits of his temper now, "Well I challenge you to a 6 on 6 pokemon battle, the loser has to admit he is wrong and will leave his journey for an entire year before he can start over!"

"Fine, I accept!" Damien answered confidently, "Get ready to lose to the great Damien!"

The two walked outside, after a little episode with a very pissed off Nurse Joy!

"This will be a 6 on 6 pokemon battle, no subsitutions and no time limit! Begin the battle!" Said Brock, assuming the role as judge.

"Victreebell! Let's go!" Damien called.

"Scyther I choose you!" Ash called out his Scyther.

"Victreebell, let's show them our power, use Razor Leaf!"

Sharp leaves flew at Scyther, or where Scyther was a couple seconds ago, Ash had ordered Scyther to dodge!

"Scyther, Night Slash!"

This continued until Damien's other five pokemon were all one shotted!

Scyther's claws became cloaked with dark energy and a slash of his claws determined the demise of one Victreebell!

Damien sunk into his knees in defeat, he couldn't believe that he had lost to such a newbie!

"That's it!" Damien muttered, "I will come back with stronger pokemon some day, just you wait, Ash Ketchum!"

"Great job Ash!" Giselle congratulated her best friend, "You showed that idiot who's boss."

"Yeah," Ash said darkly, "I hope he learned his lesson..."

After Charmander had been healed Ash came up to the small lizard,

"Char Char?" Charmander asked Ash

"I'm sorry, your trainer has left you," Ash said, "But you may come with me."

The lizard pokemon nodded his acceptance and a flash of red light confirmed the capture...

Sorry I didn't add Squirtle! This chapter just showed how strong Scyther will eventually be, a real powerhouse, up there with Salamence and Victini, they will be the first of his most elite pokemon!

Squirtle will be next chapter... I didn't abandon this story! I had tennis tryouts and then matches along with registration! I will try to update more now!