…did absolutely nothing!

Emolga: Emol Emolga Emolga.

Anthony: No, we sang it right.

Celebi hit Emolga in the head with a big plastic candy cane.

Anthony: Does it only work if SpongeBob sings it?

Espurr drove up in the Jerkmaker-9000.

Espurr: Oh, grow up. This isn't SpongeBob, this is real life. The effects of Jerktonium don't just go away because you sang a song.

The HIMYM Characters: Jerktonium?

Espurr: Celebi's gonna be stuck this way forever, and there's nothing you can…

Celebi grabbed Espurr and threw her into the sky.

Anthony: She's wrong! There is a way to cure someone from Jerktonium, we just used the wrong song.

Lily: What is Jerktonium?

Anthony: It's a…long story. Just get back in the car.

Anthony put Celebi back in her Luxury Ball. When everyone was back in the car, Anthony sat on Celebi's ball so she couldn't get out.

Anthony: Marshall, back to the wedding.

Ted: Wait a second. Where's Barney?

Leni: The really well dressed guy? He said there wasn't enough room in here, so he got a taxi back to the wedding.

Robin: Is he crazy? Doesn't he remember what happened the last time he did that?

Marshall: But he shouldn't have anything to worry about now, The Blitz isn't here.

Anthony: ….Actually...

Anthony pointed at Leni.

At the wedding, Barney was at a table talking to a man who was carrying a comically large bag of money.

Barney: But then I realized, "Oh wait, The Blitz isn't here, so I've got nothin' to worry about." So then, I…

The other HIMYM characters, Anthony, Leni, and Emolga came in looking psyched about something.

Ted: Barney, you will never believe who we saw!

FLASHBACK

Marshall: Oh my god! Is that who I think it is?

Ted: It's Charlie and Craig Reid!

Anthony: Who?

Ted & Marshall: The Proclaimers!

Anthony: The band that sings I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)?

The HIMYM Characters: Yeah!

Anthony: Oh my Christmas! I was gonna have Marshadow sing it for her at the wedding to turn her back to normal. But this is even better! Let's go see if they'll…

The Proclaimers were singing another one of their songs, I'm On My Way, when suddenly, a wild Tyrantrum appeared. It started attacking Charlie & Craig. They were able to fight back, but they needed help.

Leni: Should we go help them?

Try Asking Again: Yes.

Leni: You heard her, let's go!

END OF FLASHBACK

Barney: I missed a fight against a tyrannosaurus?

Anthony: Well, it's not called a "tyrannosaurus," but yeah, that's basically what you missed.

Ted: And then they did a live performance of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) for us.

Barney: Aw maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

That live performance cancelled out the effects of the Jerktonium on Celebi.

Barney: No. No. This can't be happening! Not again!

Ted: Sorry bro, you're The Blitz again.

Leni opened her mouth. A blue mist came out and went into Barney's mouth.

BLITZ!

Barney: No! No! Nooooooooo! Actually, I don't care. Because that guy I was talking to over there said that he'll…

Emolga: EMOLGA!

Emolga hit the guy Barney was talking to with an Electro Ball after Anthony had punched him in the face and kneed him between his legs. Emolga's attack was so powerful, that it launched the guy into the sun where he burned to death.

Anthony: It's about frickin' time we did that!

Barney: Why would you do that? He was gonna give us a comically large bag of money.

Marshall: He was?

Anthony: You just answered your own question, Barney. That was Walter Buyeverything. He wasn't just gonna give you money, he was going to buy you! But now his reign of evil has finally ended! Because he is DEAD!

Emolga: Emol Emol Emolga.

Anthony: That's right, he'll stay dead!

Anthony realized the HIMYM characters had left.

Anthony: Uhh…I wasn't the only one who saw them, right?

Try Asking Again: Yes.

Anthony: Ah. Good.

Popplio: We are gathered here today to join Celebi and Marshadow in Holy Mattress Money. Darn it! I can't believe I said it again.

Marshadow: That's ok, everyone makes mistakes.

Popplio: Marshadow, repeat after me. I, Marshadow…

Marshadow: I, Marshadow…

Popplio: Take thee Celebi…

Marshadow: Take thee Celebi…

Popplio: To be my loftily wedded wife until the end of time.

Marshadow: To be my loftily wedded wife until the end of time.

Popplio: Now Celebi, repeat after me. I, Celebi…

Celebi: I, Celebi…

Popplio: Take thee Marshadow…