Chapter 11! Wow this piece of work has gone far hasn't it? It seemed like it was only yesterday when this fic was…reborn. Well the first one had short comings, and after writing a small message to the person who told me it was garbage, I decided to have a laugh and rewrite it, just to piss him off. I haven't heard back from the bag of douche yet, so I think my plan has worked so far. And if he is reading this, I hate you, I hate you with such a undeniable passion.…..on with the show!!!!!.
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"Fifty percent complete", those very words on the outdated computer flashed in front of Deadpool's eyes as he waited for the pictures to load onto the worn out computer.
"COME ON!!!!!". The merc with a mouth almost slammed his fist through the computer screen, but stopped when he realized that the computer could feel no pain. It was mostly his fault, because he bought the computer at a pawn shop, he also thought it was a steal for sixty two dollars.
Keitaro came into his room and stood behind his friend, trying to calm him. "Deadpool what do you expect from a computer that old….what year was that thing made?".
"….nineteen eighty two". Deadpool looked over his shoulder at Keitaro while keeping a straight face, showing that he was indeed telling the truth.
Keitaro slid his bedroom door closed and sat down next to the mercenary, his eyes studied the computer with a experts eye before saying in slight surprise, "commodore sixty four…holy crap".
Keitaro leaned closer to the screen to inspect it more, finding that it was indeed a original 1982 commodore 64 in mint condition. Its screen broadcasted a lovely three shades of grey and its tower was well, kind of big. And the key board was cereal box sized, It was truly the classic car of the computer world.
"Deadpool…where did you get this?".
"…..pawn shop". Deadpool said as he looked back at the screen, and found it to be at fifty five percent loaded.
Keitaro sighed, he would have to break the news to Deadpool softly. "….you know…those things are slow…you wont get a internet connection with that one".
Deadpool stood up and looked down at the really old computer before saying "Well, thanks for screwing it up for me…but then again you save me time! Now I can go fin-".
Before the mercenary could even finish his sentence, Keitaro had gone into his closet and pulled a brand new laptop from underneath a pile of clothing.
"where the hell did you get that?". Deadpool went over to the table in Keitaro's room, where he was setting up the computer.
The Hinata manager just smiled and said "well me and shinobu bought it, we knew you didn't have a computer to put the pictures on…….".
"GOOD GOING KEISTER!!!! WERE IN BUSINESS NOW!!!".
Deadpool whipped the camera from the commodore and brought it over to the laptop, he plug it in as quick as he could before sitting down next to Keitaro.
"how long will this thing take?".
"well it'll take a few seconds to load the pictures on the computer and no time for the internet". Keitaro looked over to Deadpool and found him rubbing his hands together in a evil mad scientist manner.
Deadpool stopped for a moment as a smirk appeared under that black and red mask of his. He eyes looked over at Keitaro, "should we put them on a naughty web site….or put them on myspace and embarrass the crap outta all of them at once".
Keitaro smiled a little bit before saying "….how about both?".
The two looked straight ahead and started to laugh at the same time, in the same way.
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The table downstairs was filled with the residents of the all girls dorm, but strangely enough, the only two males were somehow absent from it all.
Motoko was first to take notice of this, she began then spoke up. "where are urashima and Deadpool?".
The girls stopped and looked around, finally realizing the two were gone, and when they are both missing, that means they are up to something. Naru cracked her knuckles, getting ready to hand out a ass beating to Keitaro at least. She stopped when the two began to come down the stairs, laughing at a joke.
"Then you know what I did keister?".
"HAHAHAHAHA!!..w-what!!".
"I took my knife, stabbed him in the leg and told him to stay away from my cheezys!!!". Deadpool made a stabbing motion with his right arm as the two began to laugh, but the joke had shocked the girls.
"who did ya do that to hun?". Kitsune looked up to Deadpool, not opening her eyes one bit.
Deadpool looked down at her and said "my friend weasel".
The two took a seat and began acting like normal, the girls finally calmed down enough to start eating again.
"….by the way, found some naked pictures of you girls on the internet today". Deadpool stopped talking and looked up at them before proceeding. "…they are great too, good angles, the guys a top notch photographer….think his name is jiraiya or something".
He looked at them as they all processed the information, they all then went into pissed off mode. "…could someone pass the salt?".
Motoko slammed the salt down in front of him hard, causing the cap to come flying off and land onto the floor beside him. She then proceeded to the nearest computer, except for Keitaro and Shinobu, who were both trying to stifle their laughter.
"CHECK THE COMPUTER IN KEITARO'S ROOM! I BOOK MARKED THE WEBSITES!!!!". Deadpool started laughing, his two accomplices immediately did as well.
"good thing I deleted the pictures off the laptop".
"yes keister, you saved our asses…..and that camera is in a place no one will find".
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The girls stared in shock at the laptop computer screen, the pictures from last night were plastered on both myspace and a website that looked to be set up for just this occasion.
"THAT BASTARD!". Naru stood seething with anger at what this unknown pervert did, he was worse than Keitaro from her point of view.
Motoko looked around the room, trying to find the camera or something that would implicate either Keitaro or Deadpool. Kitsune on the other hand was admiring the work that this unknown man did, his photography skills were amazing.
The resident swordswoman stopped looking, it was no use to try to accuse the innocent. She then looked at Naru and said "urashima and Deadpool are not the ones who have done this….they had told us about the pictures, sparing us from not knowing at all….we must stay vigilant in this matter, the man will return, and we shall be ready for him".
The three girls decided from that moment to always keep a sharp eye out for that pervert.
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"Deadpool, don't you think we've gone alittle too far?". Keitaro looked at his friend, watching him shove a piece of orange into his mouth.
The merc with a mouth swallowed it whole and said "yeah, ill delete the pictures tomorrow….just let me bathe in the glory of trashing their pride!…and I need to print the pictures out for my scrapbook".
Keitaro looked at Deadpool and asked "…you have a scrapbook?".
"doesn't everyone?! I have all my memories in that little book of mine! Like when I would hang out with wolverine!". Deadpool smiled at his memories, only to be interrupted with some words from Keitaro.
"…..you told me wolverine despises you".
Deadpool smiled and gave him two thumbs up, "hates me with a passion!…he's warming up to me though, he doesn't try to kill me like he used to…I think were on good terms. Ill invite him over tomorrow!, you guys will love the guy!!!!!!".
Keitaro and Shinobu looked at each other, knowing quite well that tomarrow would be another chaotic day.
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"hey kids! Your friendly neighborhood mercenary Deadpool here saying don't post pictures of yourself or others naked on myspace or the internet without permission from them. Myspace is filled with perverts and people who like to touch themselves!".
Deadpool, dressed as a police officer, pointed over to a large slideshow screen. He then clicked a button on a device in his hand, causing a picture of a young boy to pop up. he then said "this is billy…he's a fine young man with good grades, until he found certain pictures on the internet!. Now billy has fur on his palms and takes a interest in communism!….now you know, and knowing is half the battle…..GI JOE!!!".
Yeah had to end it with a message from the star, so you guys now know Deadpool is looking out for you!.