Disclaimer - The rights of Total Drama Island and its characters belong to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and all those associated with the show. I do however own the 10 OC's that will appear in this story.
Author's note-2 things
1. YES!! TDA has come out in America. The first episode was AWESOME! Also, I have been following the series and I have to say, I'm REALLY starting to HATE Justin more and more. Seriously, the guy is narcissistic, cocky, and is stringing along Beth, who I believe, is up there with Lindsay as the one of the most adorable and lovable female campers. That guy is an a**hole and I hope he gets scared and shaved at some point.
2. Anyone else as ticked as I am at how alot of campers said sexist things yet Zeke is the ONLY one to get into trouble for it? (grins evily) well.....let's just say I'm going to give the sexist remark in this canon challenge the 'proper response.'
(The Bass Cabin)
Everyone was sleeping and it seemed to be rather peaceful. The birds were chirping and all was calm.
BOOM!!!!!
A huge explosion was heard and everyone was jolted by the loud noise.
"HIT THE DECK!!" Duncan yells.
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?" DJ asks.
They rush outside and see Jake standing over a pile of ashes and him covered in soot and paint.
Jake coughs out smoke and says to himself "note to self; do not overdose on the gunpowder and paint."
The Bass stare at the site with confused looks.
"um....little dude?" Geoff asks him "what are you doing?"
"And why are you doing it in the morning?" Duncan growls.
"And do we even want to know why?" Jessie sighs
Jake just smiles and waves enthusiastically "morning guys, I'm just making some stuff that could be handy later."
"Like what?" Eva asks.
Jake just bobs his feet and tilts his head to the side cutely "that's a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret."
The other Bass just shook their heads. Jake, although popular with the female campers cause of his innocent and utterly adorable personality, was sometimes a bit eccentric and had a habit of creating explosives from anything he got his hands on. He also never said where he got them considering it was a 'trade secret'.
The Gophers, by then, had come over to check out what happened.
"OK" Gwen asks Duncan"who the hell set up that explosion?"
Duncan just rolls his eyes and points to the bouncing Jake, who was writing furiously on a piece of paper. Duncan's eyes narrow and he walked over and ripped the paper from Jake's hands.
"HEY GIVE IT BACK!!"
Duncan reads the paper with one hand while the other holds Jake in a headlock and says out loud "I'm gonna regret asking, but why do you want to blow up the Mess Hall kitchen?"
Jake replies "because I don't want to eat Chef's yucky food. And another thing COULD YOU LET ME GO?!"
Duncan grins cruelly and say's "since you ruined my sleep, I guess I'll have to ruin your,"
He is cut off by a hard punch in the arm and he looks to see Leshawna glaring at him.
"Let the small fry go NOW Duncan."
Duncan, knowing because she used his real name meaning she was dead serious, lets Jake go. Jake shakes his head and walks towards the Bass.
Jessie smiles and rubs his head "you OK little cutie?"
Jake smiles and nods "uh-huh."
Duncan just thinks 'man, he's got the entire female population whipped'
(CONFESSION CAM)
Leshawna- (looks determined) If Baby Boy is serious about courting me, then he has got to check himself before he wrecks himself. Know what I'm saying? I am NOT going to be dating a bully.
Duncan- (annoyed) Why did Shawnie have to hit me? Jake woke me up with that bomb of his and is like a male version of that Izzy chick. A few days ago, that twerp hit me with a water balloon filled with oil because of that prank I pulled on Harold and some of the other Bass even said I had it coming. (crosses his arms looking mad) What is up with these people!? Can't they tell a harmless prank when they see one?!
Jake- (vibrating on the spot) First off let me just say HI SIS!!! HI DAD!!! (waves his arm excitedly) Second (looks a little upset) Owen, if your seeing this, let me just say you were an AWESOME dude and you always had a great sense of humor and Izzy wanted me to tell you (takes out a note and reads) 'she misses you and she will let you go to second base when she sees you again.' (looks innocently confused) Wait? What's second base?
(In the Mess Hall)
Jake was lying on the floor beside the Bass tables and Gopher tables playing with a toy car and sliding it up and down the floor. He was also giving off his best announcer voice.
"And three time Grand Prix winner Racer Jake is coming up to the final lap and is about to win when OH NO!" takes out a ninja action figure "ninjas have stolen the trophy and the magnificent racer and black belt Racer Jake fights them off KA-POW! WACHA!! POW!! BANG!!"
Duncan looks over annoyed "aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?"
Eva responds "aren't you a little young to have a criminal record Metal Face?"
Duncan scowls and looks away.
Bridgette giggles and turns to Jake, smiling playfully "so...what is Racer Jake gonna do now?"
Jake smiles brightly "now he has to race up Mount Doom to rescue Princess Heathie"
The females giggle at this, even Eva and Heather give off slight smiles, and Tyler leans over to whisper "man, you gotta tell me your secret."
Jake blinks and turns to him confused "what secret?"
DJ then notices and asks him "Heathie? that sounds awfully similar to.."
Katie, who was sitting comfortably in Zeke's lap, cuts him off and asks the others "hold on, does anyone else see Michael lying over there?"
The Bass turn and they see Michael lying across one of the tables staring at the ceiling.
Chef calls over to them and says "naw he's not resting, he's just taking a nap. Me and the others spent all night fixing up the next challenge."
Ezekiel blinks "but his eyes are open."
Chef grins "it's a trick you have to learn in Countyfield. you learn to sleep with your eyes open."
The Gophers also notice this while Gwen rolls her eyes and says "be thankful he's sleeping there, one time he slept on the roof of our house and Mom had to call 911 when he was missing from his room."
Sara raises an eyebrow "the roof?"
Gwen sighs "don't ask."
Chris walks in and announces "MORNING CAMP-" he is cut off by slipping on one on one of Jake's toy carts and falls to the ground. He then picks himself up and turns to Jake, looking annoyed "dude, aren't you a little old to be playing with toys?"
Jake smiles "yes.....yes I am."
Chris stares for a sec then shrugs "anyway, campers, meet us near the beach for your next challenge." He pauses then grins "also, I'll let you guys handle waking up Michael."
Chef and Chris run out, leaving behind the others.
The campers surround the staring, but sleeping ex-prisoner and Eva asks "so...who'll wake him up?"
Noah raises an eyebrow "why not you?"
"Are you out of your mind?" Eva gulps "that guy would utterly destroy me."
Heather crosses her arms "hey weird goth girl, he's your bro," pushes Gwen "you get him up."
Gwen glares at her "because I don't have a death wish."
Jake jumps up and gets between the two "OH OH MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!! I'm good at getting people up."
Gwen looks concerned "you sure little guy?"
He nods and jumps on Michael s chest. The campers hide under the tables while Jake smiles and pokes him in the nose.
Michael's open eyes blink and he starts to growl and thinks 'OK whoever did that is so dead'
He glares at who is on his chest and blinks to see a wide pair of blue eyes staring curiously at him.
"Why did you wake me up?" Michael growls.
Jake smiles his cutest smile and say's "it's time for the next challenge, dude."
Michael stares for a minute, which the campers brace themselves for the explosion, and he simply shrugs "OK." turns to the campers under the tables and raises an eyebrow "what's going on? You guy's playing hide and sneak or something?"
(CONFESSION CAM)
Gwen- (astonished) Wow. Last time someone woke up Michael in our town, they got thrown into right through a window.
Michael- Have to admit, that kid's got gut waking me up. Although I'm pretty tired (yawns) that court was HELL to put up.
(In the arena)
The campers had gathered inside a glass wall arena that had been set up near the beach and were waiting for Chris to announce the challenge.
The door slams open and Michael walks in, walking towards one of the benches and collapsing onto it. He turns to the others and snarls "wake me up and your (bleep)ing dead." He lays there for a minute then starts to snore.
The campers gulp while Gwen just rolls her eyes.
Paula, dressed in a zebra styled tank top and hip hugger jeans, blows a whistle and walks forward "ATTENTION!!"
The campers stand at attention and Paula yells "listen up maggots, today we're going to be playing the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is.."
Noah cuts in "do not talk about dodgeball?" Jake, standing next to him, laughs.
Paula gets into Noah's face and screams "DROP AND GIVE ME 20, MAGGOT!!"
"What?"
Paula throws him to the ground "NOW!!"
With Paula's foot on his back, he starts doing them while Chris continues "as she was saying, the first rule of dodgeball is if you get hit with a ball, your out."
He throws it at Jessie who catches it with a grunt "watch it!"
Chris ignores this "if you catch the ball, the thrower is out and the catcher can bring back one member of their team."
Noah, having finished his pushups, panting hard says again "gee....another....mentally......challenging.....task."
Lindsay turns to him and says "I knooooow right?"
Paula and Lindsay's friends just smile and shake their heads in amusement.
"Also," Chris continues "you can use the ball to deflect a ball" Graydon throws a ball at Chris and he uses it to deflect it "but if the ball is knocked out of your hands, your out."
Lindsay raises her hand "so what do I do if the ball comes at me?"
"You dodge." Chris deflects an incoming ball thrown by Jake and it deflects to smack Lindsay in the face.
Paula rushes over and helps her up while Chris winces "OOOOHHHH! You were supposed to dodge."
Lindsay rubs her bruise and smiles in embarrassment "oh right."
"Now that the rules are explained, each team has one minute to pick 5 members to start each round. First three wins for a team wins the challenge."
Mara clears her throat "remember no need to act like lunatics and play with grace, honor, and respect."
"Although they lose at least one of those things every challenge."
They look over to see a wide awake Michael, with a lit cigarette, looking amused and grinning "ok guys, let's see some blood and broken teeth."
(A minute later)
The Bass had picked Tyler, DJ, Andrew, Eva, and Katie as their picks. The Gophers picked Cody, Lindsay, Sara, Heather, and Leshawna.
Heather calls out "hey fishes, why not just quit and save yourself the embarrassment."
Tyler yells back "oh your going down, we're going to bring the dinner to the table and then we're gonna eat it."
The Gophers stare at him with Cody snickering "dude, what does that even mean?"
Tyler snaps "shut your mouth nerdling!!"
The others are somewhat startled by Tyler's hostile attitude and Chris announces "ok campers, remember, whoever wins three out of 5 wins the challenge. Now LET's GET IT ON!!"
The balls are picked up and Cody is the first to throw, missing Tyler. Tyler looks at Cody and grins viciously at him and spins and throws the ball.....hitting Geoff.
Michael, on the sidelines with a basket full of popcorn, bursts out laughing "now THIS is entertainment. C'mon let's see some missing teeth."
Eva snaps at Tyler "hit someone on the OTHER team doofus."
Tyler grins sheepishly.
Sara, meanwhile, looks between the two and grins. She throws and hits Tyler. The ball then ricochet and slammed into Eva.
Sara raises her arms "OH YEAH!! I'M NOT CALLED 'SHARPEYED SARA' FOR NOTHING!!"
Leshawna hip bumps with Sara "OH YEAH! That's my girl!!"
Harold narrows his eyes "Time to put my mad skills into action."
Mara, hearing this, rolls her eyes "this outta be good."
Harold goes into a crane stance and puts it on his raised knee. He picks up the ball and accidentally slams it into the ground. Heather rolls her eyes and throws the ball, knocking Harold out of the game.
Harold goes to the bench with Mara saying sarcastically "wow, Harold losing at sports, what a shocker."
Michael, behind her, glares at her then smirks. He grabs the nearest dodgeball and yells "HEAD'S UP!!"
Mara is smacked in the face and knocked out cold.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Harold- (long sigh)
Jessie- (looks enraged) what is her deal!? Harold has been nothing and I mean NOTHING but nice to her and she still treats him like crap! Well, I'm going to get to the bottom of this if it kills me.
Andrew and Katie were the only two left for the Bass when Andrew gets an idea. He turns to Katie "give me your ball."
Katie complies and Andrew get's into the lotus stance, closes his eyes and holds out the balls in each hand.
Heather teases "awww. Looks like he's giving up."
Lindsay walks up and asks "umm..... can someone explain what I'm supposed to be doing again?"
She is answered when two balls are hurled, one in her face and the other in Leshawna's stomach.
Leshawna looks up to see Andrew grinning and saying "and that's how I roll."
Leshawna simply smiles and rushes over to Lindsay's side "you ok sugar?"
Lindsay sits up, now with a black eye, and say's "yeah I'm fine, Leshawna."
"It's Le-" she stops and grins "say you got my name right."
Lindsay smiles back "I always know my friends names."
Leshawna and Lindsay walk to the bleaches and she sees Duncan waving at her. She smiles and waves back, then a ball comes flying out and hits Duncan in the face, causing him to fall of the bleachers.
Paula blows a whistle "Heather, fowl, you are disqualified."
Heather frowns at her and walks to the bleachers with Leshawna glaring at her.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Leshawna- It. Is. SO. on.
Heather- (looking innocent) what? It slipped out of my hand that's all.
Cody and Sara were left for the Gophers while Katie and Andrew were left for the Bass.
Cody grins, getting an idea, and rubs the ball against his shirt. He throws it and it misses Andrew, it then curved and hit him straight in the butt.
Chris tells the camera "that is one tough ball to dodge."
Sara passes her ball to Cody and does the same tactic, hitting Katie in the back.
"AND THE GOPHERS WIN THE FIRST GAME!!!"
Andrew, the de-facto leader of the Bass, calls out "time out!"
He huddles them up and says "OK everyone, we need a game plan here. Any ideas?"
Harold speaks up "We can do this! We just have to believe in ourselves."
Duncan calls out "Oh, I believe. I believe you SUCK!"
Harold looks away and Tyler nods "yeah, you throw like a girl."
Eva snaps at this remark and throws a dodgeball into Tyler's 'private area'
He moans and whimpers "mommy" and falls over.
Bridgette then yells "that's it, if anyone has anymore sexist remarks then say it NOW!!"
No one speaks and Jake whimpers giving her a scared look.
Bridgette notices and her expression softens. She leans down and pats his head "sorry bout that little guy."
Jake smiles and speaks out "c'mon guys, like Harold saiid we just have to believe in ourselves" he rushes over to Tyler and asks "you ok Ty"
He answers in a squeaky voice "I'm gonna sit this out if you don't mind."
The Bass was made of Jessie, Duncan, DJ, Bridgette, and Geoff while The Gophers had Laura, Izzy, Gwen, Trent and Beth.
"Round two START!!" Paula yells, then blows on the whistle.
The Bass start with Duncan throwing the ball at Izzy, who deflects it and the game continues for 5 minutes until Geoff throws a ball at Laura who deflect it and it hits Lindsay in the stomach.
"OW!"
Laura gasps "o-oh my god, a-are you ok?"
"I'm fine."
Tyler, having recovered from his injury, walks over and asks Lindsay if she wanted to go for a walk.
Lindsay nods, a little unsure "alright."
Tyler smiles and the two walk off, leaving a depressed looking Cody behind.
Paula, noticing this, can't help but think back to what happened last night.
(last night, in the woods)
Paula was going over her kickboxing training and was counting down the number of roundhouse kicks to the tree.
"145....146....147..."
"Paula?"
She turns around to see her baby sister, in her pajamas, looking at her with an unsure expression.
Paula smiles warmly "hey sugar pop, need something?"
Lindsay looks nervous and she looks down, shuffling her feet.
Paula sits down on a log and pats her lap "c'mon, you know you can talk to me about anything right?"
Lindsay smiles slightly and sits in her sisters lap asking "Paula, what do you do when you like two separate guys at the same time?"
Paula rolls her eyes "You mean Tyler and Cody?"
The blonde ditz gasps "OHMYGOSH! You know?!"
"alot of people know Linds."
Lindsay then says "I really like them both, I mean Colby is smart, funny, sweet, and is real cute while Taylor is athletic, defensive and speaks his mind and I just don't want to hurt them."
Paula then tells her in a motherly voice "sugar pop listen very carefully ok" Lindsay nods "I can't pick who you choose and I can only tell you to follow your heart and find whoever likes you for the beautiful girl on the inside not the outside. And I remember a wise piece of advice I learned recently. 'If your happy, I'm happy."
Lindsay smiles and hugs her taller sister (Paula is about a foot taller than her) "thanks for the talk, Paulie"
Paula grins at her sisters nickname for her and kisses her forehead "anytime baby sis, now get some rest for tommorow, cause it's a challenge day."
Lindsay nods and runs to her cabin.
(Back at the court)
A second had passed and Izzy had suddenly gone beserk
"GAME ON!!!!!!!!!"
She started grabbing every ball she could find and even threw Chris at the Gophers, which caused the Bass to lose the second round.
The Gophers cheer while Izzy yells "BOW BEFORE THE DODGEBALL QUEEN!!! BOW TO ME MORTALS!!!!!"
Heather turns to Noah, narrowing her eyes "at least someone is trying today."
Noah looks up and says "oh sorry, go team go, way to throw those murder balls."
Heather rolls her eyes and yells "hey Bass, how does it feel to suck so much?"
Andrew yells back "it's not over yet" he then mutters "it's so over."
Jake clears his throat and huddles the team up with Duncan and they both grin.
"Guys, me and Duncan have got a plan."
Like it? Hate it? See the canon episode to see what scences are based off which and what are fanon.
Hare are the questions
Who will the lovable blonde Lindsay choose?
Why is Mara so hard on Harold?
What is Duncan and Jake's plan?
and most of all
Will Izzy ever stop being so awesome?
Find out next time on TOTAL......ALTERNATE......ISLAND!