Author's Rant: I know I said this was complete, but I couldn't resist lol.
Ichigo=Ichigo
Grimmjow = Grimmjow
Renji = Renji
Come on with your Come on's
Do you clean your pants with Windex?
Do what? Nah, I clean my shit with Gain and Cheer why?
Cause I see myself in your pants.
Um. . . OK. . . Cool. How's Byakuya?
My name is Renji. . .
Uh, duh.
Now you know what to scream.
The fuck? Look, you can't play Cap'N Dumb As Fuck later? I'm at work.
Do you need a napkin?
For what?
Because you look dirty.
What the fuck Renji? What'cha on? As a matter of fact, how the hell did you get my new number?
You must be a Titian?
Oh God. . .
Because I plan to take you out.
Dude are you serious right now?
Do you have some French in you?
I'm Japanese dumbass!
Then lemme put some in you.
Wow, just wow.
Your clothes look dirty. . . let's take them off.
Renji. . . for real?
Ya know what's on the menu? Me-n-U.
Renji have you lost your everlovin' mind? Did you forget I'm married to a psycho? Grimm's gonna have my ass and yours if you keep playin'. I suggest you find someone else to play with before he plays with your empty noggin.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't have sex with me, my penis will rust.
Son of a bitch, dude where are you gettin' these tired ass lines?
Are you looking for a clean place to sit . . . . because I just washed my face.
SMH. Thirsty ass mofo.
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Can you see the future?
Oh shit. . .
Cuz I see me whoopin' dat ass.
I'm sorry. . . I need the practice though. Byakuya still ain't talkin' to me.
Sounds like a personal problem. Leave my babe alone with that bull.
Yo Ichi'!
Yeah babe?
Did you get a parking ticket?
Ah fuck. . . babe I'm sorry, I meant to get that paid off. I didn't know you could only park there for thirty minutes-
Cuz you got FINE written all over you.
Wait, da fuck? When you'd get a parking ticket?
Babe it's supposed to be ARE YOU a parking ticket.
Nah, fuck that. When you'd get a parking ticket?
Shit. . . .
TBC: How was that? I laughed.