Mermando looks over to her "You know you didn't strike me as the type to dress so fancy Ms. Lumberjack."
She groans "I'm not, i'm just wearing this because they have this stupid 'dress code'
and besides.. if I dressed like me, they'd know who I was, i'm kinda well known in this town."
They set down at their table.
Wendy looks up "I'll have a barbacue chicken, and a bag of chips."
The guy raises an eyebrow
Wendy sighs "Oh...
right..
gotta think fancy..
what would Pacifica Northwest eat?"
She then mumbles to herself "I'm gonna have to start being more like her anyway if I wanna be with..
I MEAN..."
Mermando raises an eyebrow "Is everything ok.. *HACK* 'Mi amore'?"
Wendy laughs nervously "Everything is just fine..
*HACK* Honey bun."
Mermando cringes "Ew."
The waitress looks down to them "You two ok?"
They both look at each other with disgust "We're fine, uh, give us...
uumm.. Caviar."
Mermando scoffs "I AM NOT EATING BABY FISHIES."
Wendy sighs "Please 'baby' won't you eat it for me...pleeeeeeeaaaase?"
Mermando crosses his arms "NO."
Wendy grabs the waitress' shirt "Please tell me you have veggietarian caviar."
She shakes her head no
Wendy throws her "FINE,
JUST BRING HIM YOUR FANCIEST SALAD."
As soon as she leaves, Finn shows up.
"GUYS! I SEE AND MABEL!"
Wendy sighs again "So go to them!"
Finn struggles to speak "B-b-but...
i'm kind afraid of this Gideon guy...
maybe I should wait until he goes... to the bathroom."
Mermando growls "NO! GO! NOW!"
Finn rushes away "FAHN BROTHAH."
He then runs over to their table
END OF CHAPTER
