A/N: I'm sorry for taking long to update this! I have been busy with other works, so I kinda had to postpone this chappy until later. I strongly advise you to review this please! And I have one person telling me that I should change the rating. I think I should, and If you have an opinion, please tell me! No lemons in the fic, don't worry. Just cursing, that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, and milk will come out of your nose. So please take the time to review! pretty please!

(does puppy dog eyes)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Laguna Beach. If I did, Kristin(not Kairi, the REAL Kristin) will die, and I would pair up Sora and Kairi and Roxas and Namine.

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Olette: It's a good thing male strippers are here! (dances to beat)

Jessica: Yeah! Better than Jason, the lil' whiz machine! (dances with Olette)

Olette: Although I do miss Hayner...but he always ate Doritos when we make out.

Jessica: Word. Jason eats anything off the fridge!

Olette: Well, does that suck. Try being friends with him for quite some time.

Jessica: Man, do I feel sad for you.

(Meanwhile...)

Axel: You wussys! REAL men go to strip clubs like me! And your mama's still feed you cookies at home?

Stephen: My mommy gives me my teddy bear!

Donald: Daisy tucks me in bed...teehee.

Jason: Yeah, and Jessica forces me to go to bed or she'll make me watch Oprah.

Goofy: YOU ALL SUCK! Life's all about the hookers!

Axel: FINALLY! Someone agrees with me!

Goofy: You wimps need to learn how to be a man!

Stephen: And yo mama need to learn to stop sleeping around.

Goofy: Dontcha be talking about my mama!

Donald: I thought she was dead.

Goofy: Oh yeah...

Axel: Hey! Do you hear that! Music is coming from the Usual Spot!

(pop music plays)

Stephen: That music sucks! i wonder who's in there?

(They peek in to find 5 men with big muscles in thongs)

Stephen: HOLY CRAP! THIS IS WORSE THAN HAYNER AND OLETTE GETTING IT ON!

(Stephen buries his head in tar)

Jason: HOLY SHI-

(Jason smacks his head several times)

Axel: Oh God! What is going on!

Jessica: W-what are you doing here?

Olette: Ur...go away!

Axel: You are so desperate if you ordered male strippers.

Olette: Uh...no, we didn't order them!

Voice: I DID!

Everyone: HUH?

(In comes a silver haired kid with a stick and black clothing.)

Stephen and Jessica: TALAN!

Talan: Yes, it's me! I have returned from the darkness...and I want to say I'm sorry.

Stephen: Hell yeah you beter apologize, now kiss my ass!

Talan: Idiot! I wanna go back to the Destiny Islands, but am too afraid of what people will think of me.

(Meanwhile, at Destiny Islands, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka are watching "Stupidest People from the Worlds")

Selphie: HAHAHAHAHA! Talan is a pissant! Look at him!

Tidus: What an idiot, turning to the dark side!

Wakka: Hey...those are our friends, ya!

Tidus: Ya what?

Wakka: Uh...I dunno. I say that a lot, ya.

Selphie: You say a lotta things. Hmm, I can't wait til Talan gets home so we can make fun of him!

Tidus: Okay, Selphie, I think "Sex and the City" is on. Let's watch it!

Selphie: Okay!

(Back to the Others)

Talan: I wish I had never been to the dark side...

Stephen: Heh. It seems you gained weight. You so fat, it took me a train and two busses to get on YOUR good side.

(Everyone but Talan cracks up)

Talan: Oh yeah? You so fat, we were playing Hide and Seek, and I found you hiding behind Mount Everest!

Donald: OOH! He told you!

Stephen: Oh yeah! Well, you so fat-

Organization XIII: Talan, you betrayer! Come back with us, and we'll give you a coupon to Hooters!

Talan: I'll take it!

Stephen: Say what!

Goofy: You dumbass! I can take you to Hooters for free! Get back here!

Talan skips towards the Orginization, but sees Stephen holding a lolipop so he skips to Stephen

Organization: NOOOOO!

Stephen: SUCKA'S! KISS MY UN-WAXED ASS!

Organization: Damn you gayasses! You will all die! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(They throw a smokebomb and everyone starts coughing, but when the smoke cleared up, the Organization is still there.)

(crickets chirping)

Stephen: Weren't you supposed to disappear?

Organization: Oh...sorry. Uh, which way is the back door?

Jason: Right behind you.

Organization: Oh sorry...see ya!

(Organization runs away)

Donald: Scary...

Stephen: Word.

To be continued...

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A/N: PLEASE REVIEW! I'm begging you! please! I really want your opinion! And I will try to update A.S.A.P.! Sayonara!