It's been 3 days since my arrival in Shu. I was in the training grounds with Lady Xing Cai, Lady Guan Yinping, and Lady Bao Sanniang. I was watching them practice fighting for fun. They weren't going against each other though. It seemed like fun practicing.
Today I wore a pinkish lavender cheongsam dress with green flower designs with brown boots that go up to the middle of my shins. The dress goes up to my mid thighs on the front and goes up to my knees on the back. I left my hair down today.
I was beginning to understand the colors of each kingdom. Wei wore blue, Wu wore red, and Shu wore green. If they were to wear a different color, then it would need one of those colors, depending on which kingdom people are from. Since I'm from Shu, I am gonna wear something with green.
As I was watching them practicing, Lord Huang Zhong came to me. I turned to him and he had the biggest bow weapon I have ever seen! It was even bigger than his! Wow, that is such a big weapon! Is it the weapon Lord Huang Zhong said he'd make for me?
"There you are, Kabanuna. Here is the bow and arrows I promised you. I put in a lot of effort into it. I hope it works well. Would you like the honor of trying it out?" Lord Huang Zhong said, giving me the bow and arrows. I took it.
The bow itself was already bigger than me. It had blades and everything with it and it looks very sharp. The bow is pink and lavender, which I really liked. The arrows were also pink and purple and they were super sharp.
I got an arrow and went a bit far from the target. I had my new bow with me. I put it out in front of me and put the arrow end on the string. I pulled it back as far as I could and aimed for the very middle of the target as the girls watched me…
Lord Guan Ping, Lord Zhao Yun, Lord Zhang Bao, Lord Guan Xing, and Lord Guan Suo arrived at the training grounds to meet up with the girls. When they came, they saw Kabanuna with such a large bow and arrow weapon. She was aiming for one of the targets. The wind was blowing and her hair was flying around. She looked very beautiful like that.
"Wow, she looks fierce with that weapon, especially when she is aiming for something." Lord Guan Suo said and the guys agreed.
Will she be able to pull it off? I mean, she seems too innocent to wield a weapon like that. Lord Guan Ping thought to himself.
You can do it, Kabanuna. I believe in you. Lord Zhao Yun thought, watching her closely.
She is so pretty. I think you can do it. Anything's possible. Lord Zhang Bao thought to himself, smiling.
She is young but I think she will be able to handle anything. I bet a lot of these guys here like her. I know Lord Zhao Yun does. I'm sure Zhang Bao too. I know Lord Ma Dai and Lord Jiang Wei does too, even I like her. What guy wouldn't like a girl like Kabanuna? Guan Suo already has Lady Bao Sanniang and Guan Ping likes Lady Xing Cai. Lord Guan Xing thought to himself.
Chills went up their spine when Kabanuna let go of the arrow. It flew super fast and slammed into the very center of the target and went through the target. The arrow flew and plunged right into a tree and a few apples fell down.
"Well, Kabanuna, it seems you are already talented with archery. Are you sure you have never wielded a bow and arrow before?" Lord Huang Zhong said, impressed. That was a really strong bow and arrow attack. Kabanuna turned and laughed.
"I really haven't before. As I have said before, I am a lover, not a fighter." She replied to him. Suddenly, she went to him and gave him a big hug. Aw, how nice and sweet of her. "Lord Huang Zhong, thank you for the bow and arrow! I promise I will take such good care of it."
"You are most certainly welcomed, Kabanuna. If your weapon needs more sharpening, come to me, okay?" he said and she nodded her head. She quickly got the arrow from the tree and went to the girls since Lord Huang Zhong left…
"Wow, Kabanuna. That was very impressive." Lady Guan Yinping said to me and I smiled.
"Thank you, Lady Guan Yinping. You are very skilled in fighting." I replied.
"Thanks, Kabanuna. You know, you can just call me Guan Yinping or Yinping." She replied to me. I smiled.
"You are more worthy than I, Lady Guan Yinping. I feel the need to be formal." I replied and laughed. Then Lord Zhao Yun, Lord Guan Ping, Lord Guan Xing, Lord Zhang Bao, and Lord Guan Suo came to us. We turned to them.
"Where have you been, Guan Suo? Do you realize how late you were?" Lady Bao Sanniang said to Lord Guan Suo. Everyone laughed.
"But Bao Sanniang, I wasn't even late for at least 30 seconds." He replied, giving her a hug. Lady Bao Sanniang laughed and hugged him too. Aw, they're so cute together! I turned to Lord Zhao Yun and he smiled at me. I smiled back.
"Hello, Kabanuna." Said someone. I turned and it was Lord Fa Zheng. Uh oh, is he coming to ask about me going to war again?
"Oh, hello Lord Fa Zheng." I replied to him. He has a mysterious air around him.
"Have you thought through about going to war?" he asked. I was about to reply but Lord Zhao Yun spoke first.
"Fa Zheng, she already said no. You must accept her answer. You should not force her to do something she does not want to do." Lord Zhao Yun said in place of me. Lord Fa Zheng turned to me.
"Is it because you still want to be part of Wu and Wei? Didn't you swear allegiance to Shu? You have to accept that in order for us to win the war, Wu and Wei must be destroyed. You hated what happened to your family, right? They were killed by people from the war. Why would you not want to help end the war so innocent people like you wouldn't become a victim of war?" Lord Fa Zheng said to me.
"Leave Kabanuna alone, Fa Zheng. It's not nice to remind people of their deceased ones." Lord Zhang Bao said.
"I'm just stating the truth. You're good at archery, Kabanuna. You can use it to end the war. When the battle of Chi Bi comes, you will be able to put us in victory even more because you were once in Wei. We are gonna eliminate Wei there. If you participate, you can pretend to go to Wei and they will allow you to, since you were taken away from Wei. You can eliminate everyone in Wei right there and everything will be over. Besides, Cao Cao almost killed your first Lord, Lu Bu. He took you away from them by force. Do you not feel any hatred towards him?" Lord Fa Zheng continued, despite Lord Zhang Bao's complaining for him to stop.
"Stop, Fa Zheng. One more word from you and we won't hesitate to strike at you." Lord Guan Xing said, as Lord Zhao Yun, Lord Guan Xing, and Lord Zhang Bao posed to fight. Lord Fa Zheng turned to me. Does he want me to go to war that much? If I could stop the war, I would. I just don't want violence included. Why does the war have to end in violence?
"These guys here will do whatever means necessary to protect you. Why is that you wouldn't do the same? Everyone puts their life on the line to save the ones they care about. Every Shu member fighting is fighting for your safety and mines as well. You are safe right now because Shu is protecting you. Would you still refuse, knowing that Shu is doing everything in its power to protect you and you refuse to protect Shu? Do you not care about Shu's safety as well? Do you not care if we all die?" Lord Fa Zheng told me.
"That's it! You asked for it!" shouted Lord Zhang Bao madly, and he was about to attack Lord Fa Zheng. This time, it wouldn't be a practice fight. It's gonna be a real fight. 2 members of the same kingdom fighting for reals. I got in between them. They stopped posing to fight.
"Stop, I'll do it. My loyalty is in Shu now. If this is how I can help protect Shu, I'll participate in the battle of Chi Bi. I'll do what I must to… Get rid of those who oppose Shu… Even if we were once good…" I said. To think that I would have to end everyone in Wei... They're all my friends. I don't know if I even can do it.
"Kabanuna, no! If you don't want to, then don't. Don't do it just because Fa Zheng is telling you to. Don't do what you truly don't want to do." Lord Zhao Yun said. I shook my head.
"Lord Fa Zheng is right, Lord Zhao Yun. I'm a member of Shu. I have to participate in protecting it as well. Isn't that what yourself? Shu members protect those who need protection and create a land where there will be no more chaos in China? It's only fair if I put an effort into ending the war too." I replied to Lord Zhao Yun.
"Very well then. Come with me and we shall begin the preparations for the battle of Chi Bi that is happening in 3 days time." Lord Fa Zheng said to me. I nodded my head and began walking off with him…
"Damn that Fa Zheng! Why must he do that to Kabanuna, even when he knows she's a lover, not a fighter? That makes me so angry!" Lord Zhang Bao said madly.
"Kabanuna doesn't know the first thing about going to war. He's gonna get her killed if he takes her. What is that Fa Zheng thinking?" Lord Guan Xing added.
They were all mad that Fa Zheng forced Kabanuna to accept. They were afraid for Kabanuna's life too.
"I too shall participate in the war." Lord Zhao Yun said. They all decided to go participate in the war to help protect Kabanuna in case anything happens…
It's been another 3 days and we are in Chi Bi, about to attack them. I feel so scared that my legs felt wobbly and my hands were shaky. At least I'm not alone. Everyone was here and my friends were with me.
I wore a light green skort with black outlines. It looks like a skirt on the front but the back is a short. My shirt is a regular t shirt that is light beige and it shows an inch of my stomach. My pair of boots is light beige as well and goes up to my knees. I had on light green socks that went up to the middle of my thighs and the top is outline in black. I also put on black gloves. The one on my left hand goes up to my elbows and the right one only goes up to my palms. The gloves on the fingers were cut off as well. I had an armored up shoulder bag with me that is stuffed with arrows that Lord Huang Zhong made for me and I wore it too. I had my bow in my hands.
"Nervous?" asked Lady Xing Cai, sitting down next to me. I turned to her. She set her sword and shield aside next to her. I shook my head. I set my bow next to me as well.
"No, I'm not nervous. I'm scared. I've never harmed anyone before. I never thought I would have to. It seems I have to though. It's part of the plan Fa Zheng proposed. Lady Xing Cai, I don't know what to do. I don't think I can face Wei. They're my friends. I could never hurt my friends." I confessed to her.
"It's not too late to back down, Kabanuna. If you feel like you can't face them, you can stay behind." Lady Xing Cai said. I shook my head. I couldn't let them go into the battlefield, knowing a battle is there. I don't want them to get hurt.
"No, I have to face them. They are an enemy of Shu. So is Wu. They're my friends too. Do you think I could try to persuade Wei to back down? That way, no one has to get hurt?" I asked and Lady Xing Cai shrugged her shoulders.
"To be honest with you, Kabanuna, I don't think it would really matter. Cao Cao is not a man who surrenders, even after defeat in battle." Lady Xing Cai said. I nodded my head.
"But even so…" I began as army shouted really loud.
"Wu forces are approaching, my lord!" shouted a soldier. We all turned and saw Wu riding horses and running to us. Everyone who was sitting down got up, including me. I was so surprised at the sight of them. I picked up my bow. What is Wu kingdom doing here? Are they here to attack Shu? How would Wu members react when they see me with Shu? How did this end up happening? All 3 kingdoms are here and I've been in all of their forces before. This isn't good. If Wu tries to attack Shu, I will have to stop them. I gripped on to my bow tightly and watched them approach us…
Finally we're here at last! Took forever just to get here. Lord Gan Ning thought to himself as everyone halted their horses and Lord Sun Jian and Lord Liu Bei met in the middle. Lord Ling Tong was next to him. They are very good friends now, since the disappearance of Kabanuna.
"Thank you for coming, Sun Jian. I am positive that together, we will eliminate Wei kingdom for once and for all." Lord Liu Bei said and Lord Sun Jian smiled.
"Yes, let us get rid of Cao Cao's forces together!" Sun Jian shouted. Everyone raised their weapons in the air.
"Yeah!" everyone shouted.
Everyone got off their horses for a while and waited for the strategists to let them attack. Lord Gan Ning and Lord Ling Tong were sitting down talking when Lord Gan Ning noticed a really pretty girl sitting down. He turned to her.
"Hey, Ling Tong, don't you think that girl's hella fine? I freaken swear, Shu girls are hella pretty." Lord Gan Ning said to Lord Ling Tong. Lord Ling Tong turned and saw the pretty girl as well.
"Shit, look at the size of her weapon. She must be hella strong." Lord Ling Tong replied. Lord Gan Ning looked at her for a while. He saw that she had purplish red hair and silver eyes. Damn, I miss Kabanuna so much that I'm starting to see her hair and eye color. Wait a minute, silver eyes? Purplish red hair? There's only one girl in China who fits that description. Lord Gan Ning rubbed his eyes a few times and looked carefully. There's no doubt. It was Kabanuna. Oh hell no! Shu kidnapped Kabanuna? These mother fucking bitches got a lot of nerves alliancing with us and stealing Kabanuna away.
"Dude, that's Kabanuna! Shu was the one who fucken kidnapped her!" Lord Gan Ning said madly to Lord Ling Tong. Lord Gan Ning got up. Lord Ling Tong looked at the girl carefully and she was Kabanuna! They both got so mad.
"Oh hell no! Those bitches!" Lord Ling Tong said. They couldn't believe that Kabanuna was sided with them now. She even had a weapon with her too.
"Since when did she start using a bow and arrow?" asked Lord Gan Ning, confused. Nevertheless, they went to tell their friends, which were Lord Sun Ce, Lord Zhou Yu, Lord Sun Quan, Lady Lian Shi, Lady Da Qiao, and Lady Xiao Qiao…
"Alright, Kabanuna. It's your move right now. If the plan doesn't work, come back here. We will begin 10 minutes after you leave. This is your official first battle. Be as careful as you can." Lord Zhuge Liang said to me with worry. I took a deep breath. I nodded my head. Here comes the part where I'm gonna be a murderer. I got up and took the alternative route to get to the Wei area without going through all those boats…
Lord Gan Ning Lord Ling Tong reached their friends
"Guys, we know who kidnapped Kabanuna now. It was those fucken Shu people." Lord Gan Ning said to them. He sounded like he was very mad. They all looked at each other.
"What makes you say that?" Lady Sun Shang Xiang said.
"It's true. Gan Ning and I were sitting down and talking when we saw a pretty girl with silver eyes and purplish red hair. We looked closely and it was Kabanuna, but she was with Shu and she had a big ass weapon with her." Lord Ling Tong confirmed.
"What the heck? Are you really sure?" Lord Sun Ce asked. Lord Gan Ning ad Lord Ling Tong nodded their heads. "Those bitches! How dare they kidnap Kabanuna? Let's go get her back then."
"Okay." Everyone agreed.
They began walking over to where Lord Gan Ning and Lord Ling Tong said they saw her. When they arrived, she wasn't there anymore. Lord Gan Ning and Lord Ling Tong were confused. They know they saw her.
"What the fuck? She was just here!" Lord Gan Ning said, looking all around. They did not even see Kabanuna. Goodness, Gan Ning probably misses her so much that he thinks he's seeing her. Lady Sun Shang Xiang thought to herself.
"She's not even here. Maybe you guys just imagined it or something." concluded Lord Zhou Yu. They all agreed. That is so strange. It didn't seem like I imagined it. I know in my heart that I saw her.
"Maybe… Maybe not." Lord Gan Ning replied. They went back to go sit down. He and Lord Ling Tong were very confused.
"I hope Kabanuna's okay. I am really worried about her." Lady Guan Yinping said, looking over at the boats. They were all worried about her.
"I'm just worried if she's not able to get rid of them. She told me she didn't know if she could do it. I don't care that she can't kill them. I'm just worried if they know she's there to kill them. She'll be outnumbered." Lady Xing Cai added in.
"Damn, why must we wait 10 minutes? Don't they know how scary it is to let an innocent girl like Kabanuna into the battlefield before we attack? What if something happens within the 10 minutes? I won't be able to forgive myself if she doesn't make it." Lord Zhang Bao said. Please be okay, Kabanuna. We're coming in a short while.
Lord Zhao Yun couldn't stay still knowing Kabanuna is out there on her own, forced to get rid of as much Wei officers as she could before they come in. Stupid ass Fa Zheng. Always doing the worst possible thing there is. The last thing bad he could ever do is force Kabanuna to agree to participate. Like are you stupid or are you just stupid? Sure she's good with archery but she is harmless. I just can't let her in the battlefield all alone while we wait. I just can't. I am sorry, my lord. I cannot follow orders right now. I hope you will be able to understand.
"LordZhao Yun!" he heard Lady Xing Cai saying. He stopped thinking and turned to her. "I've been calling your name for over a minute. Time's up. Let's go find Kabanuna." Has it really been 10 minutes already? He saw that his friends were all on their horses waiting for him with his horse. He got on the horse.
"Alright everyone, begin the attack on Chi Bi!" shouted Zhuge Liang, raising his feather fan into the air.
"Hyah!" everyone yelled, as they rode their horses and dashed into the massive fleet.
Lord Li Dian and Lord Yue Jin were watching out for any intruders that would come to Wei side using the alternative route.
"We can't let anyone pass through here. We'll have to defend it as much as possible." Lord Yue Jin said to his best friend.
"As much as possible? This battle could end all of us. We have to win." Lord Li Dian replied to Lord Yue Jin.
"And we will win. We'll emerge victorious for the sake of Wei." Said someone from behind. They turned and it was Lord Sima Zhao, Lord Sima Shi, Lord Zhong Hui, and Lord Xiahou Ba. Thank goodness they're here to help us defend this area.
"Yes, we will." Lord Yue Jin said. Suddenly, they heard footsteps like someone running. They all turned and posed to fight. To their surprise, it was Kabanuna. They lowered their weapons and stopped posing to fight.
"Kabanuna! You're safe! Thank goodness! You made it back to Wei!" Lord Xiahou Ba said. Kabanuna looked down.
"Yes… I made it back to Wei territory." Kabanuna said, as she aimed her bow and arrow at them. It shocked them all so much! Shit, look at the size of that weapon! Never mind that. What does she think she's doing? Has she gone mad or something? Why is she aiming for us?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Kabanuna, stop! What are you doing? We're on the same side, remember?" Lord Sima Zhao said.
"I know who my enemies are… Surrender now and no one gets hurt." Kabanuna said, her voice a bit shaky.
"What are you talking about? Lower your weapon, Kabanuna or we'll attack." Lord Yue Jin said. I don't think she is in Wei anymore. She's sided with our enemies. Damn it, Kabanuna! She didn't lower her weapon and instead pulled the arrow further back. "Why, Kabanuna?"
"How could you side with the enemies?" Lord Sima Shi asked, building up anger that she isn't on their side anymore.
"You won't surrender?" Kabanuna asked. It was a very scary feeling for them. Never could they have thought Kabanuna would do this. They don't want to hurt her as well.
"If this is some kind of joke, you can stop now. It's really working." Lord Zhong Hui said. He really likes Kabanuna and he would never think about hurting her ever.
"We're friends, Kabanuna. Friends don't harm each other." Lord Li Dian said.
"Please, just surrender. I don't want to hurt you. Don't make me." Kabanuna said, tears coming down her eyes. Is she being forced to do this?
"Then don't, Kabanuna! You don't have to do this. Come with us and join our side. We can't surrender. Why would you help our enemies end Wei? Do we mean nothing to you now?" Lord Sima Zhao said. They were all really sad that they are gonna be forced to fight her. They don't have the heart to do such a thing to her.
"I know where my loyalty lies. I'm sorry." She said. She let go of the arrow and it dashed to Lord Sima Shi really fast. He barely ducked in time and it plunged the boat harshly. Kabanuna got 5 arrows and aimed it all at the same time.
"Kabanuna, stop! We don't want to fight you!" Lord Xiahou Ba shouted, as she let go of the arrows. It was so scary because they barely avoid the arrows. They were hurt deep inside because she is trying to kill them. She began running after them ad shooting arrows at them while picking up the arrows the missed too.
They were too fast for her so she aimed up the boat top and it came crashing down right in front of them. They were forced to stopped running. Their hearts were beating really fast now. Kabanuna destroyed their safest route back to Wei. They turned back to her and she had 6 arrows ready to go.
"You have nowhere to run now. Surrender yourselves and I won't shoot." Kabanuna said. It was sad that she was doing that to them. How did she even become part of our enemy? When did she learn to wield a bow like that?
"Kabanuna, please. Stop this. This isn't you. It's not in your nature to harm people. I know deep down, we're still your friends. Don't do this." Lord Xiahou Ba said sadly. Kabanuna pulled the arrows back and got ready to shoot. It really made them think they were gonna die by Kabanuna's hands. They shut their eyes tight.
Suddenly, they heard her weapon drop to the floor and her falling down. They opened their eyes to find her on the ground. Her legs were posed like a "W" and her weapon was in front of her. Kabanuna was crying now.
"I can't do it. I just can't. I could never harm anybody. I'm not fit to be in war. I'm sorry." Kabanuna said. They felt so sorry for her.
"Its okay, Kabanuna." Lord Xiahou Ba said, as they began walking to her.
Lord Gan Ning, Lord Ling Tong, Lord Sun Ce, Lord Sun Quan Lord Zhu Ran, Lord Lu Xun, Lady Da Qiao, Lady Xiao Qiao, Lady Sun Shang Xiang, and Lady Lian Shi were together attacking the Wei armies when they saw Kabanuna.
"Kabanuna?" Lady Sun Shang Xiang said. She looked closely and it was Kabanuna. Lady Sun Shang Xiang gasped. "Guys! Kabanuna really is here!" Everyone turned and saw Kabanuna as well.
"See? I told you guys she was here!" Lord Gan Ning said. He knew he didn't imagine her at all. And they thought me and Ling Tong were imagining it only.
They saw 6 Wei guys with weapons going to Kabanuna. She was completely vulnerable. Oh no, they're gonna kill her! We have stop them!
"Guys! Kabanuna's in danger!" Lady Sun Shang Xiang began running to Kabanuna. She tackled the closest one to Kabanuna. The rest ran after Lady Sun Shang Xiang.
Lord Xiahou Ba was about to help Kabanuna up when a girl wearing red tackled him and they both fell down. Lord Sima Zhao, Lord Li Dian, Lord Yue Jin, Lord Sima Shi, and Lord Zhong Hui almost laughed but they didn't. She was a Wu officer.
"Kabanuna! Are you okay?" Lord Gan Ning said, running to her. Kabanuna turned to him and her eyes were watery. She looked surprised to see him.
"Lord Gan Ning…" Kabanuna said. Lord Xiahou Ba pushed Lady Sun Shang Xiang away and got up. He was so mad.
"What the hell is your problem you little shit?" Lord Xiahou Ba yelled meanly.
"What's your problem? You were about to attack my friend Kabanuna!" Lady Sun Shang Xiang yelled back meanly. What the fuck is she talking about? I wasn't even gonna hurt Kabanuna! She's our friend, not theirs!
"No I wasn't! Why the hell would I want to hurt Kabanuna? She's my friend!" Lord Xiahou Ba shouted. Hm, Wu knows her as well but Cao Cao brought her to Wei after the battle of Xia Pi. They must be the ones who stole her away!
"Aha! You guys were the one who stole Kabanuna from the Wei kingdom!" Lord Zhong Hui shouted, pointing to the Wu people.
"No we didn't! She came to Wu with Gan Ning! Don't be trying to lie!" Lady Xiao Qiao replied to him. He turned to her. This little shit face thinks she's so hardcore? It's her the one who shouldn't be lying!
"Then Ning Ning was the one who stole her from Wei!" shouted Lord Sima Zhao. Ning Ning? Stupid ass. That's not even my name!
"You're fucken stupid! My name isn't even Ning Ning. It's Gan Ning! And I didn't steal her away! My former pirate members did. That doesn't mean I took her away." Lord Gan Ning replied back to Sima Zhao.
"Get away from Kabanuna! She belongs in Wei!" shouted Lord Yue Jin.
"Not by the scars on your arm!" Lady Da Qiao said madly. Just then, Lady Wang Yi, Lady Wang Yuanji, Lady Cai Wenji, Lord Xun Yu, Lord Wen Yang, an Lord Guo Jia came running to them.
"What is going on? We can hear you guys arguing," Lord Guo Jia asked, as he turned and saw Kabanuna, "Hey, Kabanuna! What a coincidence we meet here." Lord Guo Jia was about to go to her but then Wu officers blocked.
"Don't be trying to take Kabanuna away!" Lord Ling Tong yelled at Lord Guo Jia.
"Those bitches stole Kabanuna away from Wei!" shouted Lord Xiahou Ba madly.
"We didn't steal Kabanuna away, you stupid little guy!"Said Lord Zhu Ran madly. Me little? How dare he call me that?
"What the hell are you talking about? You're even littler than me!" Lord Xiahou Ba yelled at Lord Zhu Ran.
"Give us Kabanuna!" Lord Wen Yang said, walking to them. The Wu officers blocked him. The Wei officers began trying to get in to grab Kabanuna.
"U… Um, guys. There's no need to be fighting like this." Kabanuna said, feeling squished. They all continued to push one another and Kabanuna finally popped out from the side. She picked her bow up.
"All of you can stop fighting for her because at the end of the day, it is Shu who will be taking her back." Lord Zhao Yun said and everyone turned to him. Beside him were Lord Guan Ping, Lord Guan Xing, Lord Guan Suo, Lord Zhang Bao, Lord Jiang Wei, Lord Ma Dai, Lord Ma Chao, Lady Bao Sanniang, Lady Xing Cai, and Lady Guan Yinping.
"You Shu bitches! You guys stole Kabanuna away from us!" shouted Lord Gan Ning angrily.
"You fucken Wu fuckers stole Kabanuna away from Wei!" shouted Lord Sima Zhao angrily. We didn't even steal her!
"No we fucken did you stupid ass!" Lord Ling Tong shouted, as they were all so mad at each other. Everyone began fighting one another again.
"Guys, please stop fighting!" Kabanuna yelled. Each kingdom wanted her back and they continued fighting, despite her efforts to stop them.
"Hai yah!" Lord Ling Tong shouted, jumping up and kicking Lord Sima Zhao's butt as he fell down on top of Lu Xun. The area where they were at was a bit crowded.
"Ow you fucken bitch!" Lord Sima Zhao yelled.
"Get the fuck off me!" Lord Lu Xun shouted. Lord Sima Zhao got off Lord Lu Xun and pushed Lord Lu Xun as he crashed into Lord Zhu Ran while he and Lord Xiahou Ba were fist fighting. They both fell down together.
"Yah!" Lord Zhao Yun yelled, as he jumped, twirled, and kicked Lord Gan Ning on the stomach. It hella fucken hurted him. He flew and hit the boat.
"Die!" Lady Wang Yi shouted to Lord Ma Chao, giving him such a hard knucklehead. Ow! This stupid bitch!
"Ow, you slut!" Lord Ma Chao shouted, pushing her away from him as she hit Lord Zhong Hui and they both fell down.
Lord Guo Jia went to go mess with a Shu beauty. He went to Lady Xing Cai and poked her stomach. She screamed and moved away from him but it was very crowded.
"You fucken sicko! Keep your distance from me!" she shouted, as she poked the both of his eyes and it really stung his eye.
"Ow!" he yelled. Lady Xing Cai pushed him away from her and he fell down. Suddenly, Lord Yue Jin pushed Xing Cai too and she fell on top of Lord Guo Jia. "Hey, beautiful." Lady Xing Cai got off.
Lord Zhang Bao saw what Lord Yue Jin did and he grabbed Lord Yue Jin's hand and made him scratch the boat as Lord Yue Jin's hand got a bunch of splinters.
"Ah, you stupid fuck!" Lord Yue Jin yelled, swinging his hand at Lord Zhang Bao but then he accidentally hit Lord Sun Ce. Lord Sun Ce fell down.
"Ow you stupid ass!" Lord Sun Ce said angrily. He got up and swung back at Lord Yue Jin but he missed and instead hit Lord Li Dian. Lord Li Dian fell down and landed on top of Lady Sun Shang Xiang.
"Get off me you pervert!" Lady Sun Shang Xiang yelled, hitting his head. Lord Li Dian got up and was so mad.
"Bitch, why the fuck would I want to be a pervert to you? You're just a freaken dyke!" Lord Li Dian yelled at her and she gasped.
"Bitch!" Lady Sun Shang Xiang said, swinging her fist at him but he ducked and hit Guan Suo on the head and Lady Bao Sanniang got so mad.
"Oh hell no! You did not just hit my Guan Suo!" shouted Lady Bao Sanniang and tackled Lady Sun Shang Xiang on the ground and began hitting Lady Sun Shang Xiang.
Lady Xiao Qiao went to Lord Jiang Wei and bit his arm really hard.
"Ow you little fucken twerp! You wanna fucken die?" Lord Jiang Wei said, pushing her as she hit Lord Zhou Yu.
"How dare you hurt my little sister?" Lady Da Qiao said madly as she attempted to push Lord Jiang Wei but he moved and she pushed Lady Guan Yinping as Lady Guan Yinping fell down. She got back up.
"You little bitch!" Lady Guan Yinping said and knocked Lady Da Qiao to the ground and began whooping Lady Da Qiao.
"Take this!" Lord Guan Xing said, as he upper cut Lord Wen Yang and he flew to Lord Xun Yu and the both of them hit the boat.
"Ow, bitch!" Lord Wen Yang shouted meanly.
Lord Zhou Yu attempted to go hit Lord Guan Ping but he was easily beat down. He got punched a few times and was thrown to Lord Sun Quan and they both fell down on top of Lady Lian Shi.
Lady Wang Yuanji and Lady Xiao Qiao were engaging in combat but Lady Wang Yuanji was stronger than Lady Xiao Qiao and gave her a bloody nose.
Lord Sima Shi and Lord Ma Dai were fighting each other. Lord Ma Dai grabbed Lord Sima Shi's ear and pulled on it hard.
"Ow you stupid dumb bitch!" Lord Sima Shi yelled, being so mad. Lord Ma Dai then pushed Lord Sima Shi to Lady Cai Wenji and they fell down.
"What is the meaning of this?" asked the 3 kingdom leaders. Everyone stopped fighting one another. Everyone from the 3 kingdoms was there.
"Shu and Wu were supposed to be allies! Why are you guys fighting one another?" asked Lord Sun Jian.
"Shu kidnapped Kabanuna from us!" Lord Gan Ning shouted angrily.
"You stole Kabanuna from Wei you ex pirate!" Lord Sima Zhao said angrily.
"No I fucken didn't! My pirate members did!" Lord Gan Ning shouted.
"Yeah, but you didn't return her to us so you did steal her away!" Lord Li Dian shouted.
"So it was Wu who took Kabanuna away from us." Lord Cao Cao said.
"Shu took Kabanuna, and dare alliance yourselves with us?" Lord Sun Jian said.
"We didn't take her! She came with Lord Zhao Yun!" Lady Guan Yinping said.
"Well, Lord Cao Cao stole her from Lu Bu, Gan Ning stole her from Wei, and Zhao Yun stole her from Wu. We all took her from someone. I think it's only fair that we all let Kabanuna choose who she wants to be with." Lord Liu Bei proposed. Lord Cao Cao and Lord Sun Jian thought it would be best.
"Very well then." They both said, as everyone looked at Kabanuna. She seemed scared. They were all surrounding her in a circle and she was in the very middle.
"Kabanuna, which force would you like to stay in?" Lord Liu Bei asked. She was quiet and everyone was looking at her.
"Well…. I had the most friends in Wei… But the friends I have in Wu are mainly girls and they understand me well… But I've been in Shu much longer than Wei and Wu… Honestly, if I had to choose who I want to be with, I would rather stay with Lord Lu Bu's forces but Lord Lu Bu isn't here. All the kingdoms are wonderful so I really don't know who to choose." Kabanuna replied. They were all thrown into an uproar. Nobody could believe that she would choose Lu Bu's forces.
"I think I can help with that situation," Said a voice from above. They all looked up and a strange man was floating down gently to the ground. "I am Zuo Ci. I am here to propose a deal with all of you. Come to the Chang Ban Bridge tomorrow. We will be waiting for you guys." The man then grabbed Kabanuna and they disappeared out of sight.
"Kabanuna!" everyone shouted. They had no idea where she was. She was gone and Lord Zuo Ci took her away.
"Chang Ban Bridge. Why do we have to meet there?" Lord Liu Bei asked himself. What kind of proposal does he plan? "Come, Shu. Let us go to Chang Ban Bridge."
"Let us go there too Wu!" Lord Sun Jian said.
"March to Chang Ban Bridge, Wei!" Lord Cao Cao said.
Everyone began making their way to the Chang Ban Bridge while wondering what the strange man's proposal is…