AN: To reviewers, thank you for all the support and love while I was gone. Glad to see people are getting into the story. You guys are all quite horny too and that's my favorite kind of people. Your wishes will be fulfilled ;)

Also did I apologize for spelling Ganondorf so terribly? I apologize now.

Let's get to it. This continues right after the last chapter.


"Peach. Princess. Peach. PEACH. TURN AROUND."

"What? Oh, my God, Ike," Peach whipped around, annoyed, to look at the source of the incessant poking on her shoulder for the past two minutes.

Ike grinned and raised his eyebrows at her. Peach had been alone in the game room and playing Candy Crush on her phone for almost an hour after everyone had left. Of course, Ike could not pass up on the opportunity to sneak in, lock the door, whip out the dick, and poke his friend with it.

"Suck it, Toadstool. You owe me."

"Um, I don't know if I should," Peach shifted uncomfortably in her seat. "I was feeling guilty about last night."

Ike sat next to her on the beanbag chair and put an arm around her, "Princess, did you not have fun yesterday?"

"No, no! I had so much fun! I really liked it." She put her hand on his broad chest. "And I know I said there would be no feelings attached, but I still feel bad."

"I get it," he smiled understandingly.

"But this doesn't mean we should stop hanging out."

"No way in hell, Princess."

She seemed pleased and turned back to her phone, cuddling up to him as she got in her groove. He kept his arm around her shoulders, nuzzling her with his thumb, as a soft silence came over them. He was upset at how short their little agreement lasted, but there was nothing he could do but keep a respectful distance.

Peach groaned loudly and dropped her phone, "I ran outta lives."

"Want me to send you one?"

"Nah," Peach waved it off dramatically. Mid-wave, she knocked her hand into something. Her eyes lit up and she grinned at him. "Looks like you forgot to put something away."

"Fuck. It's not even up."

"You know I can help you with that."

"But you said that-"

"Shush," Peach put a finger on his lips. "I'm fickle." She put her head down and Ike's eyes rolled back in his head, making him forget all of his worries.


Samus had a lot on her mind. She was in the stadium training by herself in her power suit so she could cover her face. She needed this alone time and privacy to ruminate. As she darted back and forth, ending each of her turns with a little jump and roll in the air, she perused her thoughts, looking for answers to her troubles.

Samus was having major first world problems. She had never been close to so many people before, and out of the blue, she had all these friends. She was worried who to trust and if they even really liked her for her. Should she go back to her reclusive state in order to prevent getting hurt?

"Hey, Samus. What are you up to?" Pit of all people flew in and landed on the arena platform beside her.

"Watch out!" Samus pulled back her gun. "What are you doing here?" She took off her helmet and cocked her head.

"Just my routine flight around grounds," Pit smiled. "Actually, I lied. Pikachu told me you were here."

"Ugh, Pikachu," Samus changed to her zero-suit. "I'm really busy training and stuff."

Pit gave her a sly look, "Then why did you change?"

"Um," Samus was caught. She didn't want to admit it, but she wanted to look good in front of Pit all the time, and she knew she looked good in the tight blue spandex. "I've got to practice using my whip." She had to turn around to hide her red face after saying that.

Pit just laughed, "Whatever you say. Can I train with you?" He looked at her hopefully.

Samus just shrugged and sat on the floor to stretch out a little. The exhilarated angel pulled out his bow and got to work on his archery.

She watched him out of the corner of her eye for a while before deciding to speak up, "Do you want to fight me?"

"Hell yeah I do!" Pit separated his bow into swords in an instant.

"Bring it on, angel-face," Samus grinned deviously and faced him.

The two ran towards each other and started to attack. Samus collided into Pit with her full strength and felt a sharp prick digging into her side. By the time she caught sight of the swords, Pit had already pushed her back into the ground. She quickly jumped up and kicked him. He flew into the air and stayed there, flapping his wings and looking down at her haughtily.

"You're going easy on me, boy," Samus put her hands on her hips and looked up at him. "Get down here!"

"No thanks," Pit circled her.

Samus groaned and tried to grab him using her whip, but he dodged it effortlessly. "Come on, Pit! Don't be lame."

"I'll come down on one condition," his eyes twinkled. "Why are you here by yourself?"

Samus frowned, "None of your business."

"It's very much my business."

"Why?"

"Because you're my favorite person here and I care."

"Oh," Samus gasped. She stepped back and dropped her whip.

Pit dropped to the ground and picked it up for her. "I hope you don't take that in a bad way."

"No, no I won't. I…" Samus stammered. She took a deep breath to calm herself, "I like alone time. It helps me think."

"What do you have to think about?" He put his swords back together.

"Just things," she toed the ground. "I'm worried if I can trust you guys and if you all are really my friends." She cautiously looked up at him, realizing how stupid she sounded.

"You can trust me, Samus," Pit smiled sweetly. He took a step towards her, gathering some courage. "And we really, really like you. A lot."

Samus gulped as she felt her face get hot. She had no idea what was going on. Even Pit was shaking a little. She had to end this uncomfortable feeling. With a mischievous smirk, Samus grabbed Pit's bow with her whip and pulled it towards her, "Don't ever let your guard down!"

Pit laughed and snapped himself out of the moment. He pulled the bow away from her, "Let go, bounty hunter!"

Samus whined and tried to grab it back. She unleashed her whip and just barely missed his weapon, getting his wrist instead. She yanked him towards her anyway and was soon face-to-face with the warrior.

"Sorry about that," Samus blushed and loosened her grasp. "I guess I gotta work on my aim."

"Um, that's okay," Pit rubbed his arm. But he didn't move back. He stood there, just looking at her. Neither of them spoke. They barely breathed. They were so close that Pit could feel the heat from her body emanating off her. Their gazes lowered and lowered…

Samus cleared her throat and quickly turned around. "I've got to go. This was really fun."

"Ouch," Pit crinkled his nose as her ponytail hit his face. His heart was beating quickly.

"Can we do this again sometime? Please?" Samus asked.

"Definitely," Pit put his bow back in its holster. "But maybe we should pick a better place than out here."

"What do you have in mind?"

"I dunno," Pit shrugged. "Hey, do you wanna go get some ice cream?"

A soft smile came over Samus's face. "With bourbon?"

"Okay, sure," Pit ran a hand through his messy hair and the two were off.


Later that night, Roy and Zelda were returning from their date. They had watched an incredibly scary movie and Zelda was still a little jumpy. She was clutching onto Roy's arm tightly as they walked back to the mansion from the car.

"Damn, Z, you've got no backbone," Roy chuckled as he watched her scream at a rustling in the bushes, only to see that it was just Olimar and his Pikmin.

"I do too!" Zelda huffed. "How else would I be able to rule a nation successfully?"

Roy held his hands up in defense, "I'm just saying." They reached the door to the estate. "So, uh, did you have a good time tonight? I know I did."

Zelda gave him a weak smile, "It was fun, Roy." Although she wasn't one to lie, she hated hurting people's feelings as well. She did like Roy, since no one else had given her this kind of attention, but she didn't really like hanging out with him. He spent too much time talking about himself and trying to touch her.

"Great," he turned towards her and put his hands on her shoulders. "So… wanna invite me upstairs?"

"Excuse me?" Zelda tensed up, surprised at how forward he was being.

"Woah, relax Z," he lifted his hands. "I was just kidding."

"Oh," Zelda laughed nervously. "I'm really tired, that's all. And I know you have to go back home. I'll see you later, okay?" She eyed the door, dying to dive into her bed and sleep for the rest of her life.

"Wait," Roy grabbed her arm. "I'm staying for a couple days, remember?"

"Right," she tried tugging her arm away a little but he wasn't letting go. "I'll ask Ike to give you a room."

"What about your room?"

"Roy," Zelda shifted her eyes back and forth, looking for someone to distract him. Unfortunately, Olimar had disappeared. "I thought you said you were kidding."

He shrugged, "Maybe I wasn't." His dark blue eyes turned glassy.

"I'm sorry, Roy," she was tugging harder now. "I'm not like that."

Roy just stared at her.

"Please," Zelda whispered. "Let me go. This isn't the same guy from the party. You're scaring me."

"I came all the way from my world to see you and I'm not leaving without having some good old fashioned fun," Roy seethed.

"Back the fuck off!" The sound of a sword being unsheathed echoed through the air.

Roy flipped around, "What the…"

Link stepped out of the shadows and glared murderously at the mercenary. "You fucking heard me. Back the fuck away from the princess."

Roy sneered, "Or what? You're gonna stab me?"

"Do you doubt me?" Link lifted his sword. He was in full regalia, apparently just returning from brawling.

Roy dropped Zelda's arm. "Yo, man, I'm just playing. She knows it's all good."

"Princess," Link looked at her. "Are you okay?"

She nodded slowly, tears forming in her eyes. "Thank you," she mouthed silently.

"You're a fucking coward," Link raged with fire. "Go home and never come back, or I'll cut up that little face of yours and have Zelda chop off your dick and stuff it into your vagina."

"What do you even fucking know?" Roy shouted.

"Are you talking back to me?" Link grit his teeth.

Roy's eyes widened in fear and he slowly backed away. "I'm sorry, okay? It's cool. I'm sorry." He cautiously got into his car.

"I better not see you again!" Zelda shouted, her voice cracking.

Roy sped off, leaving behind only a trail of dust and tire marks on the driveway.

"Fucking prick," Link muttered. He put his sword away and took hold of Zelda's face. "You okay?" He took off his gloves and wiped her eyes.

"Yeah," she hugged him. "I'm so happy you came when you did."

"I shouldn't have ever let you go out with him," Link stroked her hair and sighed. "Come on, let's go upstairs. Tell me everything."

AN: Woo finally getting into ZeLink stuff. THAT WAY YOU GUYS CAN FINALLY BE HAPPY. Anyways I had to rush this chapter. Hopefully I can get another one out by TOMOROWMAOAD OMG MY FRIENDS ARE HERE GOTTA GO