This all started with a crappy series of mine called Mind's Eye. It was the last few thoughts of the main characters as well as a few special guests, stated about half way through season 3. Shadow is a creation of Armadillo and the Adorable Psycho is a creation of Wepdiggy. Two much, much better authors then I am. I own nothing of the Chuck universe either.
What I am hoping is to be caught up before season 4 starts, but it's iffy.
And thanks for Jagged1 for the betaing of this crappy work
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Chuck vs the Pilot
Casey tugged on his new green shirt as he stood watch over his (grunt) asset. 'Hopefully, the geek won't last the week before getting himself shot, or make me shoot him. Hmmm, you know I could still do with some pancakes.'
Sarah stopped and pretended to be looking at some DVDs. 'Well, Walker, this is another fine mess Bryce left for you to clean up.' She glanced at Chuck's retreating form. 'I suppose I should tell him that the CIA are going to give me a 'cover job' close to here. Oh crap, I hope it's not that hot dog place. Hmmmm. Oh double crap. What is wrong with me, why do I keep wanting to glance at his butt?'
Chuck took a deep breath and kept going to the Nerd Herd desk. 'She shot someone, wow..oh.. wow.'
He sat behind the Nerd Herd desk and with a shakey hand, took a drink from his coffee mug. 'Oh Crap, she's shot people.'
The intersect 1.0 looked around his new living space. "Wow there is a lot of big empty space up here." He turned completely around in the big black space and a smile came to his lips. Taking a deep breath he shouted "THE SHADOW KNOWS!"Listening to the echo and chuckling, he turned and walked back to the blue box that he arrived in. "I'm going to have a lot of work to do here."
Meanwhile, in the small part of Sarah's brain that she kept locked away, the small part of Sarah that was pure lust, better known as her adorable psycho mode, watched the butt of the departing geek. "Wow, oh wow. I've been asleep for how long and this is what I wake up to. Now that is worth spying on. Come on, Come on you can do it, look at his butt again. You know you want to!"
And with that, the adorable part of her magically produced a throwing knife and started working at her lock.