A/N: It's hard to say which song this is based off of – you've probably never heard it, and I know nothing about it, really. My older sister gave me a mix CD a few years ago which included the song upon which this is based, and I never did find out who it was by or what it was called. But for artistic license purposes (and to see if anyone else has ever heard of this song), let's just call it "Everything Is Super When You're..." (coughgaycough) As well, no offense is meant to Andre's character, who, if you think about it, really falls under the oxymoronical term "straight gay". (Rather like Fez from That '70s Show, who isn't gay, but sometimes acts like it just because he has a slightly effeminate nature.)
This isn't meant to be offensive to anyone at all. It's just a run-of-the-mill-making-fun-of-a-common-POTO-joke.
I thought about having the singer be Raoul at first, but that sort of thing has been far too overdone, and besides, he doesn't really exhibit much straight gay behavior in his various canons anyway.
Laugh away, and keep flames for yer marshmallows.
(slowly)
Andre:
Sets are flying...
Giry is crying...
Piangi is dying and
Firmin is lying too...
Phantom is killing...
Chagny is grilling...
The whole Opera's gone to hell, but how are you?
(music picks up speed)
I'm SUPER!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say!
I'm SUPER!
No, nothing bugs me!
EVERYTHING is super when you're—
Don't you just adore this pink cravat?
(music whirls cutely)
I'm so sorry
Monsieur Fantôme
But I just can't feel incensed by you right now!
Because I'm feeling
So insanely SUPER
That even the fact you hanged Buquet can't bring me down!
Chorus:
He's SUPER!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered, he couldn't be better, he must say!
Andre:
I'm SUPER! No, nothing bugs ME!
EVERYTHING is super when you're—
Don't you think I look cute in this wig?
This little coat? These purple shoes that I got at Crue's?
I'm SUPER!
Chorus:
(He's SUPER!) Firmin's got a whole house packed full tonight! And-those-ball-et girls are a sight!
Eve-n if the chan-de-lier fell to-night,
Andre-would-be-fee-ling-quite-all...RIGHT!
QUITE ALL RIGHT!