The Super Breakup Plan! (chapter 11)
"I can't believe what I've been hearing all day Shadow!! Do you believe this?!" Amy asked, her teeth clenched together in anger as she paced the floor hastily in Shadow's apartment. She was pissed because of all the crap people had been giving her everywhere she went about being a whore.
"It's strange, they think I own you too, like some sort of slave! And what the hell is a pimp supposed to be?!" Shadow exclaimed.
"It's the dude who lends the whore out to guys and makes profit! I can't believe everyone's being so damn shitty!! They can go –BEEP- themselves!!!" Amy exclaimed.
"Amy, calm down, we talked about your self control.."
"SHUT THE –BEEP- UP!! I AM NOT A –BEEPING- WHORE!!-BEEP- IT!! I'LL –BEEPING- KILL THOSE MOTHER-BEEPING- BASTARDS!! THEY CAN EAT THEIR OWN SHIT!!"
"Wow Shad, she's worse than Blaze." Sonic said as Amy stomped out of Shadow's apartment.
Shadow slapped his forehead.
"Things are strange, as I said. Bad things happen only when we're together. Maybe we're just cursed…maybe.." Shadow said, sighing sadly.
"Maybe you guys weren't meant to be together. She is too crazy for you."
"Oh Shadow, I heard some really nasty rumors!! That's gotta burn!! I wonder who…." Rouge walked into the open apartment, spying Sonic sitting lazily on the couch.
"So, as I was saying, you should definitely go with Blaze! Blaze really loves you, you know that right?" Sonic said.
"Oh yeah, she's after his ass. I read her diary once while she was at Wal-Mart. She said some pretty creep y things like-.." Rouge began, but was then interrupted by Sonic.
"Are you sure that wasn't your diary Rouge?"
"No way, I'd never write any freaky shit like that! And even if I did, I wouldn't leave it where anyone would find it!" Rouge said.
"Are you admitting you do write creepy stuff?"
"Are you willing to keep living blue boy?"
"Shut up you turds." Shadow said.
"Ha! You're still suffering from relationship to Amy!!" Sonic said, referring to Shadow calling them turds.
"DAMNIT!!" Shadow exclaimed, banging his fists on the table.
"Don't listen to him, there's nothing wrong with your relationship!!" Rouge said, her eyes sparkling.
"What makes you so sure? She drives him insane!!" Sonic exclaimed.
"Why do you wanna break them up so bad?!"
"I'm just telling Shadow this could be helpful for him!!"
Shadow watched the turds argue back and forth, until a farmiliar voice filled the room.
"DAMNIT!! SHUT THE –BEEP- UP!! I IN TEH HOOD! SHUD UP MUDDER FUDDERS!!"
It was Knuckles, who was (yes indeed) still high on crack…and maybe his own fart too.
"Uh, okay…I thought we told Silver to watch you, and try to get you off the crack." Sonic said.
"HE WUZ TOO BUZZY WIT TEH RUMMORS MUDDER FUDDER BLU HEDGIE!!!" Knuckles slurred back.
"Rumors? What rumors?" Shadow asked, suspicious.
"Rumors? What the hell are you talking about Knux? You have had too much-.."
"DON TELL MEH WHA I HAVE TOO MUCH OFF MUDDER FUDDER! UR RUMORS 'BOU AMES AND SHADY!! THE ONE I CAM UP WIT!! DUHMB MUDDER FUDDER!!" Knuckles said angrily.
Something suddenly hit him from behind, and he was knocked out. It was Silver, who had whacked him with one of his shoes as if he were a cockroach. (EWWW!!)
Silver still looked like a zombie, from lack of sleep.
"Rainbows…fluffy clouds….I believe I can fly…warner nutin…." Silver then fell over.
Blaze came behind them.
"Damnit, they just gotta mess up everything when they go out for margaritas!"
"I WISHED IT AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE!!" Silver exclaimed.
In turn, Blaze kicked him.
"Plans, rumors? Care to explain this Sonic?" Shadow asked.
Blaze's eyes widened, and she took Silver and Knuckles over each of her shoulders.
"I'm outtie!!" she said, running off.
So the only one left was Sonic.
"You gonna explain?" Shadow asked as he popped his fists eagerly, an angry look in his red eyes.
"…-BEEPING- Shit…." Sonic mumbled.
Tails then entered.
"Alright, the crack theater troupe!! Best acting ever!" he said.
"What?"
"Me, Cosmo, and Cream have been watching from the very beginning! Sonic, Blaze, and knuckles are the ones that trashed your relationship. It was very amusing. Best entertainment ever!" Tails said, giving a sarcastic clap.
"So from the beginning, huh?"
Amy stood at the door, and she looked pissed. Hammer in one hand, she walked up to Sonic.
"This has been going on for eleven chapters! Short time, but man did it cause some damage! And it's all because of drugs!! Remember children, if you are reading this, be like me, Tails, and don't do drugs."
"You sound like those kid's spokes people that were at my school!" a voice said out of the sky.
"GET OUT YOU CRAZY AUTHORESS!!" Tails exclaimed as he waved a fist at the ceiling.
"Hell no!!"
"YOU'RE ON DRUGS!!"
"SO ARE YOU!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!" Amy exclaimed.
All was silent.
"So, since this is the end to one retarded story, and our authoress is a lazy- good for nothing, fat bitch, I would like to thank you all for reading. Remember, no flames, even though I understand why you would want to flame, because this was probably the dumbest ending ever! So, thank you for sticking with us, and if you like, you may stick around to watch us murder Sonic!" Amy said happily.
" That was a long speech to type!"
"That's 'cause you're our lazy authoress! Now on with the Sonic bashing!!"
Sonic was now surrounded.
"Ok Sonic, put on this dress, and we shall stick pictures on myspace!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Dumbest ending ever yes? Well don't hurt me, I suk. LOL P Don't hate me, and please review!!