Oh yes. It'S TIME *THROWS FLUFF EVERYWHERE BEFORE CLEANING IT BACK UP* haha jk you still have like 3 chapters left puNKS

=== be the 'oh i thought you meant steak hahaha' guy.

First off, Let me tell you something punk. It's not a guy, hell no it's not, It's a girl. A bad ass real life vampire huntress. Okay that's a slight lie, She doesn't only go after vampires. She goes after everything mythological and spooky that you can wrap your mind on.

Roxy, the FEMALE, was currently holding a bag full of steaks from a misunderstanding. Her white and light purple scarf was wrapped around her neck gently, cascading down her back and to her knees royally.

She was stuck standing there in the middle of Rose's living room glaring at a very confused Rose and Jake as they sighed loudly at her, How the hell was she to know that they meant the wooden pointy stabby things? Jake had complained about being hungry and then Rose asked her to pick up some 'stakes'. Like, come on now guys.

Roxy sighed as she let go of the bag slowly, "Fine, should I go back and ask the butcher for some 'stakes'?" Roxy inquired as her words slightly slurred together. Her lip-gloss purple lips pulled in a tight frown. More like a straight line.

"No, How about Jake goes? I feel as thought he might actually know where to get them.." Rose said slowly, glancing to Jake who avoided eye contact. "I would.. But I actually have the lads in my class.. I feel as though I have a duty to grade their papers even if one is a horrid beast.." Jake shrugged slowly as his emerald eyes focused on the sky.

"Whatever, fine. I'll do it. Did you at least get the holy water Roxy?" Rose asked, turning her gaze back to the other girl who laughed sheepishly as she glanced to Jake. "The priest wouldn't let me. He screamed about how I needed to be cleaned after I asked to have it for vampire slayin'. So I absconded." Roxy shrugged, remembering how the pastor had chased her throwing the water at her.

"I don't even know what to say to that.." Rose muttered, clearly not even bothering to ask anymore of the matter. Roxy sighed before glancing to the guy that was standing left to her, "Well.. Mister English.. Any ideas on how to kill purebloods?" She asked slowly, tapping a finger on her chin as Jake blinked at her from behind his glasses.

"Nope. Should be the same, right?" Jake shrugged, not really thinking about the matter much before hand. "Well, The reward for the pureblood and the older one is $6,000. Let's not fuck up." Roxy said coolly making Rose throw her hands up in a confused motion.

"Says the one that bought ten steaks!"

"You didn't say not to.."

"I said stakes!"

"It's the same damn word."

"Whatever!" Rose growled before plopping down on the couch beside Roxy, who had sat down while Jake was muttering about grading papers earlier. Roxy was currently in a upside down position with her feet hanging over the top of the couch, and her head hanging off the bottom of it.

"She's just mad because I'm right." Roxy slurred with a wide grin as the other blonde groaned again. Jake laughed as he plopped down beside Roxy, before frowning a little. "So how will we do this?" He asked, leaning a bit to look past Roxy and to Rose.

"Dirk is a smart vampire.. It'll be tricky avoiding him.. And I highly doubt he'll leave an opening to snatch Dave.. We'll probably need back-up soon if we engage them this quickly.." Rose explained, thinking back on the few times she had seen Dirk before and never managed to kill him.

It honestly pissed her off beyond belief, her cheeks heating up in pure fury as the guy avoided her while laughing like a maniac. God she hated that damned vampire.

"You guys have been talking to John and Dave right?" Jake asked, remembering all the times the two had been goofing off in his class. It honestly made him feel a bit guilty for planning out how to kill Dave. He seemed so innocent when he was with John.

"Yes!" Roxy laughed, recalling all the confused messages John had replied back to her with. She honestly liked the kid, it sucked having to kill off his best friend. She shrugged, He'd live longer this way in the long run anyway.

"Yeah.." Rose murmured, She highly doubted either John or Dave telling anyone but each other of the messages. It was unlikely that Dave would tell Dirk that he had gathered attention to himself. He was pretty good at hiding, she'd give him that. But not as good as Dirk. She grinned at this, it was a bit too easy using John's flaws as Dave's weakness.

"Is Dirk on guard yet?" Jake asked, but was instantly answered with a "No." by Rose, who sighed as she put her feet onto the tea-table in front of her white couch. "If he was, He probably would have kidnapped John too." She waved it off with her hand, making Jake lean back into the couch slowly as he bit his lip.

"Why would he do that?", "Because its obvious the kid is going to get involved. It's either he gets kidnapped or one day comes to hunt him down. Vampires are very paranoid creatures, even if they hide this factor a lot." Rose said before Roxy burst into giggles.

"That's ironic seeing as the duo we're hunting has the best poker face evvveerrr! I wonder if they're into strip poker.. Man that-", "So what should we do about John?" Jake asked as Roxy continued talking to herself about playing strip poker with sexy vampire boys. "I don't know. It won't be easy to get around him", "- Would they start biting I mean that's a lot of flesh to be sho-","I don't think he'll let us kill the Striders easily.." Jake muttered back to Rose.

"I don't think they'd lost strip poker easily either.. It'd be hard to get Dirk's clothes off huh Jakey-", "Roxy shut up about Strip poker they'd kill you." Rose sighed out as she glared at the now red faced Roxy. Red faced from her blood going to her head, duh. Definitely not from the imagination of a nude Dave and Dirk Strider, nope.

"I don't know, I feel as if we worked together as a team Roxy we could get his clothe-", "Jake!?" Rose coughed as Roxy burst into a fit of giggles and chokes seeing as she was upside down.

"I see what you mean thought Rose. Johns definitely a problem whether he knows it or not.." Jake agreed slowly with a nod of his head, watching Roxy struggle to get a handle on herself. "I feel as though my next choice of action will be an awful one.." Rose sighed as she glanced to Jake, who replied with an eyebrow raise.

"We're going to kidnap a very confused boy."

=== Be a distressed teache- DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY BUTT!?

laUGHS LOUDLY