Chapter 11

(BELATED) HALLOWEEN SPECIAL:

It turns out that the Glee club has been busy raising their club funds, even after their embarassing loss to the Generation of Miracles. To raise money, they decided to hold a bake sale and host a haunted house to suit the theme Halloween which was coming up soon as a backup plan. The Generation of Miracles have not failed to notice this and decided to hold a meeting.

"Akashicchi, let's have some fun at their fundraising events!"

"Kise you're too noisy as always nanodayo." "MIDORIMACCHI HIDOI-SSU!"

"Ryouta, we are here to learn more and improve, not to fool around."

"Akashi, Oha Asa said that it would be good luck for an Aquarius to go to a haunted house on Halloween, (pushes up his glasses) not like I care or anything."

"You too, Shintaro?" Akashi turned to glare at the glasses wearing greenette.

"Demo, Aka-kun, they should take a break ocassionally and enjoy themselves!" a pouting pinkette protested.

"I said drop the ridiculous nickname, Satsuki."

"Akashi-kun, could we please take a break?" puppy eyes were unintentionally aimed at the redhead, rendering him useless and making him soften his gaze.

"All right, Tetsuya." even the invincible emperor couldn't resist puppy eyes...

"Yay! Let's crash their party, ne Aominecchi?"

*snores* "MOU! DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP AOMINECCHI!"

"Tetsuya, wake him up." "Hai, Akashi-kun."

The tanned ace woke up to a painful jab to his stomach from an ignite punch courtesy to the phantom player, inducing an indignant and pained yelp from the ganguro.

"OW! TETSU, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? THAT HURT!"

"Aomine-kun should not sleep in our meetings." the tealhead returned a steady deadpan look.

"Good job Tetsuya. Daiki, you deserved it."

"Oi, Akashi."

"Not another word from you unless you want to try my Halloween special training menu."

"..."

Day of the bake sale:

The Glee Club set up their booth in the cafeteria to sell their baked goods, the wide variety of foods ranging from minature pizzas to cupcakes to apple turnovers. The first customers they had were the Generation of Miracles, their bitter rivals at many different aspects of school life. A death-glare contest ensued, with the Miracles winning with the staring and observing specialist on their side giving everyone a deadpanned look. Murasakibara broke the silence with a yawn and a statement that made all the Miracles sweatdrop and the Glee Clubbers jawdrop in shock.

"I'm hungry. Aka-chin I want one of everything."

"Ask Ryouta to pay for you Atsushi."

"HIDOI AKASHICCHI! NANDE?"

"You still owe me 25 dollars for me helping you escape your rabid fan girls just last Friday."

"But that doesn't mean I have to pay for Murasakibaracchi's sweet tooth..." Kise whined out loud.

"Ryouta you have just earned the privilege of being the first person to try my new Halloween special training menu."

"EHHHHHHH?"

"Another sound from you you will get a new upgrade to the special training regime that is only avaliable to annoying blond models."

The blond was fortunately (or not) smart enough to shut up and sulk in silence and pout which made all the girls around him (besides from Momoi and the Glee girls) go 'kyaa~' and faint from severe nosebleeds.

The bake sale was soon cleared out by the purple giant and there was nothing left over except for cookie crumbs and flakes of pastry. Dead air soon surrounded the Glee club as they realized that they had underestimated the number of baked goods to bring for day 1. Momoi's smile brightened and she turned to the New Direction. "Hey, I brought some food too! Do you want to sell those? I wanted to bring them for Dai-chan but he said he would eat them later, so would you like to try them?"

The Kiseki no Sedai inwardly flinched as they heard what the pinkette said and turned slowly to the other group, their faces paling rapidly and turning colours faster than a traffic light. Akashi seemed to be smirking slightly even as he chuckled nervously, his eyes hidden behind his blood red bangs "Satsuki, we will leave you now, we seem to have extra practice, we have to improve our stamina and perhaps perfect Tetsuya's phantom shot."

"Demo, Aka-kun..." an icy glare shot to her quickly silenced her and made her nod furiously and comply to the captain's wishes. The Miracles left hastily and the Glee club was left behind with a overly cheerful Momoi and her large batch of cooking. The Glee club practically tore open the paper bag and fought to take a look at the pinkette's creations and each took a slice of delicate strawberry shortcake and took a bite.

The next day came and the whole of the Glee club were absent for the next three days due to severe food poisoning.

FUNDRAISER BAKESALE - FAILED

ALTERNATIVE - OUT SICK FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT

The day of the haunted house...

The Glee club has been forced to form a temporary alliance with the football team to raise their club funds together, resulting in a dispute of who to put on the make-up and costumes and who to stand outside and keep order. Naturally, the Glee club lost the argument and were tangled in an array of old dusty costumes and smearing on make-up.

Finn was struggling to put on a pirate costume that seemed to be 2 sizes too small. "Tell me why do we have to do this again?"

"Because we ate food that came straight from hell and we lost 3 days worth of funds and so we have to resort to this backup plan. Does that answer your question Finn?" Puck turned to Rachel who answered that question, picking at his grim reaper costume. "Man, we were out cold for like 3 days because we ate that strawberry shortcake, who knew what was in there? And because of that shit we now have to put on stupid costumes and scare kids."

Santana had on short black and red tight dress with a pair of devil horns perched on her head, her ugly mood and the 3 pronged pitchfork in her hand made her look like some sort of serial killer ready to go on a killing rampage, particularly after a group of teens with abnormally colourful hair.

The haunted house opened, at first only a few kids were attracted to the haunted house, 3 minutes later they all came out squealing for their moms, this made a lot of other kids and toddlers curious and soon the Glee club and the football team were raking in their money. The Generation of Miracles and Momoi decided to turn up soon after, all dressed causually. However, each person had a different reaction showing.

Kise was wailing with tears in his eyes.

Aomine was shaking and mumbling prayers like a mantra.

Momoi was squealing and clinging onto Kuroko.

Midorima was polishing a shoe, his lucky item of the day.

Murasakibara was indifferently crunching on his chips.

Akashi was smirking while twirling his scissors around.

Kuroko was looking uncomfortable but stoic as ever.

They all arrived at the haunted house entrance where one of the jocks of the football team stopped them. "You there, shorty. Keep those scissors out of the way." A pair of scissors came flying and left a deep cut on his cheek. A cold voice resonated through the halls of the haunted house, making everyone shiver "I think that you could kiss my scissors, they seem to be... quite attracted to you." after the small confrontation the redhead stepped into the haunted house, his facial expression unreadable as ever. Kuroko followed close behind with Aomine and Kise trailing at the back, Midorima just ahead of the blond. The snack-lover had to duck down every so often to avoid bumping his head and Momoi was tightly grabbing onto Kuroko's right sleeve.

The haunted house seemed to be quite a joke, Midorima mused as he watched the seventh ghost run screaming the way they came after Kuroko unintentionally made it jump out of its skin (again). Akashi's brick-like expression seemed to frighten the ghosts and monsters more than anything, leaving them frozen and making Kuroko check to see if they were still alive or not. The devils and monsters however were not amused and did not like it one bit as they were supposed to be the ones scaring people off, not be scared back themselves. Even so, by the time the group of teens came out of the house, they were dragging a teary blond and an out-cold Aomine out and back to the dorms.

OMAKE:

Aomine woke up to a faceful of icy cold water, after screaming like a girl and blinking through the droplets, he found a chalk white face looming over his.

It took a while for the shock and fear to register.

He wordlessly fainted.

That was the fifth time that night.

Kuroko blinked in confusion, while turning to Akashi.

"Akashi-kun, Aomine-kun fainted again."

"My, my. He sure is easy to play with."

"Eh?"

"Nothing, Tetsuya. Let's see how many times he can faint again."