Alright ladies and genitals, today we have a special treat! the beggining of the Chunin Selections Exams. I will say now, this chapter will be short, each section will have one chapter each, which means that the next few chapters will be as following:

Ibiki's

Anko's

Prelims

Month of training

Finals

Invasion

So just to recap, sorry ive been gone, shits happened, and I've had writers block for a while, just couldn't muster myself up to doing anything. I apollogize for it and I hope that we can pick up where we left off! Alright, let's begin!

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Naruto sighed walking up to his teammates, he looked them over not being surprised that Sasuke was being broody and Sakura just sitting there admiring nature. Sakura ran up to Naruto noticing him arriving.

"Naruto-kun! What happened? You and Itachi-sensei never showed up for practice! We were worried for you two, did it happen to have anything to do with those three from before?" Naruto chuckled softly.

"You remember my stories I told you? Well that was Azula, Zuko, and Mai. They're in town for some reason, it is kind of disturbing." Sakura's eyes widened greatly.

"The Fire Lords children!? What on earth would they be doing here of all places!" NAruto shrugged, he looked over to Sasuke and motioned for him to come to them. Sasuke obliged Naruto's calling and drug his ass over there.

"What is it dobe?" Naruto chuckled and waved his hand.

"Oh I figured you wanted to know something important teme, but I guess not."Something rare happened in front of the two Genin, their fellow shinobi's interest was piqued.

"Spill it." Naruto nodded softly.

"I managed to ask around and find out that this first test is based on a man named Ibiki from the Torture and Interrigation Sect. of konoha's military. So it would be easy to assume that whatever happens in this first test will be nothing of what it seems." The other two nodded as they saw their second sensei walking to meet them.

"Good evening Itachi-sensei!"

"Good evening aniki." Itachi nodded to them and replied with a firm and warm smile.

"It is good to see you three are all here together. If even one of you didnt show up you would have failed the test here and now. I just want the three of you to know I am proud of each and everyone of you, you all have proven yourself on more than one occasion as capable shinobi. All I can say is good luck, and I will see you all in about a week." Itachi turned and left the Genin to their own collective thoughts. The three wandered into the building, seeing a gathering of hopefulls on the second floor they watch the progression of what was unfloding before them.

"You should back down now, the Chunin Exams are nothing to be playing around with. You should all turn back now and quit while you are still alive. From this point onward if you can't even make it past us, you have no hope." Sasuke was about to call them out on their blatant Genjutsu but Naruto stopped him with a whisper.

"Don't, they are weeding out the weak from the strong, our competition will be rung out dry if we let them continue. Just leave them be." Sasuke nodded and the three headed upstairs, hearing a brawl break out in the crowd below the three made their way to the classroom they needed to to take their examination. Naruto and the company came to a waiting room full of Jonin, they saw Kakashi who trotted over to them like a horney stallion.

"Why hello there my cute little students! I am proud to see you three are all here, no doubt Itachi already told you about what was expected of you three to even qualify today. Well, go knock them dead, I've been watching them go through the doors, and there are some tough cookies in the crowd out there today." The three nodded and they proceeded to enter the next room, looking around they find the other two rookie teams and they collectivly join them in their group.

"Hey guys, what's going on with you all today?" Naruto mentally stopped paying attention to Sakura, Ino, and Sasuke's group and paid his attention to the group of Shikamaru and Chouji. Shikamaru sighed and only said troublesome.

"Nothing much Naruto, we're just here waiting for the exam to start. It's pretty anti-climactic here right now. A lot of hushed whispers of fear and stuff like that." Naruto nodded and a grinning Hinata and Kiba walked over.

"Hey Naruto-kun! How are you today?" Naruto smiled towards Hinata and nodded his head.

"Very well, and yourself Hinata-san?" Hinata smiled wider and took Kiba's hand in her own.

"Kiba-kun asked me out last week and we decided to start dating." Kiba blushed softly and scratched his cheek.

"COngrats you two, you two make a good couple, I guess." Kiba grew a tick mark.

"What do you mean you guess you baka?!" Naruto chuckled barely containing his own laughter when Hinata's giggle broke Kiba's anger.

"He's teasing you Kiba-kun, I think we're great together!" Hinata beamed happily and the group laughed at Kiba's expense.

"You shouldn't be making all this noise over here you will draw attention to yourselves." Naruto turned and saw a silver haired boy coming over to them, his purple outfit with its white sash, his silver hair in a ponytail, bangs framing his face with their glasses on. Naruto was immediately suspicious, however before he could do or say anything the door to the room flew open revealing a man with a black trench coat and a bandana on.

"LISTEN UP MAGGOTS, DROP YOUR COCKS AND PUT ON YOUR SOCKS! IT'S TIME TO BECOME REAL MEN TODAY! I WILL WEED OUT THE WEAK, THE LAZY, THE FEARFUL, AND THE SHIT HEADS FROM THE REST OF YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP CLICKBAITS!" All the Genin hurried into a random seat, however some of the Chunin in the room shuffled the seating around. Naruto sighed in annoyance because to his left was a blonde woman with a huge fan, and to his right was some weird Kusagakure ninja. This day just didn't feel to be his day.

"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS LISTEN CLOSE AND LISTEN WELL! This test will be a written examination. You have a total of nine points, you need at least fifteen points to pass. Your points at the end of the exam will be tallied with your teams, depending on your answers to the first nine questions will determine your status for the tenth question. The tenth question will take place approximately five minutes before the end of the test. Now, if you are caught cheating we will dock you three points, get caught three times and you will be escorted out of the room along with your teammates. Now, begin!" The Genin started writing away or trying to wrack their brains to try and figure out this test. Naruto sighed deeply as he already figured out the test, it was a test for information gathering. You had to make a copy of a document without being caught, now the only question is, who would he be able to cheat off of? Naruto glanced to his right and he saw the Kusa ninja finish his test and flip it over, he looked to his left and saw the Sunagakure Kunoichi was still writing but it seemed like sand was moving her pencil for her. In the blink of an eye a kunai flew past his cheek and embedded itself into the desk behind him.

"NUMBER SITXY-SEVEN, EIGHTY-NINE, AND FIFTEEN YOU FAIL!" Naruto's eyes relaxed as he thought he had been caught, but it was only some Konoha team he never saw before. Naruto growled a little as he continued to scout around, but once the Suna kunoichi was finished she flipped her paper over. Naruto smirked, the Kongō Fūsa were never meant to be used for this, but Naruto had to try something. Lowering his head down he smacked his head against the desk, this drew the attention of the Chunin. While this distraction was created Naruto's hanging arm tensed and a smaller version of the Kongō Fūsa extended from his palm and snaked its way over to the Suna kunoichi. Once it got to the other side fo her chair it slithered up the table leg and when he was ready to strike he initiated step three of his plan. Naruto sat up and sneezed all over the Kunoichi, in her disgust she stood up and started screaming at him, in this confusion the Kongō Fūsa grabbed her paper and retracted itself into Naruto's hidden hand. With a smirk he apologized to the Kunoichi and relaxed in his chair, the Kunoichi tensed in surprise as she saw her paper was gone, and she knew when Naruto laid a second paper on top of his that he had out played her. Naruto smirked and put his feet on the desk holding down the papers, he relaxed back into his chair and waited for the end of the exam.

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Kakashi's eyes widened, he had no idea that Naruto had that much control of his Kongō Fūsa! HE will have to contact Jiraiya and try to get him to come in a little earlier than expected so they could start training Naruto in their use. If he was adept enough in Fuinjutsu to channel them into his chains like his Okaa-san then he might even be the villages best if not second best way to handle Bijuu. This had to be brought to the Hokage's attention at once.

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Naruto sat up when a loud bang resounded around the class, out of the two hundred teams that originally were attending the exams, only twelve were left. It had been fifty-five minutes and it was time to give the final question.

"LISTEN UP! It is time to take the final question dirtbags, however there are some special rules to this question. If you take it and fail, you will NEVER, and by the Shodaime's shiny greasy balls, I mean NEVER become a Chunin, you will be stuck as Genin for all time! However, if you decide not to take the question, you will be escorted out of the Academy by a group of Chunin and will be allowed to take it next year." The blonde Suna kunoichi stood immediately and voiced her opinion.

"That isn't fair! There are plenty of people here who have taken it more than once before!" Ibiki threw a piece of chalk at her throat, without any time to react it impacted her larynx and silenced her in pain.

"Nya nya nya nya nya, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT YOU DOG TAINT STAIN! This is MY exam, not theirs, you were just unlucky to have drawn me as an examiner. Now does anyone else need a lesson, or is there another smart assed cunt who thinks their fucking mouths are reserved for a dick only!?" Everyone remained quiet, out of the twelve seven teams left, this left the rookies, Gai's team, the Kusa nin, Kabuto's team, and Gaara's team.

"For those who have stuck around, you pass. This exam wasn't about just information gathering, but also judging your character. Sometimes you have to take a chance as a Chunin on a mission, and your teams life will be in your hands." Ibiki nodded to them giving them some semblance of respect before a window exploded and a woman rolled into it.

"WHAT THE FLYING HORSE COCK!" Anko laughed at her boss' mouth.

"Jesus Christ Ibiki-kun, what is the language for?" Ibiki growled towards the female and she just gave him the bird.

"Alright kiddo's, follow Anko-sama to your next exam!" The Genin stood confused, but they all started following Anko towards their next tortu- I mean adventure.

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Alrighty guys, next is the Second exam and one of the major events of the story will take place in here. What it is, you need to figure out for yourself, just know there is one.